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Let’s Play – Chapter 16

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+Bimbo+
I had to stop myself from laughing the moment Clara poured that wine on me. She did get my hair and beautiful black gown which Daniella had picked out for me wet, but then again, my hair and gown were both black, so she did not achieve any major damage.
If I knew her as much as I think I do, she would not give up on him. Rather she would try harder in order to make sure I do not get him. While I, on the other hand, will definitely get him then dump him just so it hurt her.
I had told Dan that the game was over, yes, the game was over. I was through playing with Clara. Now I was serious, although I was really disappointed that the worse, she could do to me was to pour wine on me, she could have done better, probably poured the whole punch with its bowl on my or better still start a fight which I would pass and make her look like a fool. But no! She poured a stupid wine on me.
While I was dancing, flirting with Desmond I had seen Ikem leave the hall, I wondered if he left because he was bored, tired, jealous or probably disgusted. But whatever his reason for leaving was, it did not change the fact that he owed me serious explanations, one being why he was stalking me. Now to think of it, the idea that someone who was not psycho, but hot was stalking me got me excited.
I decided to walk around the car park in search of the red baby boy, I did not have to walk for more than a minute before I spotted the car, but when I looked into the window he was not there. I turned around slowly scanning around the car park and buildings close to it, to see if I could spot him before I completed a 360-degree turn, I saw him on the highest balcony of the Humanities faculty.
He caught my eyes and for a few seconds, I just stood there staring at him. ‘Why are you acting so star struck?’ I asked myself and immediately shook my head then went to meet him. As I walked, I wished I did not have to go up that many steps in order to meet him, but I had to, curiosity always took the better side of me.



+Ikem+
I got bored so I left the hall. At least that was what I kept telling myself over and over again when deep down my stupid conscience kept on screaming and mocking me ‘you are jealous’
I walked straight to my car immediately I left the hall but when I pressed the open button on the key and heard the car buttons go up, it dawned on me that I was not in the mood to drive. I scanned my environment and spotted the balcony of the Humanities faculty.
The next day would be a Sunday, so nobody would miss me if I passed out in school.
I folded my arm and rested it on the top of the railing, the gentle breeze hit my face, and a faint sad smile spread across my lips and I wondered why, for some unknown reason, I was sad but as sad as I felt, I was happy. Why? I did not know, it was just one of those times when you get a mixed-up feeling and you want it to disappear but at the same time you want it to stay a little longer.
From the balcony, I could see the full car park, the entrance to the hall, which is meant to be called an auditorium, but the lazy students decided to shorten the name, I could see two of the school’s parks, another car park, each faculty had its own car park, but since the auditorium was close to the Humanity faculty, they both shared the biggest car park in the school.
I inhaled the cool night breeze and looked at the entrance of the auditorium, wondering whether to go back inside and join my mates in dancing and probably drag Bimbo away from Desmond. Probably I was jealous because if I was not jealous, I would not have found out his name. I bent my head and rested it on the railing out of boredom but brought it back up when I saw Bimbo walking out of the auditorium. She paused at the entrance. As if an important memory had hit her hard on the face, then she continued walking towards the car park. My eyes followed her every movement as she walked round in search of something or someone, then I saw her walk towards my car, I curiously stared at her, as I wondered why she would be searching for me.
She noticed that I was not in my car and slowly turned around, I wondered if she was really searching for me, then our eyes locked. I did not want to stop staring in those eyes that seemed to glow in the dark until she shook her head in an annoyed manner and walked off.
I was taken aback, I wondered why she should be annoyed at me and a mischievous smile spread across my face, this was probably the way she would forever greet me. I was weird, usually, most girls went all gooey when I was around, some pretended not to notice me, but I ended up gooey like the others. But she, she seemed to just get annoyed at my presence, like I was a challenge to a part of her like my very existence challenged her entire being. I nodded my head and looked around to see her, but she had disappeared. I sighed and looked at the entrance to see if she had gone back inside to meet Desmond. Thinking of that guy annoyed me
“Start explaining why you keep on following me” I turned around almost in shock when I heard her voice from behind me. She had the cockiest smirk a girl could possibly have on her face as she stood in front of the door.
“Really? Cause to me it seems like you are the one hot on my trial” I smirked back at her
“Ha! Don’t amuse yourself too much” She said walking towards me “It leads to a deflated head”
“Ouch, I am hurt” I teased when she reached my side
She put her hand in her purse and brought out something from it then held it out in front of me. “You thought I was going to do something interesting. Right?”
I looked at the thing in her hand and I had to stop myself from smiling. I was impressed. She was really sharp
“Explain” She demanded
“What is that?” I asked as if I did not know what it was.
She sighed “It is a webcam that uses Bluetooth; apparently you have a video on your laptop that I want”
“Why do you think it belongs to me?” I asked again, I was beginning to enjoy seeing her frustrated
“Because I saw your car” She looking really pissed, somehow, I felt she only gets this annoyed when she was around me
“I think I like seeing you angry” I teased, and she raised her hand to hit my face, but I caught it in the air “Wow! That is how much you hate me” I smirked
“You disgust me.” She can.



“If you had not been doing the dance of shame a moment ago that statement might have hurt” I retorted
For a brief moment, she looked shocked, and I thought that would shut her up, but she bounced back at me even stronger “Ha! I knew you were jealous!” She shouted in my face
“I was not!” I defended and shot back at her “I was more of disappointed, or wait, what is that word? Disgusted”
“Don’t flatter yourself” she shut back and pulled her hand away from mine “Whatever I do is none of your business!”
“Really?” I said in a calm voice and with a settled expression as looked into her eyes and they still glowed, except that now they glowed with annoyance “Your eyes really glow in the dark”
“What?” She looked way beyond shocked and frozen and if she had a lighter complexion, she would be red in the face
“Thank you for bringing my webcam,” I said as I took it from her hand, and she still did not move. “But you did not have to go through the trouble,” I said as I walked away from her
“I did not bring it for you!” I heard her scream before I found myself face down on the ground with her on top of me
“If I had not landed on my hand I could have gotten injured,” I said as I spun upwards with force, and she fell beside me
“What a pity” she sarcastically said and got up from the floor and landed on me too and pinned me down again
“Argh god! My cloth is going to be so stained!” I said getting annoyed
“Really?” She grabbed my collar and brought her face dangerously close “Tell me what I want to know”
“What is wrong with you?” I asked between clenched teeth “Do you have a death wish? You don’t grab a guy’s collar. Ever” I warned and pushed her to my side and got on top of her. Her eyes stopped glowing and there was this gloomy look in them that I could not place my hand on, but it seemed like fear and my anger softened. “You are not as strong as you think you are. Stop deceiving yourself”
“I never said anything about being strong,” She said even more annoyed than I was “I want answers”
“And you are not getting any?” I shot at her
“Why!” she scream-asked
“Because…….” I had no answer, I could have lied to her when she first asked me for an answer, but I wanted to see her annoyed so badly that I had to pull her legs. I smiled at myself, guess I finally saw her angry side “If I stand up from you, would you leave me alone?”
“No, I want answers!” She said and grabbed my collar again
“Again with the……” My hands slipped from her sides and my lips crashed on hers. For a moment we both just laid there, staring into each other’s eyes, her eyes seemed to sink inside like her brain was telling her a horror story.
I pulled away from her and stood up then dusted my trouser, it was really dirty “I was not following you; I was following Mr. Okon. Did not expect to see you there too” I said and began to walk out the door.
“Wait” I turned around to face her “Take your webcam,” she said as she stood up from the ground. I looked at my hand and noticed that it was not there
“Thank you,” I said and began to walk out the door but stopped still facing the door “What do you have against Clara?”
“None of your business,” she said and pushed past me.
As I walked down the faculty I wondered why she was so scared, it was not like I was going to do anything to her, that was definitely a mistake, although a part of me wished it was not” She was hiding something that was clearly none of my business, but I wanted to know it.
As I walked into the car park, I saw a black Sedan drive past me, and I could have sworn that I saw her in it and she looked like she was asleep. I shook my head and continued walking to my car scared to think that I had already begun to see her in my head.

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Let’s Play – Chapter 15

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+Daniella+
The fundraising venue was beautiful! It had pink ribbons everywhere and blue drapes and white balloons and the chairs and tables where covered in white, pink and blue. It was like they had picked a colour for each decoration.
I slipped my right arm into Tobi’s left arm, and we walked in like the perfect couple while Bimbo followed us, we took a seat at the front of the hall where the usher had directed us to.
Tobi was a total gentleman. He pulled the chair out for me and waited till I sat down before pushing the chair back in, then he took his seat right beside me. Bimbo sat on the other side of the table and made a ‘yuck’ expression at Tobi’s being a gentleman, I winked at her and she turned her face away and began to scan the hall and I did the same too. It seemed as though we were one of the first to arrive and I do not like being early to events, it is just not like me, and I guess we were both in sync as the nervous expression she had on her face gave her away
“So, Bimbo, when will your date arrive?” Tobi asked
“Daniella dragged me here” Was her short answer
“If I hadn’t, she would be sleeping by now” I defended myself.
“It is eight in the night, you sleep at night,” she said in a matter-of-fact tone, and I sighed
“So, what do you think they have to offer?” I decided to change the topic
“I don’t know, let’s check the brochure” Tobi signalled for a brochure from one of the female ushers. It seemed they had all agreed to come in really skimpy pink and blue gowns and ‘kill me high’ heels. I was pretty sure that they all felt really pretty but to me, they all looked really desperate.



“Let’s see…” He opened the booklet and read out “Opening prayer, Speech from the VC, Speech from the Registrar, Performance by the school’s drama group, Speech from the management of the orphanage, presentation by the orphanage children with the donation basket passed around and food served, dance, dance, dance”
“Is that how they wrote it?” Bimbo stretched her hand over the table and grabbed the brochure from his hand
“Nope” Tobi replied then turned to me “This is probably going to be boring”
I nodded in agreement then looked towards the entrance of the hall and gasped. Bimbo followed my gave and smirked “This might not be boring for me after all”
Bolaji had walked in hand in hand with Cynthia and I could not say I was jealous, but they looked like the perfect couple, and it made me sick. He was on black all through except for his red tie and silver wristwatch and Cynthia was in a red gown with black stripes. His eyes seemed to catch mine in a dare before he looked down lovingly at Cynthia and pecked her on the forehead. My stomach ached like I had not eaten for days, and I squeezed my face. Tobi shifted on his chair, and I could have sworn that he had noticed my sudden change in atmosphere. I watched as one of the ushers attended to them then turned my head away from their direction to face Bimbo who now had a mischievous smile on her face
“You know them?” Tobi asked like what seemed out of courtesy and I turned to face him and nodded “X?” he asked again
“No, not even close” Bimbo answered for me “Playmates”
I heard the chair of the next table being pulled out and I gulped really hard “Sorry” Tobi said and handed me the bottle of water into the glass cup and handed it to me. I accepted it with a quick thank you and took a big gulp then I used my eyes to ask him to look behind me, he picked up the signal, smiled and looked behind me by moving only his eyes and nodded with a curious smile
“And here comes Mr. Ego,” Bimbo said with a smug look facing the entrance of the hall, I followed her gaze and lo and behold! I saw the most beautiful boy I had ever seen. No offence to Tobi and Bolaji, I mean Tobi is Fly, Bolaji is cute, but that guy is a three in one package. He was also dressed in black and red like Bola but instead of a plain pant trouser, he had on a pencil jean and had a black Allstar with red shoelaces. He had a smooth smirk on his face and somehow, I felt it was directed at Bimbo. This guy was definitely egocentric. I watched as he took a sit on Bolaji’s table and quickly turned my face away when I noticed Bolaji and Cynthia had caught me staring but Bimbo kept an evil smirk on her face with an evaluating look as she kept on staring at him.
I looked at the entrance again and kicked Bimbo’s legs under the table, she got the message, and the evaluating look disappeared from her face but only the evil smirk remained. “Nice to see she brought my toy”
“When is this going to start?” I said rather than asked
“Now,” Tobi said and brought out a PSP from his pocket “And now the boredom begins”
The opening prayer was done by one of the little orphanage children who was wearing a white shirt with ‘Hope and Faith’ written on it, The VC gave his speech which was mostly to gloat about his achievements since he became VC, then the Registrar gave her speech to commend the students for honouring the fundraiser, She said something about not expecting to see these many students and I looked around the hall to see it was filled up with most students. Throughout these two speeches Tobi kept on playing with his PSP, Bimbo for some reason paid attention to the whole speech and I, well, could not pay attention to anything other than ‘Why is Bolaji here?’.
The school presented its drama which was about a girl who got pregnant at an early age, gave birth to the baby, then dumped him on the roadside and ran away, someone finds the baby and takes him to an orphanage home. Guess which orphanage home, yup. Later in the future the girl gets married and cannot have a child and then she begins to look for her child. You know how those predictable stories go. But I had to hand it to them. The acting was great, even Tobi had to put the game on hold and watch.
The orphanage manager gave his speech on how hard it was to maintain the health of the children at the orphanage and how they were trying their best and something about it being our chance to help the orphans. Then he presented the next act.



A group of children wearing white shirts with Hope and Faith written on it came on stage and they received a round of applause. I noticed that Tobi had put his PSP back into his pocket and was also clapping for them
Then a little girl stepped forward and she was given the microphone. Some older children already had microphones with them before they came on the stage.
The piano was played, and they sang ‘I have a dream’ by Abba gold, but I noticed that the little girl did not sing loud enough for her voice to be heard even though she had a microphone with her.
When they finished singing the pianist stopped playing, they stepped down from the stage, but the little girl remained, and the pianist began to play again.
The little girl stepped forward, close to the edge of the stage and then took in a deep breath and began to sing “I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way, show them all the beauty they possess inside….” The moment she got through the first line of that song everybody began to clap for her, some students even whistled, and the ushers began to move from table to table with the donation basket.
She nailed the song without missing the keys. It was amazing! An usher walked to our table with a basket and Tobi dropped a cheque in it as well as Bimbo, I put my hand into my purse and brought out the money in it which I had put there earlier with the intention of donating it although I had my doubt. But in the spur of the moment, I dropped it into the basket with an open heart, and I wondered if the little girl’s big voice had anything to do with it.
“Wow,” I heard that guy that Bimbo had been looking at say from behind us then the usher moved to their table
The fund-raiser was soon over. And it was time for the after-party called ‘dance, dance, dance and menu, menu, menu’. The buffet table was set, and the DJ took over and began by playing ‘Mr. Endowed’ by D’banj, then ‘Mo lo owo’ By Ice Prince and The Prince, Sam clef and whiz kid and more songs followed, even ‘Windeck’ by Cabo Snoop.
We all stood up and danced and I noticed that all the school officials had left.
“I’ll leave you two alone,” Bimbo said and walked over to Clara and Desmond and pulled him away from her and began to dance in a really flirty way and Desmond was really enjoying it like his girlfriend was not around.
The music changed to ‘Oleku’ by Ice Prince and Brymo and everybody began to slow the pace of their dance, Bimbo stopped dancing dirty on Desmond then threw her arm around his neck then whispered something into his eyes that I really wished I had heard because he looked really turned on after hearing it. He was quite tall, so she tiptoed up and gave him a peck on the lip in a teasing manner then pulled away and continued dancing and whining and grinding all over him. At that point I knew this was no longer a game, she was not doing this for the money anymore. It was now pure revenge. This was our final year, and exams would be coming up in about two weeks and it seemed like she wanted to leave a mark not only on Clara but on everybody. She had no plan from the start to let Clara have him back after she paid her, she planned on breaking them up without hope of repair. Clara finally lost it, and I could see the glaring angry look in her eyes as she stormed towards the buffet table.
Tobi, I continued to dance as we both kept on trying to stay up to date with what was going on Bimbo’s side, Tobi was a good dancer, what the heck! Compared to me, the girl that hardly danced, he was the best dancer alive! he made me look like I could dance although at first, I was a little intimidated by how good he was, he told me to relax and have fun. So I let him lead me and tried copying his moves which made us both end up laughing, most especially when the DJ played ‘Windeck”
I saw Clara return with a glass of red wine in her hand and walk towards her boyfriend and Bimbo then pour the red wine on Bimbo. Luckily for her, she was wearing a fitted black gown so only her hair and face looked wet, although the cloth did seem tighter
Tobi and I stopped dancing along with a few people who had noticed and stared at them to see the next reaction “Should we help her out” Tobi asked, not from his natural goodwill but out of courtesy. I was about to say yes when I saw a victorious smirk playing on Bimbo’s lips “She knows what she is doing” I said to him with a smile “Let’s continue dancing” the DJ started playing ‘Holla at your boy’ by Whiz kid
“I am guessing it is none of my business” he sighed, and I nodded then we continued dancing. Bimbo walked towards us while we were dancing and whispered in my ear “I’m through with the game” then walked out of the hall
Still dancing, I looked over at Desmond and Clara and saw Desmond walk away from her “Hope she enjoys her revenge” I whispered but loud enough for Tobi to ear and he nodded his head in agreement and we both continued dancing and did not even bother with asking me about the meaning behind my statement and I noted in my head that if this was his true nature I would begin to fall for him in no time.
A slender figure came between Tobi and I and I noticed that she was wearing a red gown with black stripes
“I am a better dancer” she had a very seductive voice and her hands-on Tobi’s neck
“I can tell” Tobi smiled at her then shot me a confused look
“What about Bola?” I asked her still shocked that she would steal my date.
“Oh, he refused to dance” She simply said without even looking at me and already dancing on Tobi.
I frowned at her back and Tobi smiled “Of all the thousand and one dates to dance with. Why mine?”
“Because mine chose you” I was shocked by her answer, and I truly hoped that she was only pulling my legs. Then she pointed at the buffet table where Bola was serving himself with a punch drink. I looked up at Tobi and smiled so that he knew I was okay with him dancing with her. Not like I ever had a problem with it.
I went to meet Bola by the Buffet table and picked a plastic cup and poured orange juice into it. “Is she trying to get you jealous?” I asked him and I could have sworn that he was not expecting me to ask him that question, from the shocked expression in his eyes. I looked behind me at Tobi and Cynthia and it looked like they were really enjoying themselves
“Is he your boyfriend?” He asked like he really did not care but I could see right through his ‘cool guy act’ like Sherlock Holmes
“I asked you a question first” I smirked. He was definitely jealous
“Maybe” He shrugged, dropped his cup on the table then walked out of the hall and I sighed and followed him.
When we got to where he had parked his car he turned around to face me and asked: “Why are you following me?”
“You are angry,” I stated.
“No, I am not,” he said slowly like he was talking to a child.
I shook my head and stepped closer to him, and he did not move backwards, although the angry look in his eyes faded into pure curiosity. I touched his cheek and smiled. “I think I won the game without even playing” I teased. He turned his head away from me, but I still felt like pushing more buttons. “And no, he is not my boyfriend,” I said with a smile then turned to walk away from him “So I am going to walk away from here knowing that I won, even though you don’t seem ‘guguey’ over me” for a moment as I walked away I felt overwhelmed with disappointment but I did not know why but as I took my second step away from him he grabbed my hand and pulled me back turning me around to face him and our eyes locked and what I had been avoiding finally happened.
He leaned forward and gently placed his lips on mine, and my will to resist seemed to have taken off to Paris. His lips gently caressed mine till I gave him entrance. I slipped my hands around his neck and the gentle kisses turned into hungry passionate kisses but for some, as usual, unknown reason, I wanted more. My hips began to move on their own accord, arcing forward and my chest began to rise and fall to a rhythm that was all too strange to me but I had no control over my body
He began to lift my gown up and I could feel it go all the way up my thigh, we were in the open but as I implied earlier, my common sense had taken off to Paris. But his was still around, he opened his driver’s seat door with one hand while the other still caressed my laps and not breaking the passion, he slid in with me on him
He released my lips, and I protested and captured his with a hunger that had to be illegal. I dropped my purse on the passenger’s seat and undid his tie then I began to unbutton his shirt still kissing him with so much hunger. It had been like seven years since I had kissed a guy, and he was that guy. He pulled away from me and before I could protest again, he began to trail kisses down my neck. By now my gown was raised up to my waist and saying that I was wet was an understatement. I did not even notice that the zip of my gown was down, and he had slid it down my shoulder until I felt soft wet kisses on my nipples.
I cupped his face and raised it up a little and looked into his eyes still panting and he had that look that those romance novels say he should have at a time like this, so I pushed him to lay back on the chair then I began to trail soft kisses down his chest. I really wanted to stop but I could not, the only thing I could think of was Avril Lavinge’s song “All my life I’ve been good but now I am thinking, what the hell” my hand began to move to his belt. He cupped my face in his palm and gently rose my face to look into his eyes
“Are you sure?” He asked with so much hunger and concern in his voice, and I could tell that it was hard for him to combine the two, although it turned me on, it also flew common sense back to Nigeria and into my head. I slowly shook my head, and he smiled then placed a light kiss on my lips and sat up. I adjusted my sitting position too to sit sideways on his lap then he helped me zip my gown back up and then I rested my head on his shoulder, he responded by cuddling me so gently, I could feel our heartbeat rise and fall in sync and I felt like he was an extension of my body and wondered if I would be deceiving myself if I denied haven fallen in love.




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Let’s Play – Chapter 14

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I looked at his wife who still could not find the voice to scream and the naked husband on the bed, then back to the wife. I almost felt sorry for her; sorry for doing this to her but look at the bright side, if I had not shown her she probably would still be living in a fake romance.
“WHY!” she finally screamed.
“I’m sorry ma, but your husband is not who you think he is” I calmly said, not to suit her pain or disappointment
“You!” she pointed an accusing finger at me
I kept quiet and waited for her to speak “You! Why! Why did you do this?”
“Your husband threatened to get me expelled if I didn’t meet him here” I gestured to her Mr Okon who had begun to wear his cloth “For this”
“Azuka!” She shouted what I guessed to be his first name.



