I used to be a football fan, but one day, I went to a viewing center in my Man United jersey to watch their match against Man City, and if I remember correctly, that day, Man City flogged Man U 5 -1. E pain me. I was mocked till I got back to my hostel. Since then, I stopped being anybody’s fan. Also, I suck at sports because I may be the laziest person on earth. But the only time I’m great at sports is when I’m writing it!

So now I use my writing powers to mock those whose favourite sports team lost, and to create worlds where I enjoy that sport, which I am too lazy to do.