Kidnapping Father Christmas – Chapter 8: Nigerian Christmas Story, Funny, Kidnap Santa Clause, Adventure, Children and Mischief, Free Web Novel, Fabling, Pam
“Urgh! Father Christmas pissed on himself!” Osas exclaimed.
Confusion, fear, panic, Oyinbo’s eyes shot wide open staring at nothing in particular.
“What is the North Pole’s number?” Chukwuma asked going through his phone Oyinbo stared in confusion.
“Let me slap him again,” Osas said and Chukwuma gave her the go-ahead.
Without wasting a breath, she descended on his face again, his face distorted into a muffled scream.
“I’ll ask you one last time,” Chukwuma said.
“How can he answer you? His mouth is tied.” Aboki hissed.
Chukwuma handed Oyinbo’s Malata S500 phone to Otomokpo “Go through his contact.” He then picked up a stick and walked behind Oyinbo. “He will release your mouth now, if you shout eh, I will knack you stick for head. Do you understand?” Chukwuma threatened.
Oyinbo nodded in agreement.
Bayo released Oyinbo’s mouth, as expected, he immediately tried to scream, and as promised, ‘Chukwuma knacked him stick for head’, many times. “Oya fem! Fem! Shut up” Chukwuma repeated as he hit his head.
“Someone will hear” Bayo warned.
Osas picked a stick to join Chukwuma, on seeing her Oyinbo gave in “I will shut up! I will shut up.”
Osas however, still hit him with the stick “Will you cooperate?” She asked.
“Yes, yes, I swear to God I will cooperate. Please stop, ema bi nu! I will not shout again.”
They stopped.
Otomokpo was going through his contact “Amebo, Alinko, Bolanle” He scrolled some more “Milẹ́ … Pepeye… All this his number does not look like Father Christmas’ number o.”
“Before nko? He will not use their real name now.” Chukwuma said as he collected the phone from him.
He to shoved the phone into the red and crying Oyinbo pepper’s face, “Now what is the number of the North Pole?”
“I don’t know what you are talking about!” Oyinbo cried.
“What is mother Christmas number?” Chukwuma specified.
“Oh, my mama! Na wetin you want.” Oyinbo said, “I store her number as Milẹ́.”
To be continued…
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