“Oh that is not all ma” I continued still sounding calm “He threatened to fail my best friend if she didn’t sleep with him. And oh, yes, he has slept with half the population of the business administration students”
“But why? Why?” she screamed and began to walk out of the room
“I don’t know why but I know that I have to report him to the higher authorities, but I wanted you to see this first” I said as I walked to the television stand, put my hand behind the television and brought out the camcorder and as I brought it out I wondered why he had not noticed it
His wife had stopped walking to stare at me, her eyes filled with tears, and her face scorned with disappointment, although there was a mix of curiosity at what I was going to do next
I walked towards her with the camcorder in my hand and stopped in front of her “Whatever your reply now determines my next action” she cocked her head sideways as she kept on looking at me
I was about to ask her my question when I felt her husband walk past us “Why aren’t crawling on your knees and begging your wife?” I directed the question to him
He turned slightly so I could only see half of his miserable face “Because I know the kind of woman I married” He said scornfully and walked out
“Now my question” I shoved off his reply and faced the woman in front of me “What should I do with this?”
She wiped away the tears on her face with the back of her hand then looked at me with a forced sad smile “Do whatever you want with it but send me a copy of the video” She said and turned away from me “Thank you” Shocked!, I could not believe she had just thanked me for ruining her marriage
“You are welcome” I did not know why I said that but I did
I watched her leave the room then I took a look around the room, I had to think before I went back to school so I sat down on the chair beside the bed and stared at the ceiling, my eyes picked up an odd shape in the light bulb’s lamp on the ceiling just above the door, it was neither square nor rectangular like the normal cameras and camcorders, it was like a ball but my instinct told me that it was a camcorder, but I wondered who else would put a camcorder in the room.
I stood up and dragged the chair to the door and stood on top of it then I gently put my hand into the lamp in order not to get scorched and slowly brought it out.
Holding the hot ball tight in my right hand and my camcorder tight in my left hand I came down from the chair and examined the ball like thing ‘it was round but had a flat side’ it had a lens at the centre and that confirmed my hunch
This could only mean four things; either Mr Okon wanted to frame me, or he was a psycho who always kept videos of his catches or Daniella did not trust me enough to let me do this alone or there was someone else involved
I hurriedly walked to the window and looked out at the parking lot and I saw a red baby boy drive out of the hotel
A small smile spread across my lips, I did not know why but it did and whatever feeling I had at that point which made me smile felt good even though I did not know what it was.
When I got back to the room Daniella already had our gowns laid out on the bed and their shoes in front of them on the ground. I heard the shower running so I guessed she was having her bath
I smirked and walked to her laptop which was on the table charging with a USB cord beside it as though she had been expecting me, turned it on, connected it to the camcorder with the USB cord and uploaded the video from the camcorder to it.
As I was about to shot down the laptop I remembered the ball like camcorder I had dropped on the table beside mine. I picked it up and looked for a hole which I could put a USB into but there was none, I rolled it in my hand and kept exploring it until a part press in, it was the flat part, I pressed that side again and a blue light came on
I immediately knew that it was a Bluetooth camcorder so I turned on the Bluetooth of the laptop and connected them but it was no use because although it worked, the camcorder stored nothing. It could only be used for videoing, which meant that the owner had the video with him, stored on his laptop or whatever he used it with.
“You are back.” Dan said as she stepped out of the bathroom “Now have your bath and let’s get dressed Tobi will be here for me anytime soon” She sounded like a mother, and I sighed
I only agreed to go to the stupid dance because I was afraid of staying alone, afraid that ‘he’ would come for me, and Clara of course




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Let’s Play – Chapter 13

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+Ikem+
“Check this out,” I said to Bolaji as I made myself a healthy sandwich of mayonnaise, sardine, and lettuce, I probably added corned beef to it, I cannot remember but it was healthy according to me. He turned to face me from the television “Mr. Okon recently booked a room in the Emirates hotel”
“That wack Hotel?” he said and refaced the television
“Well, it’s logical that he goes to a hotel where nobody will expect to see him, in order to be on the safer side” I munched almost half of the sandwich down
“Yup, that is right,” He said not looking away from the television
I swallowed the sandwich then spoke again “So, Tomorrow, I’ll put a video camera in his hotel room” I helped myself with another mouth full. It was delicious
“I would ask you how you hoped to do that, but then again, it is you,” He said still not taking his eyes away from the television and I smiled to his compliment and continued eating my sandwich
I got up very early on Saturday, did not bother to take a shower since I would be taking one at the hotel, even though I was going there on a ‘mission’, that Bolaji would pay for; yes, that was the main reason I wanted to enjoy it till the last, I was also going to order for room service till I could not move, even though I very well doubted the dining service of the hotel
I put on a blue t-shirt and black jeans, grabbed my car key and left but not before I smirked at myself in the mirror ‘it had to be a crime to be this good looking’



+Bimbo+
I spent the rest of the week observing Clara, avoiding Chinedu, and planning for the downfall of a certain Mister. Not my regular week, but the tide seemed to move that way, so I went along with it
I finally decided to go for the fundraiser and left Daniella to handle whatever I was going to wear. I had not seen Ikem or Chinedu all week so let’s just say my week went well
The Saturday finally came, the day I would get to ruin nutty prof’s life and the day I break the cupid’s arrow on Clara’s boyfriend.
I got dressed in denim jeans and a red off neck sweater and put my hair up in a ponytail “Dan, I’m off, will be back before the dance!” I shouted and ran out of the room with my car keys
Instead of driving to the Emirates as he expected, I drove to his house. It was exactly as Tobi had described it to Dan ”you can’t miss it'” It was big and had marbles on the wall with a huge corridor, that you could see half the whole estate from. I mentally screamed wow! And parked my car in front of the gate
I was surprised at first but I came up with the conclusion that the house belonged to his wife or he inherited it. Because the average professor’s salary would not buy that kind of house
I came down from my car, walked to the gate and pressed the ‘gate’ bell. The ‘gate’-man answered me almost immediately
“She is not around?” He answered the moment he saw me
“Who do you think I’m here for?” I asked not having a plan to leave until I saw his wife, although I already had a plan B
“Joan, his daughter,” he said offhandedly like I was wasting his time just by standing there
“I’m here to see Mrs Okon” I maintained my calm mode of speech
“Why,” he asked rather rudely
“Don’t annoy me, even though it is your job?” I said shooting him ‘daggers eyes’ then I continued “Tell her I’m here from the school, that her husband is involved and she really didn’t want to miss this” He took in what I said with a frown and closed the gate on my face, I walked to my car and sat on the hood waiting for the unlucky wife to come out
After a few minutes of waiting for her she hurried outside the gate and stopped when she saw me
“Good morning ma” I greeted warmly
“Good morning, how may I help you?” She asked like she really meant the ‘help’ part
I stood up straight and answered her “My name Is Bimbo, I’m a student of Unilag, Your husband asked me to pick you up”
“My husband, why?” She looked too surprised
“Beats me” I shrugged
“Are we going in your car?” She asked, sort of looking down on my car. It was a 2004 Mercedes, but to me, it was still the best car in the world. Not everybody could be as rich as she was
“Well ma, I’ll prefer you came in your car since I do not plan on waiting for you,” I said smugly and laid back on the hood of my car and folded my hand on my chest
“Okay, wait for a second, and I have a GPRS on my car so don’t try anything stupid” She warned as she went in and I did not blame her for being suspicious. If some random person came to my house and told me to follow them, I would not. But then again, I knew she was a lawyer, plus every woman let’s curiosity lead them when it comes to their husbands
The gates to the mansion opened up after about twenty minutes and a black Lamborghini drove out ‘no wonder she looked down at my car’. I got into my own car and started the engine and waved to her to follow me
When we got to a quiet street she honked her horn for me, and I slowed down a little, so our cars were beside each other



“Where are we going again?” She wound down her window down and asked
“Don’t worry, three more turns and you will find out?” I said then picked up a little speed
We finally got to the hotel and disgust was written all over her face as she got down from her car. I did not blame her again. The hotel was nothing to write home about. It was old and not fascinating, the gates were rusted and the doors looked like a little puff from Barbie would tear it all down. I walked in and she followed me but she brought out a hankie from her bag and used it to open the door, unlike me who had used my bare hand,
I walked upstairs with her following behind me when we got to the floor he had booked for us I stopped walking to face his wife
“Why did you follow me?” I asked her, intentionally locking our eyes
“Because I am curious by nature” She answered nervously and I could tell that she was going through all the possible imaginations on the reason why I had brought her there. I nodded my head and continued walking towards his room door. I took one look at his wife again then turned the handle of the door open, there was a prostitute on him and that was enough for his wife to see and get a heart attack, even though I hoped she did not because she probably did not deserve a husband like him.
“Daddy is the door behind us open,” She asked so innocently like she was not the one who had not closed it
He looked over at the door and the first person he saw was me and a smug grin spread across his face “So you finally decide to …..” he was saying, when his wife stepped into the room with her hand over her mouth and her face looking like it was going to explode any time soon.
Instead of throwing the prostitute away like most men would do, he just laid there, staring at his wife with guilt written all over his face and she staring back at him with rage, disappointment, shock, what can you think of written all over her face.
The prostitute grabbed the blanket from the bed, covered herself with it and stood up from the bed then picked her cloth up from the floor and walked into the bathroom leaving nutty prof naked on the bed, I had to turn my head away from the bed because the sight was disturbing
After a minute she came out of the bathroom fully clothed with the bed sheet dragging on the floor behind her. She threw it on him to cover him up then picked up her purse and walked towards me, the door, I was standing next to the door.
I put my hand in my pocket and brought out a bundle of one thousand naira note and counted out ten and gave it to her
“The camcorder is behind the television set,” She said as she took the money
“Thank you” I quietly said then added “You do know you are gifted right? There are a lot of things you can do with your life apart from this”
She gave me a sad smile then walked out of the room.

To be continued…

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Murder House

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Linda pushed open the door, her hands shaking from fear, she tried to remember how she got to this room, but all she remembered was a night of heavy drinking and partying. She was at her best friend’s birthday batch, she had played a few wild games, she had danced naked on the drinks table, she had played beer pong, she had played ‘I’ve never’, and lost, then she had gone out for air and everything went black.

The door led into a narrow hallway with more doors, her heartbeat became rapid. “How did I get here?” She thought. The walls were charcoal black, and the doors red, from where she stood she could see 5 of them on her left and 5 to her right, and one in front of her. She tried to think back to how she got there but she kept drawing blanks.

“One of these doors should lead me outside, I hope” she prayed. “God please let me get out.” But she knew God was not there, she did not know how or why, but she felt it. God was not there.

She slowly opened the door to the first room, the heat scorched her hands so she shut it immediately. The room was filled with fire. She ran back to the room she had come from, but the door was gone. She frantically searched the wall for a hidden handle,  as she finally realised where she could be, hell.

She slid down the wall in defeat, weeping. ‘How could this be?’ She thought. ‘When did I die?’



“How come I’m alone?” She finally spoke. “Am I supposed to pick my door?” She slowly got up and walked to the far left of the hall then braced herself for what was behind the door.

A large head of a Python launched at her and she shot it immediately. She turned to door number three and opened it. It was filled with ocean water and vast, drowning seamed like a good hell to her, then she saw a shark swimming towards her; she shut the door.

Door number four was filled with scorpions, door number five was freezing under  0 degrees, and had dragon-like creatures flying about. Door number six was teeming with large spiders, door number seven had roaches. door number eight had lions, and door number smelled of sniper, the insect killer, no a smell more potent, her lungs constricted she had to catch her breath before peaking into door number 10. In it was a single rope, hanging from the ceiling and a stool underneath it, it looks like mercy, she shot the door,  and leaned against it.

This was it. This was the punishment she deserved. She wouldn’t say she led a good life filled with love and mercy, but she wouldn’t also call her self a horrible person deserving a gruel some end.

She took a breath, opened door number 10 and stepped in, then climbed on the stool and took the rope.

“What are you doing.” A cloaked figure said, leaning by the corner of the room.

She hadn’t noticed it until it spoke, but her ability to feel fear had switched itself off.

“Picking my hell.” She said.

“This is not hell.” The voice said to her.



“What?” She asked.

“This is not hell.” The figure said, moving off the wall. “This is a choice on how you die.”

“What? I’m not dead yet?” She asked.

“Not yet. You’ve been sacrificed for the desires of someone close to you.”

“Who?” She asked. “Wait why?”

“Your best friend’s family is in bad debt, and she sold her soul to me in exchange,  but the price of a soul is the death of another. The thing behind each door is a painful way your spirit could die and move to the afterlife, and also hints on how you die in real life.”

“So suicide, no matter what I choose, I die by suicide.”

“Technically.” It moved closer to her. “You die by suicide here, but  if you had chosen the ice dragons; after you leave the party for air, you’ll fall asleep outside and die from cold.”

“How do I die like this?”

“You get into your car to drive home. And bash it into a pole, the same for if you had chosen the door with the toxic smell, or fire, but here instead of dying from fire or burning wires, you die from being strangled by your airbag.”

“So this is what most people choose.”

It smiled a smile that spread from one end of its shaded face to the next.

“I choose to remain in the passageway and not die.” She put up a brave face and got down from the stool.

“That’s impossible.” Its face became blank again.

“Why?” She had already started walking out the door.

It did not respond to her. But she could feel its gaze on her back. It made her stop.

“You could leave here,” It started, paused, then continued when she turned to face him. “Sell me your soul and you walk out of here unharmed.”

She thought about it. “What happens to those who sell their soul to you?”

“I eat their soul when they die?”

“So they get no afterlife?”

“That I eat them doesn’t mean they die. They keep living but inside me.”

“I refuse.”

“Are you not angry? Did your best friend not betray you?” It was agitated. “Do you not want revenge?”

“I am angry. I am afraid, but I am not stupid. It all makes sense to me now. I was not the nicest person in the world. I used to play this game, give people options with every option leading to their demise. I put my best friend in her situation, she thought I was helping her. I understand so much that I know that there is no way I’ll escape here unscathed and selling my soul to you is the worst of the choices. I can imagine living inside you with all the torment of my actions crumpled in with the torment the other souls in you. I refuse it.”

The figure flung its head back laughing, it’s hood fell back and now its face was visible. It was beautiful but malicious looking. She was stunned. “What, you expected to see a monster?” But before she could answer, it changed into a dark go0ey form with a mouth as wide as its face and teeth as sharp as sharks, a horn and legs of a serpent. And from every corner of its body, souls struggled to escape. “You expected to see this?”

Her fear was back. She ran for the door.

“This was unexpected, I could have had a little fun with you.” It laughed and started moving to the wall where he had initially been leaning. “I told you, it is impossible not to make a choice.”

She opened the door and came face to face with the ice dragon. This was what she had done to her best friend. No escape, then acted as if she had done nothing and continued the friendship. She was vile. The icy breath of the dragon grazed her face and she ran to the stool, she’ll die before it got to her. She got on the stool and noosed the rope around her neck and kicked the stool. Before her eyes closed in death, the dragon swallowed her from beneath, but the lions pounce on it, rolling her out of its mouth and then they mauled her just as the spiders came in and webbed the room.

“And if she had picked the scorpions she would simply have died as she was always meant to die, Alcohol poisoning.” The figure said as it vanished.

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When she left the parting, a rough-looking man had tried to talk to her.

“Hey, sweet, pretty. You need a hand?” He said.

She was wasted but even as drunk as she was he was still beneath her. “Stay the fuck away from me creep.” Her words came out slurred but with enough venom to keep him away. She wanted to vomit the alcohol she had, but it would be unsightly and beneath her, she wondered how she had ended up drinking this much, and just as the creep strolled towards his friends who were sitting outside and drinking, a montage flashed, reminding her of why she had drunk so much.

“You are a bastard. My dad said that your dad impregnated your mum and your mum was such a bitch that he refused to marry her. That’s why you are selfish. We don’t want to be friends with you anymore.” She was eight years old and had just been pushed down by another eight years old girl (her best friend), in the midst of other children. Then she was 10 and walking home when she saw that her best friend crying in front of her house and walked up to her, “What happened?” She asked. “Why should I tell you? So you can laugh? She looked towards her house and saw her mother being carried out in a body bag, and crouched to hug the girl.  Then she was 14 and had been seducing an older man in his house, just as her best friend walked in, and she stepped away, they weren’t caught. “I like being strangled, slapped, but just do what you want to do to me, daddy.” Still, at 14, she was cuffed to a bedpost, in bra and pant, looking up at the man. “Do you like this daddy? You can do anything to me.” She was showing her best friend and her best friend’s father the sex tape.  At 20, her friend and father, now living in a run-down apartment, she walks in. “I asked for a million naira? What the fuck is wrong with you two?” She was furious. “Please, haven’t we paid enough?” Her best friends asked. She looked at her fallen friend and then looked sad. ”You are right. I’ve taken this silly revenge too far. After all, you are still my best friend. I have an idea, I know this loan guy who will give you about six million, you can build back everything you’ve lost and I can get the one million then I’ll destroy the video.”

The montage ended with her realizing that she was already sitting in her car. “I am the worst.” She muttered. “I could have ended it with the tape. I wonder if everybody I’ve destroyed will be waiting for me in hell.” She put the key into the ignition and went 250km/h into a pole, her airbag came out, and all her senses slowly went out, but she hadn’t died yet. She woke up, opened the door and crawled out then lay down facing the sky, the cold breeze violently blowing at her. ‘looks like I get a merciful end.’

Then the creep and his friends walked up to her. “If it isn’t the bastard who is too good for anybody.”

She tried to speak, but nothing could come out of her mouth, the airbag had crushed her vocal cords, so she rose her middle finger up, only, agitating the creeps, who now looked around to see that nobody had come out to see what had happened.

They pounced on her, having their way with her and devouring her, till she died. The one making her blow him off, noticed she was dead first, then alerted the other creeps. “Let’s burn it.” They said, and just then an electric pole fell and fried all of them.

Days had passed and the town had heard of how she and the creeps died from the police, but her best friend had seen it all and was now standing in front of her well-decorated grave.

“She refused to sell her soul.” The devil said. Walking up to her.

“Are you here for mine?” She asked.

He held her face, staring into her dead eyes. “Why do most humans get this soulless eyes when they sell their soul? This is why I wanted hers.”

“She was in pain.” She answered.

The devil kissed her. “Well, the deal is done. The loan shark is dead and your account is loaded. See you whenever I feel like coming for your soul.”

The devil began to walk away.

“Wait. What happens to her now”

“She pays for her sins then disappears or gets reborn in purgatory for a second chance at purification.”

The End

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Let’s Play – Chapter 12

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+Bimbo+
After I watched him leave, I walked to the nutty professor’s office and lightly knocked on it
“Come in” his voice sounded calm and expectant from the other side
I turned on the voice note recorder on my blackberry before I slowly opened the door, making sure I looked my humblest before I walked in, I shut the door behind me with my face lowered and my eyes scanning the ground like it had some hidden answers
“Yes who are you?” he asked rudely
“I’m sorry sir” I raised up my head so that he could see my face.
“What is your name?” He asked looking all serious, but I could tell he was still going through the embarrassment I caused him the previous night.
“It’ Nathalia” I lied.
“So, Nathalia what brings you to my office?” He asked as he motioned with his hand for me to take a seat opposite to his table.
I bent my knee slightly as if kneeling down on the air and stood up straight then walked to the chair with my head down.
“So why are you here?” he asked again after I had sat down.
“I’m sorry sir, for the embarrassment I cause you last night,” I said with a shaky voice.
I waited for him to speak but he did not. So I continued. “It was probably under the influence of alcohol, and it would never happen again.”
“Are you aware that I could get you expelled for that sort of behaviour?” He asked just as I planned, although it was sooner than I had planned, but whatever.
I wanted to tell him that he was a fool, that I was not that naive, that if he tried to get me expelled for that he would lose his job because it was against the school doctrine that a lecturer had an ungodly affair with a student but I controlled myself and quietly said “I’m sorry sir” with my head down.
“Meet me at the Emirates and we will work something out” His voice was still thick and a little frightening even as he said that.
“Sir, but” I looked up at him with pleading eye but saw that his face was still thick so I quietly nodded my head “Can I go now,” I asked still looking sober
“Yes, you may,” he replied gesturing to his door.



A wild smile spread across my face the moment I left his office and shut his door. ‘He is going down’.
I walked to my faculty to wait for my next class since it was about to start.
As I entered the class Clara was already there, our eye locked and I smirked then walked to my sit.

+Daniella+
“Hi” I love your shoes,” I said with a warm smile to Tobi. I had decided to just approach him as a friend, instead of leading him on, although I have always had this high tendency to change my mind ‘If you know what I mean’.
“Thank you,” He said in this cool manner that said ‘I have received better compliment’ or maybe it was my imagination.
I looked down at his hand and notice he was reading a James Patterson Novel and I smiled and sat next to him. It was the school park; I could sit anywhere I wanted.
“So what do you like about his novel? The crime or the crime-solving, I personally like the crime” I said in order to break the silence.
“You read Patterson’s novels?” He asked as he closed his book.
“I read everything I lay my hand on,” I said with a gentle smug smile “But I do enjoy reading his novels. He is one of my favourites.”
He kept on looking at me with an amused smile.
“What?” I asked in a defensive manner.
“It’s just that most girl who looks like you are more into romantic novels,” He said but quickly added “No offence.”
“None taken” I took the book from his hand and looked at the cover then looked at a still surprised him “Kiss the girls, Alex Cross’ niece gets kidnapped along with some other gifted girls, by Casanova, the last victim escapes and she is the biggest clue to the case” I smiled and looked at him, he looked like he expected me to go on “Do you really want me to tell you the whole story?”
“No,” He said and took his book back from me “Nice to meet you. I’m Tobi” he stretched out his right hand to me still sitting.
I wanted to say ‘I know your name already, and you are my next chosen, I will make you a better man as you will forever watch your back after I am through with you’ but I kept it to myself “My name is Daniella” I said as I accepted his hand of friendship.
“There is a dance coming up, it’s organized by the school for its charity program, I really don’t want to go but if you’ll be going, I could go,” He said with a light shrug like what he had just said meant nothing to him and I smiled at how cute he looked acting like that.
“A dance, when?” I seriously did not know of any coming up dance.
“This Saturday.”
“How come I didn’t know of it?”
“Because it is a fundraiser and nobody really likes fundraisers?” He joked..
“That must be it” I nodded to myself.
“So are you going?”
“Sure! I mean who doesn’t like fundraisers?” I said with sarcasm and a bit of amusement and he laughed.
“Okay, I’ll pick you up at seven” He laughed and stood up.



“By the way, do you happen to know where Mr. Okon lives?” I asked as I stood up.
“Why?” He asked standing up too.
“Nothing much, I heard his wife is a judge, and I kind of need to sue somebody” He laughed.
“Come on! Don’t you think I’ve read too many Detective novels to fall for that?”
“No, you haven’t.” I feigned surprise and he smiled again.
“You want to frame him,” he said with a serious voice and I did not respond, I had not come back “He leaves at number 30 main road in Festac, you can’t miss the house.”
“Why are you telling me now?” I asked after I came out of the shock that he decided to tell me the address after guessing ‘almost’ correctly on my motive. Almost, because I did not want to frame him, I wanted to destroy him. Why? Because nobody, I mean NOBODY ever blackmails me!
“Because let just says I owe him a favour,” He said looking straight ahead like he was having a flashback.
“Uh” I kept my mouth slightly open.
“He ate from my plate behind my back and I found out,” he said in the same calm manner that he had earlier spoken to me in.
‘Note to self. Never eat from his plate, or better still don’t play this guy’ I smiled nervously as I looked away from him.
“What did he do to you?” He asked less serious than he had been a second ago and I could tell that he was one of those guys who never got attached to people.
“Well, he hasn’t done anything yet apart from sending me an indirect threat,” I said with a smug look.
“You are smart” I took it as a compliment.
“Thank you, I know, but I have received better complements,” I said even looking smugger, he had a shocked expression on his face and I began to laugh. “I’m just kidding” he sighed “But seriously let’s drop the topic,” I said and we continued walking.
When we got to the car park I turned to him and smile “Thank you for walking me here.”
“I could be doing something better with the time” My mouth fell open at his response but I closed it back and I laughed.
“Nice one,” I said as the laugh faded into a smile “So can I hug you to say till next time, or should we shake hands or should I just wave?” I asked.
“Why not do all three?” He joked and I smiled and hugged him.
“Thanks for the company I really needed it,” I said once I was done hugging him, his musk smelt like Axe and I wondered what Bolaji’s musk smelt like but I kicked the thought out of my head the moment it came in.



“My pleasure,” he said like a perfect gentleman and I had to smile again
“Here is my number” I put a piece of paper in his chest pocket and walked away with a smile playing on my lips.
I spotted Bimbo’s Car and walked to it. Her windows were wound up and I could not see anybody in the car, I also noticed that the driver’s seat was not visible too. Which by the way was odd, one; Bimbo always left her driver’s window up when she waited for me, 2, where was the driver’s seat? 3, who steals driver’s seats?
I moved closer to the car and peeped inside and I took a breath of relief when I saw her laying back on her driver’s seat. She looked at me then pulled the seat up as she pushed the open button on her door. I walked round to the passenger’s seat and got in and before I could ask her any questions she was already bombarding me.
“Where have you been?” She said as she pressed down the glass button on her door “Do you know that it is five o’clock already? Do you know what could have happened to me? Oh, wait, you wouldn’t” She started her engine and I kept on looking at her like she had just seen a ghost.
“Why the out bust?” I finally asked when we got back home, although I did not expect an answer from her.
“His restriction order is over and he came to tell me,” She said as she plunked on the bed.
At first, I wondered to myself ‘who’ but as I raced my mind back, and a picture came into my mind “My love for you is like a thousand oceans, swimming at the beat of one rhythm. My heart, and echoing at the sound of your voice” I recited in his exact words and she shot me a warning glare.
“Anyways, guess who I met today?” I asked jumping on the bed next to her
“Santa Clause?” She asked half none concerned.
“Yes, Santa, Rudolf was there too. Oh and his chariot was gold and red” I said sarcastically and she smiled “I met Tobi.”
“You don’t say!” She returned the sarcasm and I pouted at her.
“Nyways, I got Mr. Okon’s address, do you have the tape?” I asked as I grabbed my pillow.
“Yes, but I don’t want to end this just yet. We need more incriminating things on him” She said gazing at the ceiling and I could tell that she was thinking of something, maybe it was terrible.
“Okay, um, are you going for the fundraiser?” I asked as joined her in staring at the ceiling although there was pretty much nothing on my mind.
“If Clara goes.”

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Let’s Play – Chapter 11

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+Bimbo+
I looked up at the sun as I walked into my faculty and I wondered why it had not blinded me already, because I had a habit of staring at the sun whenever I was confused or thinking. But I was not confused I was just thinking. To say the truth, I really had a lot on my mind and academics was not one of it.
I had to ruin that lecturer’s life. Why? Because, well I just had to. He was an offender! He blackmailed my best friend, he ruins young girls’ lives, and he is unfaithful to his wife. All this and my main reason was just that he tried to mess with my best friend. ‘I wonder where the zeal to fight back was all those years of being oppressed by Clara.’
I entered my class which was filled up to the brim and took my usual back sit in class, I almost found it funny how the class could be so filled up and yet nobody ever took my sit. It’s not like the seat belonged to anyone like in the secondary school days, the sits are just there, what I would call ‘come first, pick me’. I rested my head on the desk waiting for the lecturer to begin class.
My eyes began to scan the floor for anything interesting even though I knew there would not be then my thoughts took control again as I remembered ‘Mr. I’m so hot and rich’. I wanted to throw his money on his face! In fact, I wanted to burn it up! Why? Well, this game was not just about the money. It was about how the money was gotten. Fine I made my first million through this means but see, I’m not from a poor home. I just do not consider my parents’ property as mine, plus if I was playing him and he gave me the money, there would be no problem there. The problem there was that I did not know him; I have never seen his face, and even worse! He seemed cockier than I! And the new me does not like competitions.
“She is not in school today!” I heard the class representative announce after a few minutes with my head on the desk.
“Why,” a female voice asked and I was like ‘duh? How would he know? Clara.”
“She went into labour today” I guess he knew why.
I gently got up from my seat and walked in my usual fast manner to the door not bothering to look at Clara who I could tell was glaring daggers into my skin by just sensing the atmosphere plus I could feel her eyes pierce my back, but as sick as I was I found it quite pleasurable.
I glanced up at the sun then continued walking to the car park as I left the faculty. When my car was in view I put my hand into my handbag and brought out my car key.
“Excuse me” I turned to the bass voice that came from my left and my eyes almost froze at the sight.
“You” I managed to say between shock and disgust.
“So you remember me! I’m so flattered” he smiled and I wanted to land a fist into his face, maybe two.



“Why are you here?” I asked as I looked around me to make sure that nobody saw us together.
“I school here,” he said blankly as he followed my eyes which were now looking to see anybody who I could use to get him away from me
“I know you school here. Why are you standing here and talking to me? Have you forgotten about the restriction order?” I glared at him and went back to scanning around me for people and now I was good with any Tom, Dick, and Harry.
“It expired after a two year” still scanning around my environment for anybody I saw a red car park far at my right, I mentally calculated the distance from my standing point to the car ‘I can make it’ I said to myself, worst case scenario he catches me, kidnaps me and then makes me have his baby and he leaves happily ever after with me chained up in his room till death do us part. “The judge’s assumption was that I would have gotten over you within one year. And I have” He continued.
“That’s nice” I nervously said in a hurry and ran towards the red car.
I lightly but hurriedly knocked on the car window as I kept on glancing over my shoulder and to my not surprise he was just standing there and staring at me ‘please open’ I prayed internally and my prayer was answered. The window slowly slid down.
“Please, get me out of here to the nearest station” I begged.
“Get in,” the person in the car said and I ran to the other side of the car and got into the passenger’s seat.
He started the engine and I closed my eyes in order to calm my nerves. When I was as calm as I could possibly get I opened my eyes to say thank you but “You!” was the word that came out.
“Nice to meet you too,” Mr. I’m so cool said. Talk about being stuck between the devil and the red sea. Unfortunately, I had to pick the devil.
It’s like this; if I chose the red sea, I drown, die and go to the devil. If I chose the devil, I still have a chance of salvation. Because the devil played with you first and between the time he used playing with you and the time he used to kill you, Jesus might just swoop down and save you.
I pouted my lips and huffed “Can today get any worse?” I asked more to myself.
“Now I’m hurt” I looked sideways at him and my mouth almost dropped as I saw him smirk. I angrily ran my hands through my bang a brought out the money he had left behind on the night before and I threw it at him.
He almost lost control of the steering wheel but he was an expert driver because he got control almost immediately. I didn’t want to imagine what would have happened if he had not.
He looked down at his legs where the money had fallen and he smiled and shook his head which only made me angrier
“You shouldn’t throw things at a driver,” He said then parked his car at the edge of the road “Do you want to get off?” He asked me like he was talking to a ten years old cry baby
“No! Are you crazy?” I shot at him. “I had to choose between the devil and the red sea and I chose the devil” so keep on driving and annoying me till we get to the nearest police station.”
“Wow! An order in my own car” he sarcastically said and started the engine
After about five minutes’ drive, we parked inside a police station. I got down from the car and ran in.
“Miss, can we help you,” A policeman said rather than asked and he sounded really rude
“Yes, I’ll like to leave a statement concerning my life” I side offering him a little smile even though it was forced. But only I knew that
“Why,” he asked still like it was his duty to just ask
“I think somebody wants to kill me” He brought out a paper pad and began to write
“Do you have any evidence?” He really asked now.



“Well no, but I know he will” I fumbled with my hands as I spoke.
“Has he ever threatened to kill you?” Back to the starting question things.
“No, but he used to stalk me, I sued him and the court put a two-year restriction order on him to prevent him from coming near me but now the order has expired!”
“Well, you are overreacting, if he stalks you again come back,” He said like he had been rehearsing that line all his life.
I opened my mouth to say a few nasty things to him but I held back. I sighed and walked to the door to leave. “I’ll have you know that you will be fired and will never work anywhere in your entire miserable life if anything happened to me. My Uncle is the head of The Nigerian Police Force” and with that, I left.
I walked quietly out of the police station and began heading towards the gate. I had not told that guy to wait for me and after the way, I had acted he must have been more than happy to leave me stranded.
“Disappointed?” I heard his voice from behind me and I slowly turned around to see him leaning against his car.
“Why are you still here?” I asked pretending to be mad at him as I walked towards him.
“You left your bag in my car” He simply said.
“Oh” I was really disappointed, I thought, well I don’t know, maybe he waited because he cared. You know, that would have been nice.
He held out my bag to me and my spirit sank even more as I took it from him and turned around to leave.
“You are quite the stubborn one” He teased and I felt a slight smile creep unto my face “Do you really think I’d let you go like that? Without explaining to me why I am here in the first place” he continued.
“Did you really think I would go like that?” I turned around to face him again and for the first time with him, I really smiled. “Without getting your name.”
He smiled back and got into his car and I walked to his passenger’s seat side and entered.
He started the engine and reversed out of the police station.
“So you did not get that room” he teased as we entered the main road.
I looked at the floor of the car where the money had landed on but did not see it so I immediately searched my bag to make sure that he hadn’t put it back in and I heard him laugh. His laugh was so warm but yet sounded amused. Not seeing it, I relaxed and smiled.
“He looked sideways at me like he had a thousand questions to ask me but he decided not to, at least not now.
“Please take me back to the car park,” I said as we got into school.
“You just ran away from there,” he said.
“Maybe I overreacted” I shrugged and looked out the window.
“Maybe” he rose an eyebrow at me and smirked.
“You know you should really stop doing the smirking thing,” I said as I looked out the window and saw Desmond walking with Clara “It would be considered charming if it were another girl.”
He laughed lightly and said “interesting” I wanted to ask him for a way to that word but I remained silent till he pulled up in the parking lot.
“His name is Chinedu” I began to say expecting him to cut me off by asking me who I was talking about. But he did not so I went on “He is mentally sick, he used to have this huge crush on me that I never knew why, and I kind of read people so I could tell that he was nothing but bad news waiting for an anchorman. He asked me out I told him, no, and even though I had told him no he kept on stalking me, whenever a guy approached me he would confront me, I couldn’t take it anymore so I told my parents and they got a restricting order hoping that when it ended, his insanity will be cured” I finished saying and took a deep breath waiting for his question.
“Let me guess” his face looked a whole lot serious and I think I saw a different side of him so I gave him my full attention, “He said something about being over you.”
“Yes” I squealed and immediately held my mouth with both hands and he smiled as if to say cute.



“I have to go to class now,” He said then opened the door as he started the car engine “Guess I didn’t end up having breakfast” he murmured to himself as I came down from his car.
“Thank you,” I said when I got down with my hand resting on the car door. I was about to close it when I remembered that I did not know his name “What is your name? I’m Daniella.”
“Ikem,” He said and flashed me the fat thief’s signature smile from home alone one.
“Do you chew gum?” I asked, for some reason I did not want him to leave.
“If it is Orbit or Wesley” He answered.
I put my hand in my bag and brought out a packet of Orbit and handed it to him “Sorry for making you skip breakfast.
“Thank you,” he said as he took it from me.
I smiled and closed his door then I watched him as he reversed and drove out of the parking lot. I had to say, maybe, if we had met at some other place and time, I would have really liked him.

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Let’s Play – Chapter 10

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+Daniella+
“So what did you do?” I squealed as she entered the room. Then I jumped up from the bed and tackled her to the ground.
I had been sitting up on the bed and staring at the door all night, waiting for her to come home and the smile she gave me as she looked up at me told me that waiting all night rather than sleeping was not a waste of my time.
“That man would never forget this face” she smirked then added, “I sort of felt sorry for him though.”
“What did you do?” I asked still excited as I got up from her. She stood up from the ground too and dusted her jeans.
“I pretended to be his girlfriend who he was cheating on and gave him a series of bitch slaps. You should have been there.” She smiled.
“You are evil!” I said as I tackled her again. She tried to wriggle herself away from me but she couldn’t so she finally gave up but her giving up only made tackling her boring so I got tired and let her go.
Later that night I laid down on the bed with my face upward and staring at the ceiling throughout the night because I could not sleep, or probably the sandman was angry at me so he only put his sleeping dust on Bimbo’s eye. I turned my head to my right to see Bimbo sleeping soundly and I wished I could have a clear mind like hers, but wishes will always be wishes; as my mother will say.
Anyways, whatever the case might have been concerning me falling asleep. The fact was that no miracle in the world could make me sleep. Because I had a lot of matter in my mind and somehow these ‘matters’ seemed to just pile up and increase and tonight it seemed they were having a party.
The funny thing was that I knew what I was thinking of. It was none other than Bolaji, Mr. Okon and how to approach Tobi and finally what my life would be like after I had finished this game.
Since I started this game I haven’t been bored but to be honest with myself, I have been more troubled than I was in my peaceful boring life.
I looked up at the fan and began to count how many times it made a 360 degree even though I was quite sure I got it wrong on every count, then slowly my eyes began to close and I was so grateful to fall asleep.
“Sleeping beauty wake up!” I pretended not to hear her. “Wake up!” she shouted even louder.
How long had I been as sleep that she was already waking me up?!
I couldn’t take the disturbance any longer! I turned around till my face was covered with the bed then I used my pillow to block her voice from getting into my ear.
“If you don’t get up I’ll pour iced water on you.” she threatened and it worked. I jumped off the bed still feeling sleepy but if there was one thing I hated more than having my sleep disturbed, it was having my sleep disturbed with water! Not just the regular water from the regular tap but, no! Freaking iced water from the freaking dammed freezer.
“What’s wrong with you?” I screamed at her once I got my eyes to open.
“You are late for your class,” She said with her voice so calm that you would think I had been screaming my lungs out at a different person. And somehow I couldn’t say anything to annoy her so that I could hear her scream back at me because my head was blank, I couldn’t come up with anything. I sighed deeply and walked into the bathroom.



+Bolaji+
“Dude, why don’t we ever have food in this house?” Ikem asked finally, after opening ever cupboard in the kitchen, even the oven, microwave and the fridge which hardly even had water in it.
I looked at my hungry friend standing in front of the kitchen door and clutching his stomach like he had not eaten for days, I smirked then walked to the centre table in my sitting room and picked up my car key before I gave him a reply to his question “Because there are two boys in this house and no woman”
“Yeah! I forgot. What about Cynthia?” he said as he released his stomach and stood in front of me
“She is at home,” I said with a shrug “So what did you get yesterday”
“Nothing much, just his address” he shrugged too “um guy, Bimbo, can I have a physical description”
“I don’t know, she is slim, probably those size two model types, hot, have you already met her?”
“I knew she was the one” he said as a slow mischievous grin crept onto his face.
I kept on staring at him in a questioning look until he noticed after coming back from whatever world he zoned out to
“Oh, sorry, I think I met her,” He says and bends to pick his key up from the table and smiles mischievously at me when he stood back up “I need a proper explanation on everything that is going on between you and this Daniella girl”.
“If you are going to get me in the middle of a psychopathic game, I need to know why.” he added then took a sit on my favourite one sitter couch and motioned his hand to direct me to the two sitter couch which was directly in front of him, my favourite couch, the couch that I liked because, I don’t know, I just liked it.
“I have to go to class” I tried to make an excuse but he knew me too well
“No you want to get food before your class which is about two hours from now, we have the same class, then you go and do something relating to that girl before you go to class,” he said with a smirk.
I pleaded with my eyes hoping it would work, it always worked on my mother until the whole marry Cynthia thing came up but that also clearly did not work.
“Look. Bola, if you don’t tell me what is going on here, I’ll stay out of it. Plus the story can’t be that long” He said now with a serious face.
“Okay” I gave up on trying to evade my upcoming interview but, like all bad stories end, I gave up and sat down on the couch which he had earlier motioned for me to sit on
“Good” he laughs “You are easy. So now tell me why”
“Seven years ago I went for a party, I gave a girl, maybe four classes lower than me her first kiss and never met her again, and the probability that I liked her was high. In year four I see this girl in my school, I watched her every move and find out that she didn’t have a boyfriend, only this girl that I always saw her with. Every time I saw this girl I always got fascinated and wanted to approach her but my ever-loving parents wanted me to get married to my child hood friend, who I had begun to see as a sister. I could still approach this girl and talk to her and become friends. But you see, that is not the problem. The problem is that I might have wanted to be more than friends, so I decided to stay away from her and focus on my life which my parents were trying to control because they had money. Then on one fine afternoon, as I was about to get into my classroom, I bumped into her, she ‘codedly’ flirted with me but I could tell because I remembered her even though she didn’t remember me, because the first time we met I had my hair braided. But now it was cut and neat, or maybe she just completely forgot.
Anyway, I decided to juggle her memory a little bit and she runs away. Later she tells me that she and her best friend are into this sick game where they play boys who have spoilt, rich girlfriends or fiancées and that she was only telling me this so she wouldn’t hurt herself. But her telling me that was like her rejecting me before I even asked her out. So I asked her to play me. So I need all the information around her to tell me what kind of game I am in for” I finally stopped talking and Ikem still kept on looking at me like he expected me to say more.



“So basically, you are in love,” he says without his usual smile
“No, I’m not. I just, I don’t know, but I am sure it’s not love, it’s curiosity, I guess” I said as I stood up from the couch and looked at my wrist watch.
“So what’s it with this lecturer?” he asked as he stood up from my favourite couch
“After hanging out with her I could detect that she was still a virgin. So when I saw her deep in thought I made her tell me what was wrong and she told me, about that Mr. Okon of a man who thinks that he can get something that I haven’t gotten because he can threaten her with her marks. I decided to show him that money, the tool that my parents used to tie me down for so long, is the most powerful weapon in the game of power”
We both walked out of the house. Me, well not thinking of anything other than finding out if that lecturer had dropped his stupid game. Ikem, I did not know what he was thinking of until he spoke
“Does She know that you are about to do something bad to that guy?” he finally asked once we got to our cars
“No” I simply said as I opened my car door.
He then began to laugh, still laughing he opened his car door, made an attempt to enter then stopped, came out of his car and looked up at a very confused me.
“Imagine being stuck between the red sea and the devil,” He says with a mischievous grin then gets into his car and drives off. Leaving me staring after his car as it left the gate.
I shook his last sentence out of my head as I got into my car. I had way too much to think of plus trying to understand what ever that guy implied was like going in circles around a jungle. That guy is a genius and trying to understand geniuses only turned you mad.
So I moved what he had said to the back of my mind and started my engine.

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Let’s Play – Chapter 9

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+Bimbo+
“Hey, Liz!” I called out to one of Dan’s course mates who was having a gossip frenzy with a group of girls that I would never want to catch myself dead talking with. You know, those flabby girls with skimpy clothes who think they are so hot and spend their time gossiping about people like them or like Liz who is the opposite of her gossip partners. I wonder how they met!
“Hey!” she called back and continued with whatever topic she was dictating on.
“The Registrar asked me to call Mr. Okon.” I lied as I stopped walking and stood beside her “Have you seen him?”
“No, I haven’t,” she said it like I wasn’t even there.
“You know trying to wash me down in order to feel important in front of your friends doesn’t make you any better,” I said glaring at her.
“Mr. Okon just left his office. If you hurry up, you can catch up with him.” One of the girls said with a sigh.
“At least one of them isn’t snubitch” I said as I walked off to the car park ignoring their eyes that were piercing lasers into my back.
The car pack was filled up with cars and I wasn’t sure if he had left yet so I decided to wait for a little and just when I was about to leave, I saw him walk towards a silver Mercedes Benz. I tagged along my left in order to get a clear view of the car and a smile spread across my face as I saw a young girl laying back on the passenger seat of his car trying to prevent herself from being seen. I immediately took my BlackBerry out of my Jean’s pocket and took a picture. Then I walked away in my usual fast manner. Dan says that I would look like a model if I walked a little slower but what can I say? I can’t walk slower. Not now when I was tailing a nutty professor.
I got into my car, started the engine and reversed out of the car park, I then waited for the nutty professor to drive ahead of me and then I followed. I knew he would not notice me because from all the information I had gathered about him today, he seemed to be that type of guy who thinks that he is so invincible that the world could never have anything on him plus no girl had ever pulled the red card on him so yup he felt his time hadn’t come yet.
I looked at my mirror and noticed a red Honda Baby Boy at my back “wow” I whispered to myself. That car was fine! I then removed one hand from the steering wheel and used it to untie my hair which I had tied up in a bun then using the same hand I brought out my lip gloss from my jean pocket and put the head between my lips and started unscrewing with my eyes still fixed on the Silver Mercedes in my front of me. The car turned right, and I followed leaving my lip gloss in-between my lips and using my one free hand to turn the steering right. He turned left again, and I followed again, after a while of going straight I drew my lip gloss out of my mouth with my left hand and the cover immediately came off. I then applied it then held the cap in-between my teeth and screwed it back. Then I placed the lip gloss back in my pocket and looked at my mirror again to make sure my lips were not looking like they just came out of an oil factory. Satisfied with my lips I smacked them together still looking at the mirror. Then I noticed the red Honda again.



I looked at the silver car in front of me and then up at my mirror to see the red car at my back.
If I stopped, the car might be filled with really porch robbers who might kill me and I would also lose track of the nutty professor. I decided to keep on following the professor and accept my fate. Plus, for all I know the car might just have been going in the same direction that I was. After all, I was the one tailing someone.
After a few more turns Mr. Okon parked in front of a club. Club Clarinet to be exact.
“I parked my car in an empty space far away from his car and then I noticed the red Honda pull up in another free space.
I waited to see the owner of the car and my jaw almost dropped to the ground!
‘Baby boy in a Baby Boy!’ I mentally squealed. A good thing I am a very focused person. I snapped out of it almost immediately and walked into the club as I winked at the bouncer. I somehow felt disappointed that the guy from the Baby boy did not tag me to kill me. But rather just happened to be heading to the same place that I was. Because as sick as it may sound; bad boys turned me on!
I spotted nutty prof sitting on a couch at the corner of the club alone then I looked around for the little handbag that walked into the club with him she was already at the bar chatting with the barman.
I walked over to him pretending to be tipsy “can I rest my head on you?” I asked but sat on his laps before he could reply “You are soft like Santa!” I squealed and giggled then I rested my head on his shoulder and took in his scent. I felt like filling a thousand gallons with vomit and I frowned but immediately wiped the frown off my face as I remembered my reason for being there, in that club, sitting on that man’s lap and resting my head on his shoulder. The thought of ruining his life made me smile genuinely and I began to move my index finger in a circular movement on his chest.



“Seems you already have a guest, I guess I should be leaving.” I looked up and saw his handbag of the day.
I got up furiously from him and slapped him across the face. “How could you!” I screamed in order to get the whole club’s attention.
“What?” he asked looking all innocent.
“Argh!” so you came here with a girl! Liar! How could you! Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?” I forced tears out of my eyes and slapped him again. “You were going to cheat on her and use me!” I slapped him again. At this point, I was so glad that I used to be part of the drama group in church when I was younger because I would have busted into a fit of laughter just from looking at the confused expression on his face.
“She is drunk.” He tried to defend himself and I slapped him again.
“Shameless old man! Better go and get married! Look at yourself!” I screamed, “Aren’t you ashamed?” I noticed the girl leave the club from the corner of my eyes and a little smile almost crept onto my lips “I will teach you never to mess with a lady.” I added in a venomous loud voice “This is war!” I screeched and stormed off to the bar leaving him standing and staring at me in shock. The club busted into a fit of laughter and I smirked to myself and walked to the bar.
“What can I serve you?” The barman asked with that smile that all employees who deal directly with customers are meant to have before I could even take a sit on the barstool.
“Mix something up for me, not too strong, not too light,” I said giving him a warm smile before he turned to face his cabinet of wine.
“What a performance” I turned my head to see the same guy that came down from the Red Baby Boy.
“Thank you.” I smiled at him then turned my attention to the barman who was now mixing some concoction into a wine glass
“Could I have the honour of ordering a drink for you?” I heard him say.
“Oh? You are such a gentleman.” I teased “But I already ordered mine.”
“Then could I take the bill?” he asked again.
“If you take the bill I’ll ask for six more shots, a roasted chicken and a room to stay in when I am drunk.” I said with a serious face “You don’t want that happening.”
I looked at him from the corner of my eyes and saw him smirking then the barman kept my wine glass in front of me with a warm smile and I briefly returned it before staring at my wine’s colour. It was yellow, green and red and I almost called him back to ask him how he got the three colours to stay separately but I held back. Then I noticed the slice of lemon at the edge of the wine glass. I picked up the glass and drank slowly trying my best to ignore the guy beside me.



“Nice!” I said to the barman once he came to my side again. He smiled and showed me the bill for my drink. My eyes almost popped out and all of a sudden, the drink didn’t seem so fabulous again. Fifteen thousand naira for a glass of concoction wine! I looked beside me and saw that the guy was gone but I noticed a wad of cash on the table beside me and a note with it. ‘You should get that room too’ the note read.
I was furious! Who did he think he was? I looked around the club and he was nowhere to be found, and I noticed that nutty prof had disappeared too.
I put my hand in my back pocket, brought out my Debit card and gave it to the barman, then picked up the money which Mr. ‘I’m so fly and cool with cash and I’m flaunting it’ left behind.
After swiping my card on the card reading machine the barman gave me back my card and I stood up and let the club.

+Cynthia+
Now that Bolaji had his eyes set on that girl, I would become free! I would blame our lack of connection on her and I would be free! Bolaji seemed ready to take whatever challenge that came with getting that girl and these challenges included our parents.
I looked at the mirror and smiled before turning my face back into the miserable look that I had been practising for the past one hour. I looked like I had been crying for hours, and my eyes were blood red. I then dialed my mother on Skype, and she immediately answered.
“Sweetheart, what is wrong?” She asked looking all upset and I busted into tears.
“Tell m.” She pestered.
“Bola does not like me anymore!” I busted into more tears.
“Why would you say so?” She asked.
“He has been hanging out with this girl a lot and when I asked him about her he kept quiet than the other day I walked into his apartment and saw him kissing her” I cried some more.
“What?” My mother screamed, “I will make him pay.”
“Mum, please don’t let him know I told you, he might never love me again and please don’t tell daddy, I am sure Bola will love me back,” I assured her.
“Don’t worry dear, I will see what I can do to change his mind.” She said in her motherly voice and for a moment I felt horrible for lying to her, but I had to get out of that stupid marriage contract.
“By the way, what is the name of this girl?” She asked
“Daniella Okonkwo” I answered as I made a few more tears drop out of my eyes.

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Let’s Play – Chapter 8

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+Daniella+
When Bimbo and I got back to our room I narrated everything that had happened between Bolaji and me to her and unsurprisingly she laughed and couldn’t stop laughing till I punched her on her arm.
“What? It is funny” she said with a huge grin.
“So I need a new target,” I said hoping that she would not say anything to mock me.
“I knew you will finally come to your senses!” she squealed. I was wrong for hoping but again, this was what I liked about her. Always crazy, and jovial and finding new things to laugh about.
“Just get me a name, I don’t want to play him, just want to use him to get Bolaji Jealous,” I said before she got her hopes high.
“Tobi Daniel” she said with a content smile.
She put on her laptop and logged on to Facebook and went to his profile page. I smiled when I saw his picture
If Bolaji thinks that he can make me jealous, he is in for a shocker. I will make him miserably jealous. Oh, and before I forget, that lecturer’s life had to get ruined. He wants to play Alpha, right? Let’s see about that.
“Um Bimbo, can you help me get some basic information on one of my lecturers that I could use to damage his entire life at once?” Her mouth dropped as she tried to grasp what I had just said.
After staring at me for about two minutes she finally asked “Why?”
“He said something like this” I played the recording for her, and she busted into a fit of laughter but this time I really didn’t find it funny, even the slightest bit.
“Didn’t he look at your face? It has virgin written all over it” Now I got why she was laughing.
“At least I don’t go about pretending to be what I’m not,” I said hoping my statement hurt her, and it did. She glared at me then huffed.
“I don’t act like I’m not a virgin; I just have fun! Come on Dan! Just because we both agreed to wait till, we are married before we do the yucky! It does not mean that I should live in a shadow! Look at yourself! You are practically bored stiff twenty-four-seven! Do you know why I even agreed to this psycho sick game without thinking twice? Because it was the only fun Idea you had come up with since we made that pact!”




Wow! Talk about guilty conscience! I had nothing to say after her explosion, I mean I wanted my statement to hurt her, but I didn’t expect it to hurt her that much, plus WOWZERZ! Hers hurt me more.
“I’m sorry,” I said pulling her into a hug.
“It’s okay.” She shrugged.
“No, it’s not. I shouldn’t have said that to you.” I said releasing her from the hug.
“Don’t worry about it. Plus, for a girl who never let emotions show, hugging me really shows you are sorry.” I felt my cheek light up. A good thing I am black. If not, I would have been red like a tomato.
“Now what’s this talk about ruining someone’s life?” She squealed lighting up.

+Bolaji+
“Just think back and try guessing for the right student,” I smirked as I stood up to leave his office.
“Young man, do you think I am afraid?” He asked in a stern voice as I held the doorknob in an attempt to leave.
I slowly turned around to face him and said in my most serious face ever and a serious voice too “You should be.” For a moment I saw fear glitter in his eyes then I added before turning around to leave “This is the last time you would see me in your office. Even the fiercest of hunters do not attack the lioness when her lion is around and hungry.”
That was actually a proverb my father once taught me, he actually meant it in the business sense. Something about noticing the advantages of your opponent’s then ‘strategising a way around them before you strike. But as ironic or funny as it may sound that proverb really suited this………. Situation. And knowing must professors he would put a thousand meanings into it and will probably scare himself more than I intended to.
Or he could want to prove a point that he cannot be threatened and, in that case, let’s just say money is always the best weapon.
As I got to the car park, I saw the girl that Daniella had hugged the day before obviously flirting with a guy who was leaning on a black BMW, another girl stumped angrily towards the both of them and got in between them then kissed the guy. The first girl just turned around with a huge grin on her face as she said something I couldn’t hear due to the distance then strutted away from them coming towards me like a supermodel and then it clicked in my head. That must really be her best friend.
“Excuse me.” I said very politely as she was about to strut pass me “My name is Bolaji.”
“And I am Daniella” She stopped walking and turned around like a model which was actually the opposite of how Dan turned around to face you. Dan looked really cute when she did that, but she just looked daring and hot and why did she just tell me that her name was Daniella?
“You look nothing like her. Bimbo” I smirked as I saw a surprised expression on her face before it was replaced with a smile.




“So did she tell you anything about me or did you notice my id card sticking out of my chest pocket?” She asked still with that gorgeous smile. The difference between the two of them was too clear.
“I saw the id card. She never said anything physical about you” I said as I put my hand forward for a shake.
She glanced at my hand then my face and an annoyed look took over her face as she furrowed her brow “You are smart” she then turned back around while adding “No wonder she, I don’t like smart people.”
I watched her as she entered her faculty and when I was sure she had gotten into her classroom I dialed Ikem’s number.
“Hey, guy awfa?” I greeted.
“Check this out! Mr. Okon is not only married, but he also has three children. And mind you, his eldest child, a feline, is hot!” His voice said with so much enthusiasm that I just had to smile.
“And what about his wife?”
“She is a big-time lawyer”
“So what else do you know of him?”
“He is a dog, that old guy has slept with half plus one-third of the girls in the Business admin department. He is also a member of those people that love to expel students”
“Wow!”
“And guess what else?”
“What?”
“He is a pastor too!”
“Okay, thoughts like that disturb my Christian faith. But a good thing the bible warned against Bar-Jesus.”
“It’s sick right?”
“Um, so what of Daniella?”
“She has very little on her profile, she loves everything but not everyone, she comes from a modest family background; not too rich and not too average, she has a best friend in this school but never had a boyfriend in this school, there is little information on her physical. Like she doesn’t have a life.”
“Oh.”
“But I could look-up on her personality.”
“No thanks. I would like to figure that on my own. But check on her best friend, Bimbo.”
“Sure man.”
“Hey, one day you will make an excellent NSS senior agent, or maybe FBI. You might even be the one to bring a change to the whole Nigerian Information system.” I said teasingly.
“Or I would supply underground information to people and organizations who are willing to pay the fee.” He said from the other end of the line, and I could tell that he was smiling.
“That would be more exciting.” I smiled then cut the phone.
As I walked to my classroom my mind raced back to Bimbo and her last statement before she ‘strutted off’. What was it that she was going to say before she said that she didn’t like smart people?

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Everybody’s Man – Chapter 7

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Femi rolled off his bed, the voice in his head had gone quiet the second Alero showed up. He looked behind him to see her sleeping soundly. She had whooped his ass until she passed out, then he took her to sleep.

If she hadn’t shown up, he would have woken up for his first day at work with a massive headache in the morning.

He pulled his duvet to cover her properly then got dressed for work.

Before leaving, he placed a note beside her. ‘Coffee is in the flask.’ The note read.

At work the new HR welcomed him with a hug, he felt she was not acting HR-ly, but he knew why he got the job. He was qualified for the job, but he did not earn it by merit alone, and now they were alone.

“Don’t be so tense.” She laughed. “I’ve been anticipating your arrival.”

She released him from the hug when he would not respond and started the tour.

“That’s the counter. Of course, you will no longer be working there. You are in the marketing department, follow me upstairs.”

He was wary about following her because he knew the worst that could happen, but lately, he hadn’t been feeling like it. Like quelling the sinking hole in his chest with a woman’s moans. He wondered if he should just quit the job and quit women altogether, but that thought brought back memories he had long suppressed.

“Femi, is that you?”

He turned to see his old friend Chidi walk in from the staff entrance. “Chidi, you work here?”

“You’re starting here today. Wow, how is Alero? I mean welcome.” Chidi said, “Ha, Madam HR. Good Morning oh, this is my friend from university.”

“Ha, I see.” She said, “Well since you are old friends. Why don’t you give him a tour of the office, you are in the same department. Put him through.”

Femi could tell that Chidi’s presence had offended her; and whatever offence that was, had made her lose interest in him. He could tell this, not just because of how she abruptly left even while speaking, but also because he heard her mutter ‘too bad’ under her breath.

“So far what do you think of this place?” Chidi asked once they had both gotten up the stairs.

“It’s okay, but I mean it’s not yet resumption time so I can’t form an opinion. But the infrastructure is nice.” Femi answered.

At the top of the stairs, before the main office, there was a sign-in machine. Chidi stopped to place his finger on it, and it displayed his name ‘Chidi Ukamma’ and his time in ‘6:30’


“I see you still can’t lie, or give single word answers.” Chidi laughed

“The IT team will register you on the system later,” Chidi said when he noticed that Femi had not laughed at his remark. “By the way how is Alero?”

“She is fine,” Femi answered.

“Are you still cock-blocking her?” He asked.

“Cock-blocking?” Femi asked.

“Come on, you know. Anyways forget it. Let’s go drinking one of these days.”

“I can’t forget it.” Femi continued.

“That’s your seat.” Chidi directed Femi to his seat which was next to his.

“I don’t cock block Alero, she is free to date anybody she wants.” Femi went to his seat but refused to let go of the topic. “In fact, we live in the same compound, and she recently just broke up with her boyfriend of three whole months.”

“So she is single right now?” Chidi asked.

“Yes. But it is her choice.”

“And she is free to date anybody she wants to?”

“Yes, she is.”

”So you wouldn’t mind me calling her to reunite”

“Even better, you can pay her a surprise visit after work,” Femi added. He tried to sound though like he did not fear that a day would come when she would get tired of carrying his burden on her shoulders and abandon him. He tried to sound like he did not pray that Chidi would not take him up on his offer.

“Okay,” Chidi said, then turned on his desktop.

“The conversation about Alero ended. Until work ended and Chidi drove behind Femi to his apartment.

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Everybody’s Man – Chapter 6

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The months ran fast for Femi. He had put in his resignation after accepting his new job at the bank his HR had helped him secure, and tomorrow he would resume work there. He should have been excited, but he wasn’t. He wanted to go to Alero’s apartment, but he did not want to be a pest.

“Just go and knock on her door, you are a pest, and she accepts you for it.” The voice in his head said.

“Shut up.” He had begun to answer the voice out loud when he was in the university. Sometimes the voice went silent and other times the voice became excited that its presence was acknowledged. This was one of those days.

“You know I’m right; she thinks you are a pest. Her boyfriend left her because of you.”

“Please shut up.” He mumbled and went to his wine cellar to pour himself a full glass of schnapps.

“Drinking won’t solve your problems. You need to fix yourself; everybody calls you the community….

A knock on his door interrupted his brain.

He knew who it was from the knock. “I’m coming, Alero.” He dropped his still full glass on the cellar counter and let her in.

“You did not come over last night.” She said as she walked in. “What’s up with you? Are you okay?”

“I take a break from servicing the world and you’re worried?” He laughed.

She spotted the full glass on his cellar’s counter, then looked around his living room. It was neat, not a sign that a woman had slept over.

“Yes Femi, I’m worried. When was the last time you slept with anybody?”

“My Former HR, last two weeks.” He answered.




“Two whole weeks wow!” She spoke.

“Let me guess, you are finally realising that the screams of orgasms you get from those women won’t fill the hole in your heart?”

“Who said there is a hole in my heart?” He laughed as he walked to turn on his television.

“Did you get tested for STD?” She asked, still not convinced that he was okay.

“I did actually, and I’m surprisingly clean. Even did a full check and I’m probably the healthiest man on earth.” He answered.

His TV came on and flashed the game he had been playing two months ago.

“I’m amazed to hear that.” She said, “Wait, you never unplugged the Xbox?”

“Yeah, you’ve not been here for 2 months.” He grabbed a controller and threw it at her.

She caught it. “Wait.” She smiled. “I want to give you an edge today.”

She grabbed his glass of schnapps and drowned it. Then resumed next to him on the couch. Drunk, and ready to whoop his ass.

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Let’s Play – Chapter 7

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+Daniella+
I was pretty messed up through all my classes; I couldn’t stop thinking about Bolaji, it was so bad that I didn’t know when my lecturers came in and when they left.
I just stared into the air throughout and was not even aware of my class rep’s presence.
“Okonkwo” Hearing my surname snapped me out of my ‘no void’.
“Yes?” I asked keeping my face expressionless.
“Your assignment script” He handed it over to me and left the class. I looked around the class for the first time that day and I realized that I was the only one left in the class.
I looked at my script and saw that it was the assignment I that submitted in the morning ’01 OVER 10′ I mentally screamed.
It was so on!!
I left the class and marched to Bimbo’s faculty. Someone was going to lose his job and his reputation and if I’m lucky his life.
When I got to her faculty I saw her sitting in class listening to her lecturer with Clara giving her death glares, I looked at the time from my handset and saw that it was just 3:18 pm and looking back at her class through the open door it seemed she had another forty-two minutes of class.
I began to walk around the science faculty aimlessly just thinking of ways to make my sadistic lecturer’s life miserable.

I was caught off guard when I was pulled by strong arms into an empty classroom.
“Bola,” I was shocked but relieved when I saw his face.
What is wrong?” he asked with concern.
“Nothing,” I said pulling away from him but he pulled me back and I crashed into his chest “Bola” he lifted my chin up and placed a soft kiss on my lips and withdrew from me.
“You can tell me, you don’t have to trust me.” I looked at his facial expression and I was confused, he looked sad, yet concerned and still a bit angry but he had a smile playing on his lips.
“Don’t worry about it,” I said forging a smile.
“About what?” he asked.
“It’s nothing I can’t handle.” I squeezed myself out of his hold.
“Just tell me!” he insisted.
“My lecturer is trying to blackmail me.” He just walked over to a long row of seats and sat down.
“By blackmail what do you mean?” He asked, patting the seat next to him for me to sit.
I joined him then played the record on my handset.
While playing it I saw the feature on his face hardened, I never thought I would ever see Bolaji like that. And it hurt too.
“It’s okay, with this I will get him and make him regret ever knowing me.” I smiled hoping it would make him feel better. He didn’t say anything, just took my handset from my hand and I wasn’t bothered with why he did it I felt like I could trust him.
I laid my head on his shoulder and he wrapped his arm around my waist. I felt safe and comfortable; I could stay like that forever.
“Oh, I’m sorry!” My eyes shot open to see the beautiful model like the girl standing in front of the lecture room “I didn’t know you had company” Cynthia blushed then left.
Why would she blush?
“I have to go.” he gave me back my handset and got up from beside me “Will see you tomorrow.” As I watched him leave through the door to go after Cynthia I realized how foolish I was being to think that he could have any feeling what so ever for me. The highest I could ever be to him was a friend.
I just sat there staring at the door trying to compose myself and my thoughts. I had to get over my childhood crush.




+Bolaji+
I kept my palm on my cheek staring at Cynthia in a confused manner “Why the slap?”
“You like her don’t you?” she asked giving me death glares.
“What makes you think so?” I asked her back now recovering from the slap and sliding my palm off my face.
My head snapped sideways again as she landed her palm on my face again “What was that for?” I was now more confused than ever.
“That is for not being a man!” She raised her hand to give me another slap but I help her hand midway in the air preventing a slap that I might never be able to forget from finding my face again.
“Explain!” I demanded looking round to make sure that we were not creating a scene and was relieved to see an empty hallway.
“Bolaji! I know you don’t like me and although I wonder why seeing that we used to be best friends, I can relate with it, but have you ever stopped to think about me, if I like you?” I could see tears in her eyes.
“Do you like me?” I asked looking serious.
“No, I don’t!” I was so relieved to hear those three words from her mouth.
“Then why did you put up with it?”
“Because my mother threatened to cut my allowance if I don’t go on with it,” she emphasized on ‘it’.
I smiled knowing that we were really alike.
“I’m sorry.” I meant the apology and I saw her face soften.
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! That is all you have to say after you keep on replacing my position in your life!” she shrieked and I was so glad that there was nobody around to hear her.
“What do you mean” I had never been more confused in my entire life.
“I was your best friend and you replaced me with Chibuikem, I became your fiancé and now you want to replace me with her” the tears that she had been holding back finally started pouring out.
I couldn’t help it, I hate seen girls cry. I wrapped my arms around her and walked with her to my car, I opened the passenger door for her and helped her in then got into the driver’s seat and shut the door.
“What happened to us” she looked at me with those red eyes and I felt like the world’s most terrible man alive…
“I don’t know,” I said taking her hand in mine “As we grew up I started seeing you as my sister, I never saw you as a best friend, so I never replaced you, but when my parent started with the whole forcing me to marry you, I don’t know, I probably lost it.” I stopped then stared straight ahead at the faculty because my conscience could not bear the pain of looking at her. “I stopped seeing you as a sister and you never showed any sign that you were also being pushed into the arranged marriage so I thought I could make you want out if I made myself distant from you.”
She took her hand away from mine and I watched her wipe her tears with the back of her palm, I removed my neatly folded hankie from my trouser pocket and helped her wipe the tears.
“Could we ever return back to the way we used to be?” she asked it more like a statement




+Cynthia+
“Yes,” that word pumped a lot of life into me as I reached out and hugged him.
We sat silently in the car not saying anything to each other but a content smile on our faces. If you asked me, I never thought that Bolaji and I would ever stay friends if we ever came to this realization and I was glad he still wanted to stay friends.
“Sorry for all the nagging,” I said breaking the comfortable silence.
He laughed then smiled “that was intentional?”
“Yes, it was.” I laughed too.
“Sorry for the sarcasm.” he laughed again then looked at me and smiled “Maybe you really were my best friend and I was too stupid to notice.” I laughed at his admission and he gave me a playful punch on my arm which didn’t hurt at all.
“So Bo, how do we break the news to our parents?” His features darkened and I realized I shouldn’t have as asked him that question. I just had to spoil the happy mood.
That girl that he had been with walked out of the faculty and his feature lightened up again.
“You like her!” I squealed and he had to hold his hear.
“Ouch!” he said giving me a death stare.
“Tell me about it. You’ve been looking, crushing on her since your year four when she first got here, believe me, Ikem and I noticed all those times you just stared at her direction during a very important conversation” I ignored the way he was looking at me and pressed on.
“I don’t think she likes me” he looked so cute when he was sad.
“Why?”
“She and her best friend started this game where they played guys in a serious relationship, and as a reward for winning the girls pay them to leave their boyfriends alone”
“That’s awful!” right now I just wanted to get a few fists into her pretty little face.
“I know, but it didn’t still change how I felt” he watched her stop to hug an equally pretty girl.
“I am guessing that is her best friend,” I said trying to suppress the anger in my voice “how did you find out about the game?” I asked looking more serious.
“She told me” he was still looking at the two girls as they walked and talked.
“She likes you.” it was obvious, she wouldn’t have told him if she had no feelings for him.
“I don’t think so, she said she was only telling me because she didn’t want to hurt herself, and that she will be moving on to her next target, so I asked her to continue playing the game with me, she didn’t want to at first but she later agreed.”
“Why did you ask her to continue the game with you?” this was getting interesting.
“Because I met her once at her cousin’s party and I know for sure that she does not need the money, so she is just probably bored.”
“She loves you but she doesn’t know it yet, or else she wouldn’t be scared of getting hurt” a huge smile spread across my face “why not let us get her jealous so she realizes it.”
He smiled at me and I was so glad things had returned back to normal between us. I still didn’t like that Daniella girl but if he did then there had to be something nice about her.

+Bolaji+
After I dropped Cynthia at her house I went back to my house to meet Ikem and asked him for a favour.
Ikem and I had lived together since year three when I moved out of my parent’s house plus he was the closest I had to a friend in this university although the day Dan came over he wasn’t around, he was more of the party type
“I need you to gather information on the year four’s management lecturer and on Daniella Okonkwo,” I said.

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Comparing Sizes

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It was none of her business, this was not a story she should be involved with. But the two men had made it a thing, arguing about their size and sexual prowess in class, but since they were comparing sizes, she had to know the winner.

Jessica was in year 2, in the University of Ibadan studying law. She had been sheltered her whole life, without an obstacle to climb nor friend to hate. She was the definition of rich privileged, but the easy life had made her Jaded. Then there was her boyfriend, Tony. It was an arranged relationship, he was a year above her, studying law and was bound to join her parent’s law firm when he was done.

She stared at the two boys, Chidi and Dare, wondering how she could get to them, they would be quite easy. She thought, what other reason will they advertise themselves if not to get a customer. Chidi stayed in her building and Dare stayed in Tony’s building. Tony had a lifestyle that required him to frolic around with other women, and she was okay with it. He had made it clear to her from day one. She did not care since she felt nothing for him, she was also not interested in dating anybody, so technically, she had been faithful since they started dating.

She plugged in her earpiece, then walked to Dare, the boy who had argued that size mattered less than skills yet firmly trying to establish his size was awe-inducing. “Hey, can I borrow your note?” She asked.

“I didn’t copy it.” He answered.

“Too bad.” She muttered, then turned to Chidi. “You also didn’t copy your note?”




“Of all the people in this class, why our notes?” Chidi asked.

“I was going to judge your argument by the state of your notes.” She smirked and walked out of the lecture hall.

“Hey, Jessica.” She turned to see Temi chasing her.

“Temi.”

“Don’t do it.” He said.

“What?”

“Don’t, have sex with those idiots.”

She wanted to lie that she wasn’t planning to. But she was also curious about his reaction. Temi was the first friend she made in school, and on some occasions, she had caught herself catching feelings for him, but he was from a poor him and she knew her parents would not approve of her breaking up with Tony for him, and she was not ready to leave the privileged life. “Why shouldn’t I?” She asked.

He was flustered, but he got himself back. “They are blabbermouths. The whole school will hear about it including Tony.”

“I don’t care about what Tony hears.” She retorted.

Just then they spotted Tony walking towards them with a girl clutching his arm.




“Jessica, Temi.” Tony nodded a greeting.

“Arranged husband.” She greeted.

Tony smiled and continued walking.

“Now I really want to check their sizes.” She muttered.

“How about I show you?” Temi suggested.

“What?” She asked.

“Size and skill, what if I showed they worked?” He asked. “There is really no need to be involved with those guys.”

She knew she should say no. Temi was a good friend; she could not afford him catching feelings for her. Plus, she already knew how size worked. She and Tony once had sex. It was only good for ramming into her. She made noises, yes, but it was due to the discomfort of being rammed into. She had had sex with someone before Tony; it was her first and it was a miserable ramming fest too. Skill was something she had never experienced, she did not know what it was. “Okay.” She said.

He did not expect her to agree. “Wait, you said okay?”

“Yes. Let’s head to my place now.”

Temi was flustered, he was shocked that the agreed and afraid that he had hyped himself and might not be able to deliver.

When they got to her place, Jessica asked him to join her in the shower since they had both been out all day, she was trying to also reduce the tension, and it worked, after the bath, he seemed to have relaxed and was ready to show her the mystical thing called skills. And he was skilled. Every part of her body felt good. There was ramming, it turns out it cannot be avoided, but this time it felt good. Temi was not as big as Tony, but Temi felt better inside her. She shivered and buckled, and they both orgasmed together.




It left her feeling confused, now she wanted to own him. To keep every woman away from him. “Hey Temi, are you awake?” She turned to him and asked. They had both collapsed on the bed and were both staring at the ceiling.

He turned to face her, smiling and pushing her hair behind her ear.

“If I broke my marriage with Tony, can we date proper?”

“Yes.” He tried to hide his excitement. “I’ve wanted to do this since I met you.” but failed.

She laughed. “Me too.”

Then she turned serious. “It won’t be easy, I’m ready to go against my parents only if you are on board.”

“I’m on board.” He said.

She sat up and dialed her Father’s number to tell him she was ending things with Tony. He was beyond angry and immediately promised that he would no longer send her pocket money, but she held firm till he cut the call on her.

Temi knew what he had to do. He sat behind her, his crotch pressing against her bum, kisses her neck, massaging her breasts, before taking his hands lower to her crotch.

She dialed Tony’s number. And broke up with him while moaning.

If sex was ever responsible for a fall from grace, it was at this point.

Jessica had let go of her privileged, her parents disowned her, Tony tried to punish her by bribing her lectures against her, her rent expired, things did not go well for her all day, but she had something to come home to, and eventually, her parents caved and asked to meet Temi. Her mother was the first to accept him, and later her father came around. Tony started his law firm and got married to another high-class lady but would forever be angry at how Jessica and Temi kept defeating him in court and running him out of business.

So I guess it all worked out for Jessica, as She and Temi live Orgasm ever after.

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+Bimbo+

I kept on staring dumbfounded at Daniella. Why did her life have to be so, so interesting! Argh!! How could she do that to me? She just moved her game up like that! Ha! What am I saying? I’m happy for her……. I think.

“Bimbo!” she said with that puppy dog face that we both practices when we are jobless and I must say she has gotten pretty good at it.

“Don’t worry! I’m happy that you finally fell in love” I gave her a huge hug.

“LOVE? NO! NO! NO WAY!!” she shrieked!

“But you said you ….”

“I said I told him I was only playing him and he was okay with it.” She interrupted me.

The truth was that I knew what she said I just wanted her to re-say it. “So the game is still on!” I hugged her again.

“What’s with the constant hugging?” she pushed me away. That’s why I like her, always so though “I’m not sure I want to play him, even if I play him I will feel bad playing him and another guy” she stood up from the bed and went to get her book and assignment slip.

“Come on!” I said turning on her laptop. We both use the same password. I know so cliché! “See, from what you’ve said Bolaji thinks you are only playing games, so he is going to continue his life thinking of you only as a playmate. Hence love is not going to be involved in it” her password box finally came up and I hoped her common sense too.

“I’m not sure, I really think I like him.” She is so stubborn!

“See Dan, you are going to be very heartbroken when you see him and Cynthia make out and believe me he will make you see it!” I said seriously

“You know what? When that time comes you are the first person I will come to Bimbo!” She left the room with her book. I only shook my head and shot down her laptop. I was usually the one being looked out for. Now I was looking out for her. Cool!

+Daniella+

As I left the room and walked down the stairs my mind kept on racing back to Last night

When I entered his house, I was dumbfounded at the size until I remembered that he was the minister of finance’s son. But still, it was big. For a student!



He lived in a duplex and his sitting-room was twice the size of mine, we walked up the stairs, he took me to an empty room which was also big and he left me alone without making any seductive move but not trusting myself I went to his room in the middle of the night and snuggled close to him. He was shocked at first when he felt me beside him but he wrapped his arm around me and I fell asleep.

What am I doing? I don’t want to get hurt, I don’t want to be miserable, in short, I don’t want to fall in love!

I cleared my mind of Bolaji and concentrated more on walking to my sadistic lecturer’s office to submit my assignment

“Good morning sir,” I said stepping into his office.

“What’s your problem,” he asked without looking up at me and with a ‘what’s this pest doing here?’ tone.

“I don’t have a problem; I only came to submit my assignment. Sir” I waited for his permission to submit holding the slip over his table.

He lifted his head up from his newspaper and I saw a huge grin on his face “Oh Daniella it’s you!”

Why the familiarity? This man is creepy.

“You’ve always had as in my courses,” he said taking my slip from me.

“Thank you, sir,” I said still very suspicious with the change of attitude.

“You are definitely a student I will like to know”

WHAT? EWWWWW!

“Sir what do you mean?” I asked pushing the recorder button on my handset.




“See Daniella you are a bright student, very intelligent and I will like to know you beyond academics,” he said standing up from his sit and coming closer to me. I was mentally screaming for MANIAC!

This man is not only a sadist he is a pervert.

I had heard of other girls sleeping with him for marks but I never expected him to see me. I mean I am intelligent, so I don’t need my marks increased. Plus his physical features were nothing to write home about. He is short, has a bald head, no potbelly but I would bet with my life that beneath that suit there was not a glimpse of abs, probably flabs. And he was beyond ugly sometimes I even related his sadistic behaviours to his deficiencies because believe me. He was deficient in a lot of areas; height, looks, hair, name it!

“Sir it’s inappropriate for a lecturer to know his student beyond education” I stepped away from his desk as he came closer to me.

“I can see that you are not yet exposed” he stopped moving then retreated to his seat and I kept on staring at his every movement even till he sat down. The feeling was like he could bring out a gun at any point. “Leave my office!” He ordered.

I wasted no time in leaving his office and walked as far as I could away from his office.

Why was my life turning into a Nigerian movie?

My class was to start at 9 am, I looking at my handset, noticed the time was 7:39 am plus my recorder was still on. I played it close to my ears and sighed. I never thought I will ever cause a lecturer the end of his sadistic reign. I had to find his wife or a higher authority.

I walked to my faculty holding my phone very tight, nothing could happen to it. Until that man’s life got ruined.

The sadistic lecturer must have gotten Bolaji out of my mind……. Wait.

My eyes almost fell out!

Bolaji was kissing his girlfriend!

Worse, he looked at me and smirked with his lips still on hers.

‘This is just a game! This is just a game! This is just a game’ I smiled at him after repeating those words in my head and I continued walking back to my class.

Today was just not my day.

+Bimbo+

“Bimbo!” A voice from behind me said

“Stranger,” I said not turning around

“Is that how you great old friends?” the voice which I now recognized to be Clara’s asked.

“Oh! I seemed to have forgotten the date we became friends.” I gave her a fake smile and she returned it.

“See I don’t have time for this!” She took a threatening step closer to me “Stay away from Desmond!”

“Or what?” I smirked.

“You don’t want to know, or what.” She smirked back.

“Look sisi! I love him! He is smart, funny, handsome and caring! Can’t you see? I won’t leave him for anything” I paused to savour her facial expression “Remember that statement?” I asked with another smirk and this time she did not return the smirk.

“That’s low!” she said it like I should be ashamed.

“It’s life,” I smiled “Remember when you stole my boyfriend? And you dumped him the following week?” My smile faded “Remember all the times you tried to make my life miserable?” and turned in to a frown “Karma always comes back.”

“I know you seek revenge, but go find it somewhere else, Desmond is my fiancé, and I love him” She almost sounded like she was about to beg me.




“That’s why it’s called revenge” I turned back to face the direction of my class, something that we were, unfortunately, having together.

“You know what? It’s on!” She said walking past me.

+Bolaji+

“Baby, you hardly kiss me what’s wrong?” Cynthia asked a little turned on after I kissed her because I saw Daniella coming and the reason was clearly obvious.

“Am I that bad?” I asked putting my arm around her waist and pulling her closer to me as I walked her to her class.

“Yes you are that bad” she replied but didn’t pull away “You don’t like me, you only pretend to like me when our parents are around, and you only kiss me when we are having dinner with our parents.”

“Wow.” she was right.

“What went wrong Bola?” She looked up at me still snuggled on my chest “We used to be best friends.”

I walked silently with her till we got to her class and I watched her enter before I left for my class. I felt really guilty about having to pretend that I liked her, she really didn’t deserve it.

Our fathers are best friends and business partners, so we pretty much grew up being best friends and since I was an only child I ended up seeing her as nothing more than a sister. But as we grew older our parent got too excited and started arranging our marriage and I guess that’s when I began to hate ever meeting her.

Unlike those romantic novels where the two people get to fall on love finally. I hated knowing her with every day that passed plus she wasn’t even helping, she nagged a lot too.

To be continued…

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Anansi vs Mbe – The Pot of Wisdom

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In the beginning, there were only three truly wise creatures on Earth: the Ant, the Spider, and the Tortoise. Compared to these three, every other being—humans included—were mere fools. The Ant, diligent and sharp, was constantly sought after for ideas that could help others survive. The Spider, Anansi, as cunning as he was clever, was the go-to for those looking to outsmart others. And the Tortoise, lazy yet just as wise, became everyone’s favourite for the simplest, least effort-intensive solutions to life’s problems.

Now, the God of mischief, Ekwe, wandered the Earth, itching to stir up some trouble. He first approached the Ant and asked, “Who is the wisest creature in the Fables Universe?”

The Ant, ever wise, recognized Ekwensu’s intent. Without a word, he scurried away, leaving the god’s question unanswered.

Undeterred, Ekwensu sought out Anansi. “Who is the wisest creature in the Fables Universe?” he asked.

Anansi, proud and full of himself, boasted, “Well, of course, it’s me.”



Ekwensu smirked. “You might not hold that title for long, not with how freely you’ve been giving away pieces of your wisdom to everyone.”

Anansi froze, fear creeping into his many legs. What if Ekwensu was right? What if his wisdom was slipping through his fingers with every word he gave?

Not satisfied with the chaos just yet, Ekwensu found his way to Mbe, the Tortoise. “Who do you think is the wisest in the Fables Universe?” he asked with a sly grin.

Mbe, always smug, tilted his head. “Is anyone actually foolish enough to compete with me for that title?”

“Anansi,” Ekwensu replied, shrugging. “Everyone says he’s the wisest.”

The Tortoise’s brow furrowed in disdain. Anansi! That Spider always acted like his convoluted ideas were superior, but Mbe knew his own simple, effortless plans were far better.



“If that’s what everyone believes,” Mbe scoffed, “I’ll just raise my price the next time they come begging for my advice.”

“Good plan,” Ekwensu laughed, eyes gleaming. “Though I suspect Anansi may already have a trick up his sleeve that could ruin that plan.”

And with that, Ekwensu vanished, his seed of discord sown. From the clouds, he joined the other gods, eagerly awaiting the drama to unfold.

Meanwhile, Anansi paced his home, anxiety bubbling in his chest. He had to secure his place as the wisest. Finally, a plan dawned on him. “I’ll gather all my wisdom and hide it where no one can find it—at the top of the mighty iroko tree.”

So he set to work, collecting every bit of wisdom he’d ever shared—from his mind, from his backyard, from his family, even from those he had once helped. Every piece of his brilliance was stuffed into a pot, the weight of it growing heavier with every drop of wisdom reclaimed.


Tortoise knew how manipulative Ekwensu could be. As the God of War and Mischief, his words were always laced with deceit. So, at first, Mbe dismissed Ekwensu’s taunts, seeing them as nothing more than a ploy. But later that night, his wife called him to witness something strange.

“Look at this, Mbe,” she whispered, motioning toward the window.

Anansi was in their neighbour Rat’s yard, pulling something from the Rat’s head. At first, Tortoise chuckled at Anansi’s pettiness. But his laughter faded when his wife pointed out something peculiar. The strands of wisdom Anansi had taken from Rat glimmered in green and black. Green—the color of Mbe’s wisdom, and Black-the colour of Anansi’s wisdom.

Anansi wasn’t just taking back his own knowledge; he was stealing Mbe’s wisdom too.

Realization hit Tortoise like a wave. He knew he had to stop Anansi before the Spider took it all. Mbe had gained his wisdom through years of education and experience, and he believed that anyone could become wise with effort. Anansi’s wisdom, on the other hand, was a divine gift as the Spider God of stories. This made Anansi’s plan even more dangerous—he had no right to hoard the wisdom of others.

That night, while Anansi scurried across the world, collecting wisdom from every corner, Mbe gathered with Anansi’s son, Kweku, to strategize. Kweku wasn’t wise, but he was smart—sharp enough to outthink even his clever father. Mbe shared Anansi’s plot and instructed Kweku to follow Anansi in secret. “Watch where he hides the pot,” Mbe said. “Once he’s gone, we’ll release the wisdom back into the world.”

The next day, when Anansi left with his pot full of stolen wisdom, Kweku trailed behind him. He knew his father well and understood that even if he managed to steal the pot, the wisdom inside wouldn’t be freed unless Anansi released it himself. Anansi knew this too, which is why he wasn’t bothered by his son following him to the tallest tree in the forest.

As Anansi began climbing the great iroko tree, the pot of wisdom strapped to his back weighed him down, making every step a struggle. He grunted and fought to ascend, but the burden was too much. After hours of struggling, Kweku finally spoke up.

“If you put the pot on your head, it’ll be easier to climb,” Kweku suggested.

Anansi, desperate, followed his son’s advice. The moment he shifted the pot onto his head, the climb became much easier. But then Anansi paused, suspicious.


“How did you know that?” he asked, narrowing his eyes. “Didn’t I take my wisdom from you?”

“You did,” Kweku replied. “But I’m smart. If you hide all the wisdom in the world, people will no longer seek wisdom; they’ll seek cleverness. And they’ll come to value Mbe, the Tortoise, over you. He’ll combine his wisdom with his cleverness, while you’ll remain stuck as the guardian of wisdom no one needs.”

Anansi froze, the truth of Kweku’s words settling in like a cold weight. He realized his son was right. If wisdom was hidden, people would turn to other forms of intelligence, and Mbe—smart and wise—would rise in status.

Reluctantly, Anansi climbed down from the tree. “Make sure Mbe doesn’t learn of this,” he warned his son.

Kweku nodded, promising not to speak a word to the Tortoise. Satisfied, Anansi opened the pot and let the wisdom flow back into the world, carried on the winds.

But little did Anansi know, Tortoise had been following them all along. As soon as Anansi released the wisdom, Mbe stepped out from the shadows, shaking his head with a smirk.

“For the wisest creature in the universe,” Mbe laughed, “you’re also the most foolish.”

And so it was that, to this day, people carry loads on their heads thanks to Kweku’s cleverness, and a bit of Anansi’s and Mbe’s wisdom lives in everyone.

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Anansi vs Mbe – The Hero of Stories

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Once upon a time in the world of African Folktales, the Gods were the protagonists of every story. Every story, even the ones done by mortals were ascribed to the Gods who lived in the sky, The Gods who lived beneath the Earth. These made the stories boring and not relatable as it always painted the gods as flawless. It also made the humans and animals feel less capable, and one day, Mbe the tortoise came up with a plan to make the stories about himself. This was no act of kindness but of greed and mischief.

The tortoise approached the God of Stories, Fabling, who is called the writer to ask that she made every story revolve around him. She found his request to be funny but decided to humour him, then sent him on three quests, saying that if he completed them, then he could leave through every story and rewrite them as he saw fit.


The quest was to bring her three things. A jar full of all the bees in his village bees, the longest python in the world, and Agwu, the hungry tiger, and all were to be alive.
Once the tortoise had left, Anansi, a friend to the tortoise, who had eavesdropped on their conversation went to make the same deal with The Writer. He asked her to give him the same task, but she told him no, that rather if the tortoise were to fail, he would get the stories written after him.
So Mbe went to complete his task while Anansi went to hinder him.
Tortoise thought of a brilliant plan. He took with him a jar, a rope, a long stick and a thread and needle. He would go to the bees, which were pretty much stupid and only capable of making noise and tell them that he had gotten into a dispute with The Writer that they were too many to fit into a jar, and they would all try to fit in, then he would close it. He would then go to the snakes and tell him that the stick was longer than him, and the snake would lie close enough to the stick for him to tie it. Then as for Agwu the tiger, he would take the thread and needle and pretend to have sewed his eyes shut then convince the tiger that having his eyes sewn together was an amazing life-changing experience and the tiger would ask for his own eyes to be sewn shut too, and being helpless he would lead him to The Writer.
This was a flawless plan, because everybody in the folktale world was still stupid, as only Tortoise and Anansi still had all the wisdom in the world, and humans were yet to be created. But Anansi had seen tortoise preparing his tools and knew exactly what he was planning so he went ahead of him and told the Bees, The Snake and The Tiger about Mbe the Tortoise’s plan.
When Mbe arrived at the bees’ home, he tried to use his tricks on the bees, but they laughed at him and refused to enter, then he went to the snake and it also laughed at him, and threatened to swallow him, then he cautiously went to Agwu who had his eyes shut and was mimicking Tortoise’s plan. “Oh Mbe, can you see? Now that I am blind, I can see the secrets of the universe.” It mocked.
Tortoise knew exactly what had happened, he knew that Anansi was up to no good again. So he went back home and thought.



Meanwhile, Anansi returned to The Writer to make his request, only to be told that Mbe was yet to give up. This infuriated Anansi who ran out to see what the tortoise was up to.
Tortoise, having properly thought of a new plan, went to Anansi’s wife and asked for her web. Once she had covered him in web, he ran to the bees’ home and tried to steal their honey. They all rushed to attack him but got stuck in the web, and he took off the web and placed it in the jar.
Then Mbe went to the snake’s home, hung ropes from a tree and disguised them as branches and roots. Then he went to the snake and began to laugh. “But seriously though, you know you are not longer than the stick.” The snake was sceptical but tortoise added. “I have no stick with me, no rope, see that tree, that is the same length of the stick, why not let’s use it to measure?” The snake obliged, being the stupid animal that it was and once it had entwined with the tree, the tortoise pulled the rope.
For the tiger, Agwu, Tortoise was cautious, he first took the snake and the bees to the Writer so that Anansi the spider would not release them, then he went to the tiger, but he found the tiger sitting with Anansi laughing.
So he asked Agwu when he became friends with Anansi, and told him that Anansi was lying to him, that there was no deal with the writer and Anansi was up to no good. Anansi, tried to assure the tiger that Mbe was the one lying, but alas the tiger was too stupid to figure things out, so Mbe suggested that the tiger follow him and ask the writer himself.
The tiger followed the tortoise, despite Anansi’s protests which only made the tiger trust him less and less.
Once they arrived at The Writer’s home, Fabling declared Mbe the winner. Mbe was excited, Anansi disappointed and Agwu, furious at being used. He attacked the tortoise. While the tortoise ran for its life, Anansi got on the roof and offered to save the tortoise if he would agree to share the right to the hero role in stories. At first, Mbe refused, but then the tiger almost snapped off its neck. He agreed and Anansi pulled him up to the ceiling where Agwu could not reach him.
The Writer having no Use for the bees, snake and tiger, returned them to their homes and gave Mbe and Anansi the chance to have most of the stories told in folktale revolve around them. And it did until the humans were created.

Did You Enjoy This Story? Let’s know what you think, who is smarter? Mbe or Anansi.
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Let’s Play – Chapter 5

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+Daniella+

As Bolaji and I kept walking up the stairs I couldn’t stop hoping that picking him as my target would not turn out to be a big mistake, I know it was absurd but every time we accidentally made eye contact I got lost.

Lost in his dark brown eyes.

We finally made our stop in an empty classroom “So the tour is over” I said trying to break the awkward silence.

“Yes, except there is another place you will like me to take a tour in,” He said suggestively.

“That’s nasty” I whispered even though I knew that there was nobody around to hear us.

“I was talking of your heart” he whispered back like we were playing a guessing game and I must admit it was cute.

“Oh! I meant my heart is pretty nasty” I said in a purring voice.

“Why don’t we see?” he moved a step closer to me and I moved back, maybe I was really wrong for leading him on like that but right now it was not him I was worried about. It was me.

If I let him sweep me off my feet I automatically lost this game and my life will return back to its boring 1 + 1 = 2. But if this was truly all just a game to me, why was I letting him win?

I decided to take back the lead “And how may I say do you intend to find out?” I said in a calm quiet sexy voice as I stepped forward in a persuasive manner.

“Miss Dan?” he smirked lowering his gaze to my lips “Have you ever played trapped in the closet?” he took a step closer to me. One more step and the gap would be closed.

My mind went back to his question then I remembered a party I had attended in my secondary school, I was in Basic 11 although then it was called SS2. My cousin had thrown a party when his parents travelled and I was over for the holidays.

“Dan, come join us!” he called me as I walked towards the refrigerator not interested in the party. I looked over at where he was seated with about fifteen of his friends.

“Why,” I asked over my shoulder opening the refrigerator.

“We are playing trapped in the closet” He called back.

“Okay?” I shot the refrigerator and went to sit next to him intentionally bumping his girlfriend away and saying “he was mine first” and all the guys started laughing.

“Okay let’s play!” a guy sitting five humans away from my cousin said then spun the bottle. It was then I realized we were sitting in a circle. Unfortunately, the bottle landed on the finest young man I had ever seen. His eyes were dark brown and his black hair was plaited back.

Just wait for it…………………………………………………………

“Tonia pick his kidnapped mate” the guy who spun the bottle said. I also figured Tonia was the girlfriend I shoved as I saw a wicked grin on her face.

“I pick Daniella,” she said with a much-satisfied grin.

My cousin would not have allowed me to play if I hadn’t boasted the night before that I played seven minutes in heaven which was totally a lie. In fact, I had never kissed any guy in my life!

Anyways, unlike seven minutes in heaven when you enter the closet on your own, in trapped, you are thrown in the closet by those that you think would not. Aka my cousin.

Before I knew what was happening I was lifted from the ground and was now struggling in the air for them to let me go. Tonia used the situation as an opportunity to pinch me on my arm and I whimpered knowing that this would not turn out right, I looked sideways and had a quick glance at the devilishly good looking guy that was going to be trapped in the closet with me and I was very very very scared hoping my v card will not be stolen, did I say stolen? I meant given away willingly without thinking of the consequence.

“I have a condom! Tonia cooed like I was supposed to be happy about that

“Tonia, my cousin.” my cousin warned.

“I was only joking.” I heard her say before I found myself on the closet floor and I saw the door close.

“You have five minutes!”

I stood up and tried the door handle but it had been locked with a key. I sighed and rested on the door, suddenly the guy that I hadn’t noticed was with me in the closet grabbed me by my waist with his hand covering my mouth to the far end of the closet, I thought I liked him, but now that he was going to take advantage of me I hated him so much!

I struggled, trying my possible best to make him let me go but he didn’t.

After struggling for a minute or more I stopped and gave up then he brought his lips close to my ear and whispered “let’s just pretend that something happened, I know you’ve never kissed a guy before” I was shocked! I thought he was about to take advantage of me, I stared into his melted chock eyes and that likeness I had for him returned even harder but then his last statement hit me.

“How sure are you?” I whispered back

“Come on,” he said gesturing to the door. At that moment still lost in his eyes I tiptoed up and placed my lips on his, I didn’t know how to kiss so I stayed like that and was almost getting disappointed in my first kiss when he pulled away but then lifted up my chin and placed his lips on mine with such gentleness, he kept on massaging my lips with his until my lips parted to give him entrance, my fingers were now playing with his long hair and his arms affectionately around my waist. I could have stayed like that forever but little miss spoil show had to open the door. And as expected I blushed with a million light bulbs on my chick and left for my room without looking back at my first kiss.

After that day I never met him again and my cousin didn’t even know his name, he said that he was a friend of a friend.

I was so heartbroken but it was worth it.

+#END OF FLASH BACK#+

“Back from your trip down memory lane?” Bolaji asked as I noticed our position, he was standing so close to me and my heart started beating like my brains remembered something that it was never meant to forget then I raced my mind back to his question “Miss Dan have you ever played trapped in the closet?” I stared into his eyes and got lost in his melted choc eyes again, again ‘oh no!’

He smirked at me as my mouth dropped open “you remember” he smirked and I turned around and ran as fast as I could outside the faculty straight to my room, shut the door and landed flat on the bed staring straight up at the ceiling’

I couldn’t believe it! I was so grateful that I hadn’t kissed him again, if not I might have fallen in love!!!!

I had to end this game and accept that I had lost to Mr. Hottie and pick another target.

I picked up my phone and dialled his number “are you still there?” In thirty minutes I was back at the faculty.

“I like the way you respond to surprise” he teased and I punched him on the arm.

“So why did you run?” He put his arm around my shoulder as we walked away from the faculty.

“I remembered you” I blushed.

“Sweet memories I guess seeing you came back.”

“I’m sorry,” I said keeping my head down as we walked.

“Why?” he asked in disbelief and I hadn’t even told him why.

“Don’t say a word till I am through,” I said then explained the whole game to him still with my head facing the floor.

He removed his arm from around my shoulder and we stopped walking. I shouldn’t feel anything right? But I felt so sad and guilty about it but it wasn’t going to stop the game “Bola I understand if you are angry but I won’t stop playing this game, I’m only telling you because I don’t want to hurt myself.” I said then began to walk away.

“Dan. So you think you are that appealing,” he called out to me.

I stopped walking; I wasn’t expecting those to be his next word “I don’t think. I know!” I turned around to face a mischievously smiling Bola.

“Let’s make this game more interesting, let’s say difficulty 5,” he said and we began to walk toward each other.

“I’m listening.”

“Now that I know you were only playing me.” he pause “Play me.”

“What?” I asked

“Make me fall for you,” He said, now walking closer to each other.

“Why?”

“Think of it, it’s a two-way thing. You get Cynthia to pay you to leave me and you get to see me all lovey-dovey.” He said the last part like a little boy.

We finally stopped walking because there was no longer space in-between us” And if I lose?”

“It’s just a game” he smirked.

“It’s on.” I didn’t agree because I was bored. No, I agreed because I knew he taught that I would be the one falling for him. That would make the game much more interesting.

Although I wondered why he wanted me to play his girlfriend but it was none of my business. Plus knowing might get me more attached to him.

+Bolaji+

“Let’s go to my place’ I said putting my arms around her shoulder once more.

“Okay,” she agreed too quickly. She must have been serious about this game. “Will Cynthia find out?” she asked as we walked to my car.

“Yes she will,” I said with a knowing smile.

“Great!” she snuggled closer to me.

She was so mine!

To be continued…

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Let’s Play – Chapter 4

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When I got home, I met Bimbo sulking over a cup of coffee and staring at her biology textbook’s cover “Why the long face?” I asked arranging my books on the table next to her pile of books. Psychologists really do a lot of reading.

“Nothing, it’s just this test I just found out I have tomorrow” she sipped her coffee.

“Come on! You are brilliant, why will a test get you down like that?” I said walking back to the bed.

“Because I promised to meet Desmond at the club tonight” She sipped her coffee again.

“Then cancel it,” I said sitting down on the bed and taking off my shoes.

“No way!” She screamed “And make Clara win?”

Oh Clara! It had been so long since I heard her talk about her. She used to be so obsessed with putting socks down her throat. I didn’t realize that she still was. A pity she never got to do that because she was such a goodie goodie two shoes ruled by the ever-wise council of her conscience, although these days she seemed to be giving her conscience a piece of her mind or maybe it was just me who had the bad influence on her.

“Okay?” I shrugged “Why don’t you read now while I do my assignment and go for the party later on?”

“Why do you think I am drinking the coffee? Daniella, you are such an Einstein?” The sarcasm in her voice was glaring.

“Then why were you moping?” wait. I didn’t want to know the answer to that. As a matter of fact, I was too sleepy to care “never mind” I laid on my half of our bed and set my alarm to five so I would wake up in time to do my assignment and also so that I wouldn’t be late for my tour with Mr. Hottie.

+Bimbo+

After she slept I started reading from my biology textbook. She was such a fast sleeper.

To be honest I wasn’t mopping about anything. Coffee just had that mopping effect on me. I was just so bored that I needed a conversation to start but apparently, she was too sleepy to continue with her questions. Argh! Maybe I didn’t pick this game up because I taught it would be fun, maybe it is because I was bored! Everything around me was so perfect! My parents were rich even though I was poor. But I was only poor because I didn’t want to claim my parent’s money; I wanted to work hard for mine. Plus Daniella and I had decided to be perfect little Bitches in year 1. You know? Those girls who didn’t have a single problem in their lives because everything around them went according to plan.

Yup! That was us. But you know it gets quite boring.

So when she brought the idea of the game, I was down with it and when I saw Clara on her target list, let’s just say…………JACKPOT!

“Daniella you’re the best! You’re the best! You’re the bestie bestie bestie bestie bestest” I flipped out of my chair in shock and landed on my butt. The volume of her alarm was…. …..ALARMING! When did she even change her ring tone?

I turned my head to the bed to see her still sleeping. That girl is a tight sleeper!

I got my butt off the floor and moved my legs to the fridge, opened it and got out a jug of iced water. “This is for making me fall off the chair. Miss I’m so egocentric” I rubbed my aching butt with my free hand after I shut the fridge door then walked to her side of the bed and poured the water on her face. A good thing she had a soft pillow that could absorb water.

“ARRRRRRRRRRGH” She jumped up from the bed, ran towards the bathroom and hit her head on the door because she forgot to open the door in her confusion “Ouch!”

I couldn’t help but clutch my stomach and role on the floor laughing.

“What was that for?” she screeched.

“That-was for-having-your loud-egocentric-ring tone-knock me out of my chair-while I-was-reading” I choked out the words because I was still laughing so hard.

“I didn’t know you were scared of noise,” she said walking towards me.

“Come on! That noise of an alarm could not wake you up, so I thought it was only logical that I helped” I said as I began to stand up from the ground.

“So, you were going to help me by drowning me” she stormed towards me with a clenched fist, and I froze in my attempt to stand up from the ground I thought she was going to hit me. She shifted her fist away from me at the last microsecond before impact with my face as a huge smirk played across her lips and she picked up her now wet pillow.

‘I’m going to get her for that’ I was mentally telling myself when I felt a cold pillow hit me. “And that’s how it felt.”

We both started laughing and she took her pillow to the corridor and hung it on the rope with five pegs.

I went back to my table and continued reading.

After about thirty minutes she stood beside me with a huge grin on her face.

“How do I look?”

“Like a human being” I shrugged facing my book.

“Come on!” she whined.

“Okay! You look good” Actually, she did look good in her jegging and long round neck t-shirt with matching all-stars shoes. Just casual enough to make him wonder whatever boys wonder about.

“Thanks,” she said then drew a chair next to mine and began to write something in a foolscap sheet of paper from a huge management textbook “Assignment?”

“Yes,” she said then murmured something that sounded like a sadist.

‘Daniella you’re the best! You’re the best, you’re the bestie bestie bestie bestie bestest!” Her annoyingly loud alarm went off after an hour.

“Yo! I gatta go” she said.

I smiled remembering my appointment with making Clara’s life miserable.

+Daniella+

That cold water she poured on my face was annoying but that’s what best friends are for plus I got her back with that little stunt of acting like I was going to hit her. I dropped my book back in its neatly arranged file and left the room with Bimbo still reading.

Seven on the dot and I was standing in front of the science faculty waiting for Bolaji. He was running pretty late, and damsels are not allowed to wait for long, a random guy I knew not from heaven came to keep me company.

“Hi, my name is Mayokun,” he said then sat next to me. ‘Who asked him to sit?’ Argh! If Bolaji does not come here soon I’ll freak out on him!

+Bolaji+

Wow! She looked so pretty and no makeup on her face, her hair was packed up in a ponytail to reveal her vertical oval face, not in a freaky way but in a cute way. My eyes darted to her side to see who she was listening to.

‘Who is he?’ I mentally screamed as I walked towards them, well her, but since he was sitting next to her, maybe him too.

Immediately I got two feet close to her she jumped up from sitting next to him “I told you my boyfriend was on his way” she said and came to my side and rested her head on my shoulder.

‘Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about!’ I mentally screamed like a six-year-old who just won Need for Speed. Then I turned to the guy and smirked while snaking my arm round her waist. She stiffened a little, but I did not remove my hand.

I took her inside the faculty and the tour began.

“This is the Human Anatomy lab” I pushed the door and was surprised that it was still open “Bolaji,” The female lecturer said as she saw me.

“Good evening ma,” I said as I shot the door before she thought of any smart annoying question to ask me.

“Um, Mayokun is gone” she pulled away from me as we climbed up the stairs.

“Okay” I put my hands in my pocket and led the way.

In twenty minutes, we had gone round the science faculty in awkward silence except on intervals when I showed her a lab, class or office.

+Bimbo+

I had to leave the room by eight-thirty because I had to sleep well for my test tomorrow. I threw on a red tank top, on black pencil jeans, tucked into a brown heeled boot and threw a few glitters on my face.

I saw Desmond immediately I stepped into the club “Hello” I said walking past him and he followed like a lovesick puppy. ‘Dem I’m good’

“Hey, barman” I sat on the bar with Desmond taking a seat next to me “something strong and sweet, two” I passed him my credit card and he swiped it

“Let’s dance!” I dragged him to the dance floor. I didn’t know what song was playing but it sounded like Lady Gaga and it was nice.

Rolling my never lying hips round and round on him, I felt his best friend stiffen and I wished so badly the Clara was there to see me.

Was I going too far?

Yes! To me, it was not just a game. It was Revenge!

When I got home I received a text from Clara.

“Stay away from my man!” I read her warning out, laughed, climbed onto my bed and slowly flew off into Lala world.

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+Daniella+

Target one: Cynthia Ezekiel, madly in love with Bolaji Badagry, son to the minister of finance, 700 level Medicine student. This will be easy.

‘This lecturer must be the most boring man on earth!’ I kept on telling myself as I stared out of the class, I never listened in class, just came to sign the attendance sheet, take assignments and make sure I did not miss any surprise test ‘sadistic lecturers’. But today was going to be different. I would change my daily routine from waking up, going to class, going back home, eating, reading and sleeping. Now I would add playing to the list.

The long hand finally struck twelve and everbody shouted, “End of lesson!” followed with rude remarks like “Old man, go and sleep” exactly why I loved business administration students. Most of us were rebellious by nature. Before the lecturer could leave the class, students were already bouncing out chitter chatting and making so much noise that they didn’t hear the lecturer say “This is your assignment. Submit on my desk by 7 a.m. tomorrow” he turned and wrote on the board ‘GIVE THREE COUNTER ARGUMENTS AGAINST THREE MAJOR THEORIES OF MANAGEMENT’ again? ‘Sadist! We did management theories in year 3, first semester. This is year four! Second semester! And he is taking us on Organization behaviour 2!!! Not Management! SADIST’ anyways I copied the question at the back of my note and left the class along with the few five students who saw the question’

When I got to the Natural sciences faculty I checked out myself through the tinted glass window of Bimbo’s class. ‘Poor her, having a double period lecture’

I began to walk aimlessly around in order to find my target.

TARGET FOUND

I knew he would be having his class an hour after mine ended. And by the way, pictures lie! In his picture, he looked all light and handsome with melted choc eyes. Now? He looked like those Greek warrior gods they drew in animé. He wore a tight body hug shirt and a jean pencil trouser, with a black supra, his black hair was perfectly shaped with a not too low hair cut that just made him look cute enough to eat. I was practically drooling at his looks when a devilish grin hit my face. ‘Cynthia, what will be your price?’

My books in my hand, my hair loose from its usual ‘I am a serious student’ knot and no sign of makeup on my face just the regular white powder and lip gloss.

I walked as fast as I could into his classroom before he got there, pretending to be confused I waited for him to reach the front of the class door ‘thank goodness the class was empty except for a particular guy who sat at the far end of the class’. Once I heard his footsteps I hurriedly opened the door with my face down so I did not see him when I rammed into him.

As predicted he bent down with me to help me pick my books “You shouldn’t have come out of a classroom like that” like I didn’t know.

“Well, Mr. I’m so smart and know about school etiquettes you should have stopped moving when you saw the door open.” I mimicked his manly voice of concern with my head still down as I straightened up and dusted the invisible dust off my cloth with my hand that was not carrying any book.

“Um I stopped when I saw the door open and thanks for the compliment.” I snatched my remaining book from his hand then raised my face up to see him bedazzle at my look. I was not your average supermodel beauty, but I sure as hell was cute and I knew it. With my thin eyebrow, full pink lips and chocolate complexion.

Wow! He was definitely taller than me! Thank God I am so composed! My jaw would have literally dropped to the ground right now. He was even hotter up close. MEAW!

“Are you a medical student?” He seemed half as bedazzled as I was.

“No.” I said snapping out of bedazzle mode.

“Are you lost?” He asked me almost as I predicted.

“No. this is my final year and I haven’t stepped my foot inside any other faculty but Social Science so I decided to explore,” I said with a very slight smile then started to walk away, then stopped to look at the hottie still staring at me “Sorry for bumping into you it was totally my fault” I turned around to leave then I heard his footsteps behind me, a devilish grin spread across my face then turned into a surprised smile as I turned around to face him.

“I should be the one saying sorry” My expression changed from that of a surprised smile to just surprise “why don’t I give you the tour round” I kept on staring at him “that is if you don’t have an overprotective boyfriend that would skin me alive.” Smooth guy!

“No this chick has no master” I laughed lightly then added, “see you!”

“Wait” he called me back as I was about to leave “your number, we don’t want this chick to go astray,” he said with a smirk.

Stage 2 COMPLETE

+Bimbo+

I saw that mischievous best friend of mine outside my class checking out herself, talk about egocentric.

Now I couldn’t wait for the lecture to be over, not that it was boring, just that seeing Daniella reminded me that I had a bone to pick with Clara!

I turned around and glared at her. I feel like she took up Psychology just because it was my course.

After class, I saw Desmond in front of his car probably waiting for Clara because I could feel her behind me. I walked up to him, moved seductively close to his ear then whispered in a seductive tone “staring at a girl is so impolite” I could feel his lower hips tighten at my touch ‘poor baby’ I mentally smirked. I drew back then added “Will be at the club today” I walked past Clara who was glaring at me, I smirked at her.

“Desmond sweet, why were you talking with that bitch” an evil grin spread across my face as I walked toward my car.

Stage 2 complete

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+Daniella+

Today was amazing Bimbo took me to the mall on a shopping spree, a Chinese restaurant, and to Chocolate Royal and I wore my cute little top with the writing ‘GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

When we got back to our room I was so tired but throughout the whole trip back home I just kept telling myself that I had to get money, not that I did not have money, but the money I had belonged to my parents, I wanted my own money and I wanted it the easy way, with a sprinkle of fun on the edge. I didn’t mind breaking a few hearts along the line. After all, to get up you have to step on a few toes but see I always knew I was greedy. My mum always told me so, even when my grandmother was about to die she looked me straight in the eyes with those wrinkled ninety-seven years old eyes and said “one day Ela I hope you find love because I could talk to you from now to my last breath and all that will go through your mind is when will she finally die!” yeah she was right. I remember already thinking that before she started talking “the only cure for a greedy heart is love” she said then shot her eyes laying still. I remembered shaking her repeatedly “Mama! Mama!” I shouted, my mother, was already drowning in her own tears, then “BOOOO!” we all stopped crying to stare at the supposed to be dead old woman.

That’s probably why grandpa loved her till his last breath. She finally died five days later but we had already shed the tears of rain for her so on that day we were all just happy that she lived a great life. Probably that was what she actually wanted.

I took out my laptop and went to Facebook. This was really simple. I had a lot of friends in school so I just went through their friend’s list, scanned for girls whose status read in a relationship, studied their bio, studied their ‘men’ and made a list. Actually, this was stage one of the game.

With my back still bent over the computer I looked at the time ‘Wow! I had spent over three hours on Facebook. I stood up to stretch then got back down with the laptop. So far I had about fifty names of potential pawns and I guessed I had enough for both Bimbo and I. this was a game, not a tax office. To say the truth I was more into the game for the fun. I mean apart from being greedy, I wasn’t even that greedy, I helped the needy ‘secretly’, I was actually nice below this though black skin,

But I was bored. I have a CGPA of 4.9, but my life has had the same old boring pattern for the last three years and this was my last year at the university! I just had to break out of this bottomless pit of ‘boredomness’ and live outside my comfort zone for once.

I opened Microsoft words and created a file for the potential pawns, potential because I still had to make sure that they were the right soldiers for this game. I placed the picture of the girls besides their ‘men’ and my findings below their pictures.

+Bimbo+

She must have been really serious about this game of hers, I was exited too but I didn’t expect her to start so soon. She called me thirty minutes ago to tell me that she had compiled the names of our targets and I should come home; that room was like our home to us, so we could get the details right.

I started leaving the club when I heard a light sexy voice from behind me.

Excuse me miss” I could imagine him already, tall dark handsome with dimples. I turned around slowly hoping that I was right and yes I was. “And you are?” I asked totally composed.

“Desmond” did he expect me to jump all over him just because he made his name sound sexy?

“Nice to meet you” I turned around and left him standing there probably dumbfounded because I could feel his eyes penetrating through my skin as I walked out of the club.

When I got home Daniella showed me the list of what she called potential pawns, and a huge grin spread across my face when I saw Desmond’s picture next to Clara’s. This was going to be great! I had a bone to pick with Clara. See, we had been in the same school since primary six and she was always trying to frustrate reason out of me by flaunting her money in my face. I knew I was not rich, though my parents are, but, you know those strict parents who want you to earn everything you have? Well, they are my parents, Clara practically ratted on everything I did just to get me frustrated but I never seemed to know why. Then In my year two in the university Daniella told me to ignore her and she would leave. She left me alone but now karma was bringing us back together. Don’t you just love him? So I was going to have revenge while playing. Sweet!

 

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Everybody’s Man – Chapter 5

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“Come on Alero, you expect us to believe that Femi sleeps at your place every night, but you’ve never shagged that.” Dayo laughed.

After Femi had left for work Alero decided to go out on a walk, but when she stepped into her room, she was reminded by the huge mountain of dirty clothes that she had nothing left to wear. So she packed her mess down to the backyard and went to work, washing them.

She had hoped that she would be alone since it was a weekday, but she wasn’t. Her neighbours were either Jobless, on leave, or online workers, like her, because they all seemed to be around, and waiting for her.

Not long after she started washing, Chinyere came out to fetch water from the tap and started the unfortunate conversation about Femi

“How is Femi?” She asked.

“He is fine,” Alero answered.

“Madam the Madam, Femi remote control, the number one woman in his life.” Chinyere hyped.

“I’m serious. Femi and I are just friends.” Alero said, not skipping a beat in her washing.

“F R I E N D S, yeah, we believe that” Dayo chipped in. She was walking with Aisha. Aisha looked away when Alero glared at them but Dayo returned the glare.

Dayo had wanted a serious relationship with Femi, she had thought she would be the one to save him, fix him, but she was wrong. Femi did not want to be saved, nor fixed. And he did not want to have sex with her more than once either. She was bitter and she could not hide it.

“Dayo, Passive aggression only makes you seem pathetic,” Alero stated.

“Yeah, pathetic,” she laughed. “Come on Alero, you expect us to believe that Femi sleeps at your place every night, but you’ve never shagged that.”

“If you are not here to help me wash, then this discussion is useless,” Alero said, returning to washing.

“I’ll help you wash,” Aisha said.

“What?” She earned a triple shocked response.

“I like to wash. I just washed yesterday; I want to wash again.” Aisha said, nervously.

“What are you doing?” Dayo whispered to her friend.

Aisha avoided answering her by focusing on Alero.

She was suspicious, but she was offering free help. “Sure, come and join me.”

“Thank you,” Aisha said and left her friend to wash the clothes of a person she hardly spoke to.

Dayo was both suspicious and offended with her friend’s action, so she stormed off without another word, and Chinyere had fetched the water she came for, so she left, and it was just Aisha and Alero.


“Seriously, why are you trying to help me?” Alero asked now that they were alone.

“Nothing, I just see you around, and I wanted us to become friends,” she said.

Alero could smell bullshit from a mile away, and this time the bullshit was right beside her. But she decided not to probe further so she would not lose her free temporary helper.

“By the way, you and Femi, are you childhood friends, or related?” Aisha asked.

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Everybody’s Man – Chapter 4

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“Mmm, Stacy is getting married.” Alero opened the Facebook wedding invite on her laptop while sipping her coffee. “Nah, not going.” she closed the invite then opened the freelancer tab, she had a few gigs waiting for her to accept. She dropped her coffee and got to work.

She had been working for six hours when someone furiously knocked on her door. “That sounds like Dixon,” she muttered then went to answer the door.

“You weren’t picking up your phone.” He said, the second she opened the door. He was steaming with anger.

“I told you, I put my phone on silent when I work,” she said.

“When don’t you work?” he asked.

“Dixon, did you come here to fight again?” She rolled her eyes. She was only making him angrier, she knew it, but she did not ask him to date her. He begged her to give him a chance, and she did. 

And now, he wanted more from her, he said he did not mind that she was a workaholic who couldn’t make time for him, he thought he could make her change and now his failure was his frustration.

~~~~~

Femi had had a stressful day, he had gone for the interview the HR got him, and by the looks of things he would be getting the job, since this new HR also wanted a piece of him. He was driving home now, he thought of ending his day at a bar, but he remembered he had promised a neighbour he’d help check her plumbing.

He turned out of the express and into a street in his Lexus and spotted Aisha. 

She lived a few blocks away from him. He knew her because she always ran away every time she saw him, and she had 5 brothers who more or less hated him. He thought of driving past her, but he felt like doing one good thing to ease his conscience, so he pulled up beside her. 

“Aisha right? Do you need a ride?” he asked.

“Thank you.” she looked at him, then averted her eyes quickly, but got in his car.

‘She is weird.’ He thought.

The ride was quiet. He dropped her in front of her building then went to his neighbour’s place to help fix her ‘plumbing’. Because easing his conscience did not help his mind. 

After about 30 minutes of ramming into his neighbour’s drainage, she finally fell asleep, and it was his cue to leave. 

He quietly picked up his things and left her flat to wash away the act.

As the shower poured down his body, he choked. He wanted to cry but didn’t know how to, and didn’t know why. But the tears still flowed down and mixed with water.

He scrubbed his body over and over again but he still felt filthy, he scrubbed his shoulder until he flinched in pain. 

Accepting that he could not get any cleaner than he was, he stepped out of his bathtub, then grabbed a bottle of schnapps from his fridge and downed it before wiping himself and getting dressed. 

~~~

“Oh, your husband is here.” Dixon scuffed as Femi staggered in.

“He is not my husband.” Alero retorted as she rushed to help Femi in.

“Everybody knows he is a community penis, and you are always with him. What does that say about you?” his voice rose with every word.

“Dixon, I’ve had enough of you for today, please leave.”


“So he can service you?”

“Yes, Dixon, so he can service me. Get the fuck out of my house.”

“If I walk out now, it is over between us.”

“I have no problem with that, get out of my house! You are no longer welcome here!” 

Dixon was perplexed but angrier. He slammed the door as he left.

“I’m sorry,” Femi said.

Alero was helping him onto the couch.

“You have nothing to be sorry about.” she patted his head.

He was sorry, he had tried to stop coming to her place, but even when he was drunk, he could only fall asleep around her. Around her, was when the voice in his head let him sleep.

“Don’t look at me like that.” She covered his eyes with her palm and he smiled. “I told you, I’ll be by your side forever.”

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Once upon a time, in a village, there were two men who were unmarried and lonely. All the men in their village had found wives, but they could not, because there was a scarcity of women, and so there was no woman of marriageable age for them. They both went about their lives gloomy, praying that the Gods will one day save them from the envy that they felt for the married men and give them a wife.

One day, one of the men, Aku, went to the forest to hunt for meat to sell and eat. He scouted the forest for a long time under the scorching sun and finally found an antelope that had strayed from his family, he aimed his gun and shot it, then carried it over his shoulder and began his journey back home.

On his way home, he saw the Eke, the great python. He was afraid and grabbed his gun to shoot it. But before he could shoot, Eke begged him to have mercy, it was then that he took a closer look at Eke and saw that he looked dried up, weak and miserable.

“Please, the sun is killing me, carry me to the river so I maybe cook.” The great snake begged.

At first the man was skeptical, but he took another look at the python’s state and resolved to help it. He carried the antelope on one shoulder and the snake on the other and took the snake to the river.

When they got to the river, he threw the snake in, then the snake brought out its head from the reads and spoke. “Thank you very much for your kindness, the gods have heard your prayers for a wife and the river goddess has decided to give you a gift. Throw your antelope into the river and a portal will open, put your hand into the portal and take the first thing you touch.”

The man did as Eke had told him since everybody knew that the serpent was the messenger of both the earth and river goddesses.

He threw the antelope into the river and a portal opened above the ripple, then he put his hand into the portal and pulled out a pumpkin, then went home with it.

When he got home, he stared at the pumpkin, wondering what gift the river goddess could have given him, he wondered if he would become a women magnet by eating the pumpkin. When he got tired of his imagination, he broke the pumpkin and from it, came a beautiful woman, “Aku, I am your wife. The gods have made me specially for you.” she said

She was way better than any wife he could have found by himself. She was the most beautiful woman in the village, she cooked, fetched water, kept the house clean, went to farm while he hunted, and made money for him. He had been delivered from envying the other men in the village and now they envied him and tried to seduce his wife, but the gods had made her just for him and he was the only person she loved.

Now the village had just one lonely man, Obiagheli. Obia was filled with envy, and unlike Aku who had not found a wife because he was too kind for his own good, Obia could not find a wife because he was too bad for his own good.

Seeing how happy Aku had become with his new wife, Obia paid him a visit to ask him where he found his wife from, and the kind Aku told him everything thing that had happened, so Obia set out to the forest to hunt for an antelope.

Obia wanted a better wife than Aku, so he hunted down the biggest antelope in the forest and carried it over his neck to the river. On his way to the river, he ran saw the great Eke, drenched and miserable on the dry ground. At first, he was scared by the size and tried to shoot it, but then he remembered that Aku had mentioned seeing the snake, so he changed his mind and relaxed.

“Thank you for not killing me.” the snake said. “Please will you carry me to the river so I may not scorch to death.”

Obia laughed. ‘You want me to carry a disgusting creature that crawls on its belly over the faeces of other animals on my neck like this, you must be joking.’ Obia thought.

“You sincerely do not expect that I will carry a snake which can kill me on our way, do you?” he asked, “Carry yourself to the river, I promise not to shoot you on your way.”

“But I am too parched to move.” the snake begged

“My friend, if you do not start moving now, you’ll become useless to me and I’ll have no choice but to shoot you.” He threatened.

The snake ‘labourously’ crawled to the river and crawled in through the reeds. He stayed submerged for a long time and Obiagheli lost his patience and began to curse out at it, calling it an ungrateful betrayer.

The snake eventually came up and without addressing Obia’s reign of curse it said “Thee gods have heard your prayers for a wife and the river goddess will give you a gift. Throw your antelope in the river, a portal will appear, put your hand into it and take the first thing that you touch.

Obia did as Eke had told him and he also got a pumpkin. He took the pumpkin to his house and immediately smashed it on the ground.

Out of the pumpkin rose a woman, he could tell she was a woman because she had the private parts of a woman, but she was the ugliest woman he had ever seen, and she looked as strong as she was ugly, built with monstrous muscles.

Obia panicked and tried to run away from his house, but she pulled him back saying. “I am you, wife, I was created especially for you by the gods, and you will never leave me. She was a terrible wife, she never once cooked or cleaned the house, or farm or sell. All she did was eat, lye around the house lazy and beat Obia whenever he did not obey her.

The End

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It was a busy morning at the bank. Femi placed the wad of cash in the banknote counter. It was twenty pieces of one-thousand-naira notes. He entered the amount and details of the teller into his system, tore out the bank’s copy and returned the teller to the customer. 

She took it from him, making sure to graze his fingers. ‘I want you.’ her body language screamed.

“Please come again.” he smiled.

She started walking away, but stopped two steps away, turned around with determination in her eyes, and stretched her hand to him. 

“Call me,” she said.

There was a business card in her hand, he thought of refusing, but the look on her face stopped him. He took it and placed it in his pocket. 

“Thank you.” He smiled politely and waited till she had gone before he called for the next customer. 

“Finally!” His colleague said from his cubicle. Everybody had been watching them. “I thought she would never make a move. This is what, her tenth deposit into her account this month, guy, you get jazz for body?”

“She is a customer,” he muttered as he attended to his next customer.

“So?” His colleague whispered. “Na for here you go do am?”

“Una two just dey break company protocol anyhow.” his female colleague whispered.

“Have a good day.” Femi handed the teller to the customer.

“Femi, HR is calling you,” Titi said. She had just come down the stairs and was frowning. She did not like him.

“She likes you, you know that.” the voice in his head said.

Femi smiled at her, but she turned her nose upwards and away from him. He laughed.

“You know her type.” the voice continued. “The type who rejects herself before she tries. Then takes her anger out on the thing she wants but thinks she can’t have.”

Femi placed his out of order tag on his desk then went to answer the call.

‘It’s Femi,” he said, to let her know he was the one outside before he walked in and shut the door behind him.

She was waiting for him, seated on top of her desk, thighs spread on the two guest chairs to give him a view of her red g-string and clean shave. “You are playing hard to get, Femi.” She said with a sultry voice.

Femi wanted to take her there and then, but he had been playing hard to get. Not so she could chase him some more, but so he could feel like he had some form of power over her. She was his boss at work, but when it came to whatever their relationship was, he was her superior.

“While this is tempting, Mrs. Babatunde, I’ll like to remind you that we are at work,” he said, emphasising on the Mrs. and her husband’s name.

She squinted her eyes, about to scold him. 

“Oh, look at her, can’t confront her shame.” The voice in his head said.

He smirked and walked towards her, then sensually pressed her thighs together, intentionally inching forward like he was going to kiss her, letting her take in his Axe Dark Temptation spray.

“You have no idea what you do to me.” She whimpered.


“Everything about us is wrong,” he replied.

“I’m fixing it,” she said. “I called a friend, put in a few favours, I’ll text you the details, you’ll get the job, and we won’t have to sneak around anymore.”

“You will still be a married woman,” he said. Still holding the promise of a kiss close to her lips.

“So?” she pulled him towards her with his tie and crashed his lips against hers. He did not resist. “You have your flings too. We can keep what we have and still have each other.”

He had her, he rubbed his palm up her thigh to tease her spot. She moaned. 

Alero would not approve of him manipulating his HR with sex, but “Don’t think of Alero now.” The voice said. “Besides, manipulating your HR is not the worst thing you’ve done, and Alero approves of nothing.”

He pulled her, rubbed her clits over the fabric of her pants and kissed her deeper when she opened her mouth to gasp. 

Pleasing a woman was easy. It only took patience and delayed gratification. 

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The Jackal and The Peacock – A Fablingverse Folktale

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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful bird called The Peacock, he could not fly like other birds, but he was beautiful, and for him, that was all he needed. He was no king, but he was created with a beautiful feather crown, his brown eyes were surrounded by greenish-blue flesh with black and white marks, his neck was long, sleek and elegant, and it’s tail made a beautiful robe that the humans tried to imitate when they made their clothes. Every female was in love with The Peacock because of his beauty, and so he walked around with his chest puffed up.

Now the Jackal was jealous of The Peacock and wanted to be like it, but it was a prideful animal, so instead of admitting to his desire, he bullied The Peacock. The Peacock naturally tried to avoid the Jackal, but sometimes he was not so lucky, however when those times came, the other animals protected it from the Jackal.

One day, the Jackal cornered The Peacock while it was bathing in a pond and tried to eat it, there was nobody around to save The Peacock, so he ran, but his feathers were heavy with water and slowed him down, and the Jackal pounced on him. The Peacock closed his eyes, waiting for the Jackal’s bite, but it never came, so he opened his eyes.

The Jackal was stuck in awe of The Peacock’s beauty.

“Are you okay?” The Peacock asked, hoping that he was not.

The Jackal snapped back to his present and clumped his jaw close to The Peacock’s neck but could not bring himself to clench his teeth. So he pulled away.

“Why are you so beautiful?” The Jackal asked the shocked peacock?

The Peacock did not answer because he was still speechless, so the Jackal snapped its jaws, angry. “Tell me.” he demanded, “How did you become beautiful?”

The sun!” The scared peacock said. “I stared into the sun, and it made my eyes glow brown, I rolled in the forest and it coloured my body. And I stood on the mountain and caught a rainbow and made it my tail.”

The Jackal took note of everything The Peacock had told him and ran off to do the same.

Now, you should know that the Jackal used to be as beautiful and bright as the fox. When he stared at the sun, it burnt his eyes so that they were pitch black in the middle and surrounded by fire like the sun. When he rolled around the forest, it stripped him of his bright colour and painted him as sand. And when he stood on the hill to catch a rainbow, he fell and was severely injured.

Now that the Jackal was ugly and injured, he had to stay in hiding, so he no longer bothered The Peacock.

The End.

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Everybody’s Man – Chapter – 2

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Femi tripped on air and grabbed Adaora’s door to hold himself up. He was drunk, but no matter how drunk he got, he always found his way to the place he called home. He knew she would let him in, she always did. He leaned on her door and knocked lightly.

Adaora was on her work desk – typing – when she heard the knock. She knew who it was, she was expecting him. This was Femi’s routine. He always came to her after having sex and a few too many drinks. 

She got up and let him in. 

He stumbled forward and she caught him, and the strong whiff of schnapps that came with him. 

“I’m tired,” he said looking up at her.

She helped him in then shut the door before leading him to her couch. Trying not to say what was on her mind – and she had a lot on her mind – she stared at him with pity. She knew why he did it, why he had sex with every skirt. She believed she knew why, but she could never bring herself to have that conversation with him., Plus he was tired, that was a good excuse.

She patted his head as she watched him sleep, “Why do you keep hurting yourself?” she whispered. “Tell me how to help you.” She patted him one more time then returned to her desk.

Femi opened his eyes as his alarm went off. He turned it off and looked up to make sure it did not wake Adaora. She had fallen asleep on her desk again. He rolled out of the couch and folded the cloth she used to cover him. 

He quietly walked into her bathroom. His towel was next to hers and his toothbrush was with hers in a cup, he pressed his lips together in a soft smile, grabbed the brush, brushed his teeth, had his bath, then went into her room to pick out his work cloth. He practically lived with her.

All clean and dressed, he made coffee with her coffee maker and gazed at her while it brewed, breaking free from his thoughts once the machine alerted him that his coffee was ready.

He filled two cups then tapped Alero on her shoulder. 

“All dressed?” she asked. “I’m going to start collecting house rent from you.”

“I make coffee for you every morning.” He handed her her cup.

She took a full mouth of the smooth coffee. “Why does it always taste better when you make it?”



“Because I’m better at everything.” he took a mouth full from his cup.

“Please.” she rolled her eyes. “By the way, coffee does not count as payment.”

“What does?”

“I’ll eventually come up with a way for you to pay me. If I don’t kick you out first.”

It was a joke, she would never kick him out, she knew it, but he didn’t, he looked worried.

“Aren’t you running late?” She asked.

“I never run late.” he smiled. “See you tomorrow.”

She watched him leave, knowing he would return like he did the night before. She knew he did not get drunk in the club, but in his house.

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Why Lion is Only King of The Forest

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“Be careful my son.” The lioness warned her son. “Don’t keep leaving to the human’s side of the world.”

“Why?” the little cub protested. “I am the strongest animal in the world!”

His mother robbed his head and pushed him under her chest laughing. “That’s what your great-great grandfather thought.”

“Was great, great granddad really married to a witch?” he asked.

“Yes he was, and it is from their union that all strong animals were born,” she answered.

“And we are the strongest of them all.” He bragged.

“Yes we are.” she smiled. Then added, with a stern face “But be careful of the humans. They might not be as strong as us but they are smart and almost as cunning as Anansi the spider and Mbe the tortoise.”

The young lion puffed, adamant, and murmured. “I can beat a human.”

Even though he felt he was the strongest, the young lion obeyed his mother and remained in the forest, away from humans, until he grew up and became Lion, King of the forest. Then he became bored and wanted more. He wanted to be the King of the world, not just the king of the forest.

The Lion walked into the human township, there he saw a man about to cut down a tree and rushed to attack him.

“What are you doing?” the human asked.

“I’m going to kill you, and eat you, and I will be called the strongest in the world.” The lion announced.

“I see.” The human said. “But before you kill me, help me cut down this tree so that even though I am dead, my children can have the tree.”

The lion thought for a second, then refused. “Why should I help my meal?” he asked.

The man laughed. “You claim to be stronger than me, yet you cannot cut down a tree which I have already begun cutting.”

“I can, I just don’t want to.” He growled.

“Yes, keep telling yourself that.” the human laughed and continued cutting the tree. This annoyed the lion so much that without a second thought, he unleashed his claws and struck the tree.

It was a mighty strike, and for a second the man thought that indeed the lion had struck down the trees with its claws.

“I will -” the lion roared as he attempted to pull back his paws and strike again. Its claws were stuck in the tree.

As he was about to strike the tree, the man pulled his axe from the tree and the lion’s hand got stuck in between the trunk.

The man smiled evilly at the lion and rose his hand to strike it.

“Wait please!” the lion begged. He had heard the story of how his greet, greet grandfather had lost the fight against the humans for the title of King. The humans were cheaters, so they won, they attacked with weapons. “Spare my life and I’ll make a generational vow with you.”

“What vow?” asked the man

“I will never come into the townships to feed on humans and will only feed on dead humans in the forest. But while they are alive, I’ll stay away from them.”

The man liked the vow, so he cut the tree and released the Lion’s paw, so the lion kept his promise.

Long after that Lion died, his son was patrolling the edge of the forest when it saw a human lying still, he went to inspect it and found that the human was alive, just sleeping, and remembered the promise his father made to humans and walked away despite the screams of fear the human had gone into when he opened his eyes to see a lion sniffing him

The End.

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Let’s Play – Chapter 1

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Let me begin telling this story with me staring at this angry bitch, who for some known reason was angry at me. She just kept on talking and talking and talking and talking then finally she said, “How much will I give you to leave my boyfriend alone?” I thought she was joking so I answered “one million naira?” I was about to laugh at myself when she brought out her cheque-book and signed it, tore out a slip and threw it on me. May I add that my mouth was opened throughout all this?

When I got back to my senses she was gone in her black 2011 Jaguar XJ, I bent down slowly and picked up the cheque with ONE MILLION NAIRA clearly written on it and I mentally froze still with my mouth opened then common sense hit me!

When I got back to my senses she was gone in her black 2011 Jaguar XJ, I bent down slowly and picked up the cheque with ONE MILLION NAIRA clearly written on it and I mentally froze still with my mouth opened then common sense hit me!

When I got back to my senses she was gone in her black 2011 Jaguar XJ, I bent down slowly and picked up the cheque with ONE MILLION NAIRA clearly written on it and I mentally froze still with my mouth opened then common sense hit me!

Right there I dialled John’s number “hello John……..I’m okay…….yes…..um….John? It’s not you, it’s me…….I’ve started seeing someone else” I dropped the call before he said anything to change my mind. And just when Mr. Conscience tried to achieve what Mr. Common Sense couldn’t achieve. A big bright smile appeared on my face! I AM MILLIONIAR!!!!

‘HI! MY NAME IS BIMBO. AND I JUST LEARNT THAT PLAYING GAMES CAN MAKE YOU RICH!’

Daniella is my best friend and my roommate so we practically share everything but at times she could be pretty annoying. But hey opposites attract.

Daniella is my best friend and my roommate so we practically share everything but at times she could be pretty annoying. But hey opposites attract.

“Okay! But I won’t tell you how I made one million nairas today” she immediately jumped up from the bed assessed me to know if I was serious then gasped out loud as I waved the cheque in her face. “Tomiwa paid me to leave John”

“That bitch s really desperate!” she dragged the cheque from my hand. “Easy money” I Smirked

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” A mischievous smile started spreading across her face.

“If it’s about money then we are in sync” I slipped my cheque out of her hand before she thought of the word share. Na! I’m not that stingy but you see Daniella is the spending type and I am the saving type. But I’ll give her a treat.

“Let’s play a game” now I was listening “let’s see how many bitches and guys we can legally scam” “I likey!” I said placing my cheque ‘i love that word’ into my bag and zipped it.

“We will get a list of available suitors with desperate girlfriends or fiancées starting tomorrow” she gets back on the bed and dozes off.

We might be different in our own ways but we both didn’t believe in love and loved money.

To be continued

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Everybody’s Man – Chapter 1

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Her cross pendant dug into the centre of her breasts, pulling his eyes into them, begging him to pull her blouse lower to behold the magnificent lumps they were partially hiding. To cup them in his hands and roll his tongue around them. He had to have sex with her.

She was sitting across the bar counter, bent forward to give him a clear view, she knew he was admiring her. 

“She wants you.” the voice in his head said, and he knew it was right. 

He winked at her and she smiled. 

“That’s your cue.” The voice said.

He walked to her side and whispered in her ear “ever had sex with a stranger behind a bar?”

She gasped, appalled. Glared at him, then smirked. 

Femi was handsome. He was tall, he was irresistible, and he knew it. If any other man had said that to her, she probably would have poured her drink on his starched shirt, stormed off and then written a lengthy angry post on Facebook. But this was him, this was Femi, Everybody’s man.

She placed her hand in his and followed him outside the bar to the back. The second they were out of view, he pushed her against the wall and ravished her lips, his right hand pushed her blouse down and dug into her bra, cupping the breast, rubbing the tip with his thumb. 

She gasped into his mouth; her breath was icy. 

His other hand went to work on her second breast, she pushed her head back to catch her breath, he used the break to put her right breast in his mouth. Her moans got louder, it was his cue to send his hand up her skirt and into her pants, she began to scream, he was ravaging her, he was blowing her mind.

Adaora would be disappointed in him if she saw him now. She was always disappointed in him. She never scolded him, but her face always had a lot

to say to him when he knocked on her door drunk. 



He was drunk, he could feel nothing, he was having sex with a stranger, he was aroused but it was not because of how sexy she was, or how tight she was, he was aroused by the effect he had on her. Her moans soothed the pain in his chest, it clogged his brain, nothing mattered, not his past, and not his future. All that mattered was now, and how now made him feel alive, her pleasure was his drug.

After a consistent thrusting and moaning, they both climaxed. 

Satiated, they breathed heavily against each other, and he kissed her one last time before pulling away to fix his clothes. 

“Do you want my number?” She asked.

He looked at her and smiled without breaking a beat. It was not an excited smile, it was a sad smile, there was no point in sleeping with her again. 

She understood, got dressed and left him.

As he watched her leave, he thought of returning to the bar, but there was no point in doing that either. He had a bottle of Jack Daniels in his car, and he was ready to head home.

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The Beginning of Humans 2: How The First Children Learned About Sex

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For a long time the 50 female children wondered aimlessly in the earth’s belly, then one day the eldest daughter looked up and saw light coming through the crack in the earth, so she climbed up and saw how vast the earth was, and she called out to her sisters “Let us leave here and climb to the top.” At first, her sisters refused, but then she convinced them that what she saw outside was beautiful, so they followed her out. And it was beautiful.

In this time, the trees could talk and so could the animals and the daughters spoke to the trees, inquiring of who had created them. But the trees did not have an answer, so they asked the animals and the animals did not have an answer, so they asked the Sun, moon and stars, but they were too far to be heard, so they continued their journey in search of a new home.

As the daughters walked, they came upon a stream that blocked their path. They thought of turning back, but the stream called out to them, “I am a stream. You can drink from me and wash in me, and you can cross to the other side by walking across my shallow end.” So the daughters camped by the stream and drank.

As Night was approaching the daughters saw the 50 sons at the other end of the stream, but they did not know them, as they had been asleep at the point of their birth. Thinking that they were alike, the daughters called to the sons to cross over to their side, but when they crossed over, they found that they were different, though their clothes were similar, their stature was different and they were filled with fear and asked the sons to stay away from them.



When night came the sons went to wash in the stream and while they washed, one of the daughters; the bravest of them, went to spy on them. When she saw their naked body, the feeling that overcame her parents also overcame her, but she was afraid of the feeling and returned to her sisters.

After the sons were done washing, the daughters went to wash and the brave daughter told them everything she had witnessed when she spied on the sons. Her sisters were worried about her because she had tried to run back to the sons afterwards, so they held on to her to protect her from herself.

As the night became darker, the moon called on the children to sleep, and every living thing slept, but of the daughters there was one who stayed awake, loathing her sisters and the force which had created them. And of the sons, there was one who stayed awake salivating at the thought of eating his brothers.

When Morning came, the daughters continued on their journey, trying to get away from the sons as fast as they could. But even though they had travelled for a long time, they had not gotten far from the sons as they were yet to learn that the earth was round.
Meanwhile, the sons had gotten tired of walking and agreed to settle by the stream, the older sons dug a hole in the ground and lived there, but the younger sons refused to live in the ground as their parents did and they begged the trees for their trunks and built houses raised with stones.

After walking for 2 days, the daughters found themselves on the other end of the stream staring at the son’s camp, which now looked like a village, and they stood and marvelled. Then the youngest sister crossed the stream to the son’s camp to get a better view.
While the sons had built houses for themselves, the wild son refused to live in a house and when the youngest daughter crossed over, he smelled her and attacked her, and she cried for help.


All the daughters heard her scream and rushed to her side to rescue her from the wild son, but the wild daughter stood behind them as she watched hoping for blood to spill.

The other sons heard the commotion and ran out to fight. And again a fight between man and woman broke out. But this time, the daughters did not have their premenstrual cramp so they won and kicked the sons to the ground, and as the sons fell, their clothes rose to reveal their puyings, and the daughters saw that the brave girl had told the truth and they took off their clothes and the sons saw their puyangs and boobies, and their puyings rose, and the daughters lay on top the sons.

When they had consummated their meeting, they took each other as man and wife and the daughters moved in to live with the sons, and the sons said, if women are to live in the houses that we built, then never again should they lay on top us, and the daughters agreed, and they lived together.

Wait.

But the wild son and daughter disagreed with them and went to live in the wild, where the wild son turned into a lion and the wild daughter turned into a witch.

The End

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The Beginning of Humans – Part 1 – The Origin of Sex

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In the beginning, the earth was empty and void and The Creator hovered over the earth and asked: “What should we make of this world?”.

“How about we bring African folktales here, let’s create a world where the stories from old, by your people can come back to life,” I suggested. The creator smiled, and so it was. And of all the African-origin tales, she chose a Berber Origin.

And so it began. In the beginning, the creator created a man and a woman and she clothed them and put them in the belly of the earth, the humans were surrounded by darkness, but they could see, and they saw the well which they were to drink from, and the food which the creator had left for them.

The man and the woman lived together but separately, suspicious of the other and ready to attack when the need arose. Then one day the woman went to drink from the well; as she crouched over, drinking, the man approached the well and demanded that she move out of the way so he could drink. The woman refused, stating that since she was there first it was courteous of the man to wait until she was done before drinking, but the man would have none of it.

He pushed the woman out of his way and went for the well and the woman gave him a backhand slap in retaliation and a fight broke out. The man and woman had fought for seven days when the woman felt her premenstrual cramp creep up at the wrong time. The man saw her bend in pain and used the opportunity to knock her over, and because she was in too much pain, she gave up.

When the woman fell, her cloth rolled up and exposed her ‘puyang’ and boobies. On seeing them the man took off his clothes and touched his chest. “How come yours are big and mine are small?” he asked.

The woman shook her head as she also saw the man’s chest for the first time, and even though his chest was not like hers, she found that they were beautiful to behold. Then she said. “The thing between your legs is also different from mine.”

He nodded as his ‘puying’ rose. “What do we do with them?” he asked.

“I don’t know,” she answered.



Then they felt an urge and the woman said: “Maybe your puying goes in my puyang.”

And so they lay together, the man put his puying in the woman’s puyang and they became man and wife.

And they lay there for many days and refused to be separated, so that every nine months, the woman gave birth to 4 children.

By the time the man and woman were ready to be separated, they had born 100 sleeping children. Then they looked at their children and did not know what to do with them, so they separated the sons from the daughters, then woke the sons up first and said, “Leave and find where you belong.”

When the male children had left, they woke up their daughters and said to them as they had said to their sons. And this is why to this day all children must leave their parent’s homes to find their own homes.


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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 13

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Ebuka sat on the cold, dusty floor of the abandoned storehouse, his back against the wall. His younger brother, Chukwuma, was huddled beside him, sobbing uncontrollably, his head resting on Ebuka’s lap. The weight of their ordeal pressed heavily on them, mingling with the sting of shattered illusions.

“I’m so sorry,” Ebuka said quietly, his voice barely above a whisper. “I never meant for things to go this far.”

Chukwuma’s tear-streaked face looked up at him, eyes brimming with anguish. “But what about Mummy and Daddy? They’ll never see kobo now. Everything’s ruined.”

Ebuka’s gaze softened. He brushed a gentle hand through his brother’s damp hair. “It’s not your fault. Their problems are theirs alone. Daddy’s more interested in chasing luck than building a future, and Mummy? She’s too busy trying to outshine everyone else. Even if you handed them the world, they’d squander it and be right back where they started.”

Chukwuma’s tears continued to flow as he processed his brother’s words. Ebuka glanced over at Oyinbo, who was still in shock, his wide eyes fixed on the scene. “I can’t believe you actually did it,” Ebuka said, shaking his head in disbelief. “How did you pull it off?”

Oyinbo, desperate for a reprieve, began to speak, his voice trembling. “I’ll tell you everything. The real plan was to kidnap the Baalẹ́’s daughter.”

Ebuka’s eyes widened with interest. “The Baalẹ́’s daughter? That’s new. Tell me everything.”

As dawn broke and the first light of day began to filter through the dusty windows, the arrival of the police brought a tense silence. The children, their faces a mix of triumph and fear, stood together, the three tied-up men their grim trophies. Ebuka took charge of the narrative, instructing Chukwuma and his friends to remain silent, by telling them that they had committed a crime and could go to jail for it.

With the skill of a practiced storyteller, Ebuka spun a tale of bravery: how he had overheard the plot to kidnap Father Christmas and rallied the children to thwart the sinister scheme. 

The Baalẹ́, grateful for the heroes who had saved his daughter, Turayo, rewarded them generously. Ice cream, Christmas toys, and accolades followed. The children basked in the praise, while their parents experienced a whirlwind of emotions—relief, pride, and a touch of disbelief at the wild turn of events.

 And this time for real, they all lived happily ever after, for a day, I mean, this is Nigeria.

 

And that’s the end! Hope you enjoyed reading Kidnapping Father Christmas, it was really just meant to be a quick and fun read. If you enjoy stories of Nigerian children getting up to mischief you may enjoy this story A Funny Weekend For High School Boy 

Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 12

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The gunshot reverberated through the night, causing Atutu to panic, but before he could react, Ebuka crept up behind him and slammed the stick into his neck. Atutu crumpled to the ground, unconscious. Ebuka stared at the man’s limp form, his mind racing. He needed to act quickly. Remembering the clothesline in the backyard, he ran to it, yanked it down, and hastily tied Atutu up.

Inside the storehouse, Oyinbo had resigned himself to his fate. He was about to die, and there was nothing he could do to stop it. But Chukwuma, his heart pounding with adrenaline, wasn’t ready to give up. As Ọ̀gbeni tried to shake him off, Chukwuma kicked and screamed, finally clamping his teeth around the man’s ear. The force of his bite sent Ọ̀gbeni crashing to the ground beside Oyinbo, who could do nothing but silently pray for mercy.

“I will kill you! I will effing kill you!” Ọ̀gbeni roared, clutching his bleeding head in disbelief as he stared at the blood in his hands.

Chukwuma spat out the ear, then started retching.

“I will make your death pain you,” Ọ̀gbeni growled, taking a menacing step towards the boy. But before he could get close, the door burst open, and a panicked Ebuka rushed in, stick in hand.

Ọ̀gbeni turned to fire at Ebuka, but his shot went wide as Chukwuma lunged at his ankles, sinking his teeth in deep. “You little piece of shit!” Ọ̀gbeni snarled, trying to kick Chukwuma away. But the boy’s teeth were locked in like a dog’s, refusing to let go. Desperate, Ọ̀gbeni pointed his gun at Chukwuma, but before he could pull the trigger, Ebuka slammed the plank into his head with all his might. The impact sent Ọ̀gbeni stumbling, and Chukwuma seized the moment, biting down on the man’s wrist, causing him to drop the gun.

With a final surge of energy, Ebuka tackled Ọ̀gbeni, the two of them crashing to the ground in a violent struggle. As they wrestled, Chukwuma crawled to pick up the gun. For the first time, he held a real gun in his hands, and the feeling of power surged through him like a drug.

He looked up at the two men fighting—one, his teenage brother, and the other, a hardened criminal. Seeing Ọ̀gbeni gaining the upper hand and beating his brother mercilessly, Chukwuma fired a shot. The loud bang echoed in the room, and both men froze.

“Get on your knees, or I will shoot you. Yes, you heard me, I will kill you, I will paint this place with the colour of your brain.” Chukwuma’s voice was cold and menacing, a stark contrast to the boy he had been just hours ago. Both Ebuka and Ọ̀gbeni were taken aback, fear creeping into their hearts as they realised the transformation in the boy.

Ọ̀gbeni, desperate, tried to inch closer, attempting to talk Chukwuma down. But Ebuka grabbed him, pulling him back. “Don’t push him,” Ebuka whispered, seeing the madness in his brother’s eyes.

But Ọ̀gbeni, driven by fear and desperation, shoved Ebuka aside and lunged for the gun. Chukwuma fired again, this time hitting Ọ̀gbeni’s legs. The man cried out in pain as he collapsed to the ground, clutching his wounded leg. The boy had a good aim for his age.

“Ebuka, tie him up!” Chukwuma ordered. Ebuka, shaken but obedient, quickly tied up the struggling Ọ̀gbeni. Despite his injuries, Ọ̀gbeni tried to resist, but one look at the bloodlust in Chukwuma’s eyes made him think twice.

With the criminals subdued, Ebuka walked over to Chukwuma, who was now pointing the gun at him. “You lied to me. You told me Father Christmas was real. I did all this for my money… How do I get my money?” Chukwuma sobbed, his voice breaking with anger and betrayal. He was going to shoot him. He was going to kill his own brother.

Ebuka’s heart pounded in his chest. He had never seen this side of Chukwuma before. This wasn’t just anger—this was something deeper, something terrifying. But despite his fear, he knew he had to act. Slowly, he walked towards Chukwuma, his hands raised in surrender.

As he got close enough, he gently pushed the gun down and took it from his crying brother’s trembling hands. For a moment, the two brothers stood there, the weight of everything that had happened hanging in the air. Then, in a split second, Ebuka raised his hand and delivered a resounding slap across Chukwuma’s face.

The slap echoed in the small room, and Chukwuma stood frozen, his tears flowing freely now. Ebuka, his own heart breaking, pulled his little brother into a tight embrace. “I’m sorry, Chukwuma. I’m so sorry,” he whispered, holding him as they both cried.

 

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 11

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The initial shock had barely worn off when panic gripped Ebuka, realising the gravity of the situation. His younger brother, Chukwuma, had not just kidnapped “Father Christmas”—he had kidnapped a full-grown man, and now they were in deep trouble. Ebuka grabbed Chukwuma by the arms, dragging him out of the storehouse and locking the door behind them.

“Why are you angry?” Chukwuma asked, bewildered by his brother’s sudden aggression.

“Idiot! There is no such thing as Father Christmas! That is a full-grown man you’ve locked in there! God, mummy will kill me! Don’t tell her I told you to do anything! How many people know?” Ebuka’s words tumbled out in a panicked ramble, but Chukwuma had already stopped listening. The revelation that Father Christmas wasn’t real hit him like a ton of bricks, and tears welled up in his eyes.

Ebuka noticed the tears and, in his panic, tried to toughen his little brother up. “Mumu, if you don’t stop crying, I will conk your head and give you a reason to cry.”

But Chukwuma just glared at him, a mixture of betrayal and anger flashing across his young face. Before Ebuka could process this, they both heard a noise from the stairs. The sound jolted Ebuka, who was already in a paranoid state. He quickly looked around for a weapon. “Don’t move from here,” he ordered Chukwuma.

Meanwhile, outside, Ọ̀gbeni and Atutu were sneaking around the house, trying to locate Oyinbo. The two men had tripped in the dark, and Ọ̀gbeni was getting increasingly frustrated. “Be careful! If everybody wakes up, this will be hard.”

They heard a noise from the backyard—sticks falling—and froze. “What is that?” Atutu whispered.

“How am I supposed to know?” Ọ̀gbeni snapped, heading toward the noise.

Inside, Ebuka, his nerves frayed, gripped a strong stick and made his way around the building, leaving Chukwuma where he stood. He prayed silently, “Holy shit! God, please don’t let anybody wake up.”

As Atutu and Ọ̀gbeni reached the backyard, they found a scared Chukwuma standing still. Without hesitation, Ọ̀gbeni pointed his gun at him. “Where is Oyinbo?” he demanded, his voice rough and menacing.

“Oyinbo?” Chukwuma stammered, confused. The name took a moment to register.

“I will shoot you…” Ọ̀gbeni threatened.

Chukwuma’s fear spiked, and he quickly blurted out, “He is inside the small house.”

“Is any police there?” Ọ̀gbeni asked.

“No,” Chukwuma replied, his eyes wide, staring at the gun. He knew what guns were for, but a part of him still doubted if it was real. Despite his fear, his mind raced, trying to figure out a way to save himself.

Satisfied for the moment, Ọ̀gbeni hoisted Chukwuma over his shoulder, carrying him into the storehouse where Oyinbo was held. Atutu stayed outside, keeping watch.

Inside, Oyinbo’s eyes lit up when he saw Ọ̀gbeni, thinking he was about to be rescued. Relief washed over him, but it quickly turned to terror as Ọ̀gbeni pointed the gun at him. “Mumu, see your life. The pikin we send you to kidnap, na them con kidnap you. You are worthless, you don’t deserve to live.”

Chukwuma, watching this unfold, knew he had to act. Even if Father Christmas wasn’t real, this man—Oyinbo—was, and now he was about to be killed.

As Ọ̀gbeni steadied his aim and prepared to pull the trigger, Chukwuma did the only thing he could think of in that split second: he released a loud, foul-smelling fart right in Ọ̀gbeni’s face. The unexpected and rancid gas hit Ọ̀gbeni directly in the nose, causing him to jerk his head back in disgust and fire the gun off-target. The bullet grazed Oyinbo’s face, taking a thin strip of skin off the topmost layer, but narrowly missing anything more vital.

Oyinbo screamed in pain, but the sound was muffled by his bindings. The room filled with tension as Chukwuma stared in shock at what he had just done, and Ọ̀gbeni, choking on the stench, glared at the boy with murderous intent.

 

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 10

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Atutu and Ọ̀gbeni continued to surveil the area around Chukwuma’s house, desperate to locate Oyinbo. They had been asking around, questioning roadside shop attendants if they had seen Father Christmas. Finally, a shopkeeper gave them the information they needed, pointing them to the house where Chukwuma and his friends had been seen leading a dazed and confused Father Christmas.

However, the story they pieced together from the locals was baffling. They couldn’t understand why Oyinbo, supposedly a grown man on a mission, would willingly follow a group of children, or why he was seen running with them like a child himself. Deciding they needed more clarity, they opted to stake out the house.

Atutu, exhausted from the day’s heat and lack of proper sustenance, began to nod off. Ọ̀gbeni, more determined, smacked the back of his head. “No sleep!”

“Make we just go. Hin don eff up. Make we go,” Atutu grumbled, frustration and fatigue getting the better of him. They had been out in the sun all day, and even now, as the sky turned shades of orange with the setting sun, their only sustenance had been a single sachet of water each.

“Mumu,” Ọ̀gbeni hissed, glaring at him. “E be like say you no know say Oyinbo na idiot. If they ask him about us, just one slap and he go talk our history for them.”

“What should we do now?” Atutu asked, now more alert but still wary.

“Let’s watch,” Ọ̀gbeni replied, his voice low and calculated. “One of the children go come out. By night, we go sneak inside, free him or kill him—anyone wey easy pass.”

“Make we waste am. Hin mama no go miss am,” Atutu muttered, yawning again. They fell into silence, keeping their eyes trained on the house as night slowly crept in. Ọ̀gbeni’s hand moved to his pocket, fingers brushing against the cold metal of his gun, preparing for the worst.

Their quiet vigil was interrupted when a police car pulled up in front of Chukwuma’s house. The sight sent a shiver down Ọ̀gbeni’s spine. The police presence seemed to confirm their growing suspicion that Oyinbo was being held and tortured by the authorities, lured into a trap with the children as bait.

They watched, holding their breath, as the policeman entered the house. Moments later, a group of children emerged, waving him off. One of the boys got into the police car, and it drove away. The remaining children whispered among themselves before two of them left, waving goodbye as they headed home.

“We have to kill Oyinbo this night before he kobalizes us,” Ọ̀gbeni said, his voice laced with grim determination.

Meanwhile…

Inside the house, Chukwuma and his brother, Ebuka, were finally alone. Chukwuma’s excitement was palpable as he led his older brother through the house.

“Brother Ebuka, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!” Chukwuma exclaimed, barely able to contain himself.

Ebuka, though intrigued, was also wary. “What?” he asked, sensing something off about his little brother’s excitement.

“Follow me,” Chukwuma said, peeking into the sitting room to make sure the coast was clear before signalling with his torchlight for Ebuka to follow.

“Oya now, are you ready?” Chukwuma asked, his grin widening as he opened the door to the abandoned storehouse.

Ebuka stepped inside, expecting perhaps a new toy or a prank. Instead, the torchlight illuminated the scene before him—a tied-up, lips-sealed, badly bruised Father Christmas.

“1, 2, 3, 4, 5… HOLY FREAKING SHIT! JESUS! WHAT THA! OH MY GOD! THIS BOY HAS KILLED ME!” Ebuka whisper-screamed, his voice trembling with disbelief and horror.

“Shh, they will catch us,” Chukwuma warned, his tone serious, not fully grasping the gravity of what they had done.

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 9

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Mama Oyinbo, still brushing her teeth, walked to the edge of the pavement, noticing the two men sleeping on the ground. Without hesitation, she kicked them awake.

“Atutu, Ọ̀gbeni, wetin happen? Why you no sleep for house?” she asked, watching as the two men scrambled to their feet, clearly disoriented.

“Oyinbo no show?” Atutu asked, glancing at Ọ̀gbeni, who looked equally puzzled.

“That my useless son no come house,” Mama Oyinbo replied, shaking her head in frustration. “Maybe he don go drink forget himself for gutter again.”

Just then, her phone rang. She unwrapped it from her wrapper and answered.

“Hello, Oyinbo?” she began, then her face twisted in confusion. “MOTHER CHRISTMAS?” she echoed, raising an eyebrow.

“Who is it?” Ọ̀gbeni asked, trying to glean some information.

Mama Oyinbo shrugged, signalling she had no clue. “Who are you?” she asked the caller, then fell silent, her mouth agape as she listened. When the call abruptly ended, she stood there, still stunned.

“Wetin happen?” Atutu pressed, concerned.

“I no know oh,” Mama Oyinbo replied, still trying to process the bizarre call. “Some kin pikins dem call me, begin tell me say them don kidnap Father Christmas. Say make I send them one country, one kingdom, 50 gazillion dollars, ten crowns, one big boat, one limousine, three servants, one aeroplane, one helicopter, one private jet, one Lamborghini, 20 mansion… I no even remember everything. Them talk say them go kill Father Christmas if I no send them all these things. I for say na wrong number, but them use Oyinbo number call.” She shook her head, tucking the phone back into her wrapper as she returned to brushing her teeth, unfazed by the absurdity of it all.

“Wait, she talk Father Christmas?” Atutu and Ọ̀gbeni exchanged awestruck glances.

“Abeg, Mama Oyinbo, pass us your phone make we call Oyinbo,” Ọ̀gbeni requested, reaching out.

Mama Oyinbo stretched out her hand, palm up. “Owo credit, or na my money you wan use call that useless son?”

Grudgingly, Ọ̀gbeni handed her a 100 Naira note, and she handed over the phone.

Ọ̀gbeni quickly redialed the last number. “Hello, who be this?” His tone quickly shifted to anger. “You dey craze? You know who you dey talk to?”

Meanwhile…

Chukwuma had the phone on speaker, and hearing Ọ̀gbeni’s voice, he scoffed. “You dey craze? See this mumu wey dey ask me if I know who him be?”

“Osas, slap Father Christmas again,” Chukwuma ordered, his voice dripping with authority.

Osas moved without hesitation, delivering another slap. Oyinbo, panicking, shouted, “Ọ̀gbeni, abeg no vex them! Them go kill me for here!” But it was too late; Osas had already slapped him, and he began crying once more.

“Where we go drop everything wey you talk say you want?” Ọ̀gbeni asked, his tone more cautious now.

“Drop it at our school or at our house. You know where we live, abi? Father Christmas knows where everybody lives,” Chukwuma replied coolly, then ended the call.

Turning to Bayo, Chukwuma asked, “When is your daddy coming to pick you?”

“He said he will come from work,” Bayo replied.

“So we still have time. Oya, tie his mouth back. Let’s go inside; my mummy is cooking rice and chicken,” Chukwuma said, his demeanour taking on the calm authority of a gang leader.

Bayo obediently tied Oyinbo’s mouth, while Osas stood nearby, stick in hand, ready for any further instructions.

“Your father is a policeman, abi?” Otomokpo asked, eyeing Bayo.

“My father is not just a policeman, he is a Grade 11 Superintendent of Police,” Bayo bragged, puffing out his chest with pride.

 

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 8

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“Urgh! Father Christmas pissed on himself!” Osas exclaimed, wrinkling her nose in disgust as she backed away.

The children froze in shock for a moment, then a mix of confusion, fear, and panic set in as Oyinbo’s eyes shot wide open, staring blankly ahead.

“What is the North Pole’s number?” Chukwuma demanded, fumbling with his phone as if he were about to dial it. Oyinbo, dazed and confused, could only blink in response.

“Let me slap him again,” Osas said, her voice full of determination. Chukwuma gave her the go-ahead, and without hesitation, she landed another hard slap on Oyinbo’s face. He let out a muffled scream, his face contorted in pain.

“I’ll ask you one last time,” Chukwuma said, his voice low and serious.

“How can he answer you? His mouth is tied,” Aboki pointed out with a roll of his eyes.

Realising the flaw in his plan, Chukwuma handed Oyinbo’s Malata S500 phone to Otomokpo. “Go through his contacts,” he ordered. Then he picked up a stick and walked behind Oyinbo. “We’ll release your mouth now, but if you shout, I will knack you stick for head. Do you understand?”

Oyinbo nodded frantically.

Bayo untied the cloth gagging Oyinbo’s mouth, but as soon as it was off, Oyinbo tried to scream. As promised, Chukwuma “knacked” him on the head with the stick, hitting him multiple times. “Oya fem! Fem! Shut up!” Chukwuma shouted, each word punctuated with another hit.

“Someone will hear us!” Bayo hissed, glancing nervously toward the door.

Osas, not wanting to be left out, grabbed a stick of her own and approached Oyinbo. Seeing her coming, Oyinbo quickly relented. “I will shut up! I will shut up!” he pleaded, raising his hands in surrender.

But Osas, her expression fierce, still delivered a quick whack with the stick. “Will you cooperate?” she demanded.

“Yes, yes, I swear to God I will cooperate. Please stop! Ema binu! I won’t shout again,” Oyinbo promised, tears mixing with the sweat on his face.

Finally, they stopped, and Otomokpo resumed scrolling through Oyinbo’s contacts. “Amebo, Alinko, Bolanle,” he read aloud, then paused and squinted at the screen. “Milẹ́… Pepeye… All these names don’t look like Father Christmas’ number o.”

“Of course not. He wouldn’t use their real names now,” Chukwuma said, snatching the phone back from Otomokpo. He shoved the phone into Oyinbo’s tear-streaked face. “Now, what is the number of the North Pole?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Oyinbo sobbed, shaking his head in confusion.

“What is Mother Christmas’ number?” Chukwuma specified, narrowing his eyes.

“Oh, my mama! Na wetin you want?” Oyinbo said, realising what they were asking for. “I store her number as Milẹ́.”

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 7

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Atutu stormed into the hideout, his face twisted in anger as he cursed under his breath. The frustration was palpable.

“Ọga, calm down. Wetin happen?” Ọ̀gbeni asked, taking a drag from his cigar, trying to make sense of Atutu’s rage.

Atutu continued to vent, his words spilling out in a rapid stream of frustration before he finally explained, “As I reach the school, na so them tell me say Oyinbo commot and hin no come back. I con dey there dey wait, but the Baalẹ́ too con show and him pikin no con leave hin side as Father Christmas no show for the school, so I no get way kidnap her.”

“Where Oyinbo?” Ọ̀gbeni asked, exhaling a cloud of smoke.

“I no know. Hin never show,” Atutu said, shaking his head in disbelief.

“Make we wait for hin house. Where he wan go hide?” Ọ̀gbeni suggested, and the two hoodlums decided to head over to Oyinbo’s house, figuring that he’d show up eventually. They waited there through the night, unaware of the chaos brewing elsewhere.

Meanwhile, back at the hideout, the children had finished tying up Father Christmas, making sure he couldn’t move or make a sound. Satisfied with their work, they left him in the dark storehouse and returned to school to enjoy the Christmas party, blissfully unaware of the confusion and sadness spreading among the teachers and students due to the missing Father Christmas.

The next morning, just as the sun was beginning to rise, Aboki, Bayo, Osas, and Otomokpo arrived at Chukwuma’s house. They snuck around to the back, avoiding any adults, and made their way to the dark, musty storehouse. Armed with a torchlight, they found Oyinbo still asleep, his snores echoing in the small space.

“How should we wake him up?” Osas asked, peering at the sleeping figure.

“Should we shake him?” someone suggested.

“No, we need him to take us seriously,” Chukwuma objected, thinking of a more intimidating approach.

“Let’s hit him with a stick,” Otomokpo offered, holding up a nearby piece of wood.

“Is it not the stick we use to off his light? You want to kill him?” Bayo retorted, rolling his eyes.

Chukwuma thought for a moment, then asked, “Who here can slap well?”

The question was met with a chorus of raised hands, each child eager to prove their slapping prowess.

“You cannot slap more than me,” Osas bragged, puffing out her chest.

“Oya, let’s try,” Bayo challenged, crossing his arms.

“My slap pass all your slap join,” Otomokpo boasted, his eyes glinting with determination.

“Oya, let’s compete. Slap yourselves; the first to cry loses,” Chukwuma declared, stepping back to play the role of judge. “Me, I cannot slap, so I will be the judge.”

The challenge was set. “Oya now, me that my mummy has been slapping me since I was born,” Osas said, blowing on her hand as if preparing for battle.

“On your mark, set, go! Otomokpo slap first,” Chukwuma commanded.

Otomokpo spread his fingers wide and delivered a thunderous slap to Osas’s face. The sound echoed in the small room, but Osas didn’t flinch, only turning her head slightly without shedding a tear. Encouraged, Otomokpo then slapped Bayo, who froze for a moment, his eyes widening in shock.

“Oya Bayo, go!” Chukwuma said, urging him on.

Bayo, now determined, blew on his hand before delivering a revenge slap to Otomokpo, sending him spinning in confusion. He then slapped Osas, who let out a small yelp but managed to keep her composure.

“Osas, are you ready?” Chukwuma asked, noticing the fire in her eyes as she nodded.

Osas raised her hand high, like a warrior ready to strike, and brought it down with the force of a hammer on Bayo’s cheek. The impact was immediate—Bayo froze, his eyes watering before tears streamed down his face as he clutched his burning cheek.

Otomokpo, seeing the ferocity of Osas’s slap, tried to make a run for it, but Chukwuma and Aboki quickly held him down, pressing his face to the ground. Without wasting time, Osas descended on his hard cheek with another powerful slap, and Otomokpo let out a scream that Chukwuma quickly muffled.

“Shut up, they will catch us,” Chukwuma hissed, glancing around nervously.

“Let them catch us now,” Otomokpo whined, tears streaming down his face as he cried in pain.

With the slapping contest over and Osas declared the greatest slapper in the world, Chukwuma and Otomokpo stepped aside, making way for Osas to deliver the final slap—to Father Christmas.

 

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 6

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The children gathered around the dazed and disoriented Father Christmas, who was now sitting on the floor, struggling to make sense of what was happening.

“The party will start soon, what do we do now?” Bayo asked, his voice laced with urgency.

“How are we supposed to kidnap him now?” Adaeze echoed, her face filled with concern.

“Watch and learn,” Malik said with a sly smile. “It always works when I do it for my brother.”

Oyinbo, still dressed in his Father Christmas costume, was spiraling into panic. His mind raced as he tried to piece together what was happening. Oh my God! Have they found out my plan? he thought, his heart pounding. He glanced at Turayo, the girl he was supposed to kidnap, but instead of fear, she wore an unsettling smile. The children were whispering, and he caught the word “kidnap.” Yekpa! They know! I’m in soup! His body felt heavy, too weak to move, and he was overwhelmed with fear.

“Father Christmas, hurry up, they will catch you!” a scared boy shouted in his face, shaking him from his thoughts. Instinctively, he tried to stand, urged on by the boy’s frantic commands. “Hurry, hurry, we have to leave now!” the boy insisted, pulling him to his feet.

The children tugged him along, and before he knew it, he was following one of the boys toward the school gate. “Start walking outside the school and go straight. I will come and meet you!” the boy ordered, and Oyinbo, confused and scared, obeyed without question.

As he walked toward the gate, he noticed the school’s security guard eyeing him suspiciously. This is it, he thought, they’ve caught me.

“Are you going to pick up what you forgot at home?” the guard asked, and Oyinbo nodded quickly, trying to maintain his composure. The guard hesitated but eventually opened the gate, and Oyinbo hurried out, relieved but still trembling with fear. That was close.

“Where are you going?” the security guard asked Malik and his classmates who were trailing behind Father Christmas.

“I misplaced my mummy’s change. I want to go home and see if I dropped it on the road,” Chukwuma lied smoothly.

“Why are they following you?” the guard asked, eyeing the group suspiciously.

“So they can help me find it,” Chukwuma replied.

“The ten of you cannot go out,” the guard said firmly.

“Okay, Malik, Bayo, follow me,” Chukwuma said, choosing his closest allies.

The guard opened the gate just wide enough for the three boys to slip through, and they sprinted after Father Christmas, who was now aimlessly wandering down the street.

“Oya, it’s time to hide,” Chukwuma said as they caught up with the dazed Father Christmas.

Oyinbo, still too weak to think clearly, was grateful that the children seemed to be helping him. “Follow us,” Malik instructed, and Oyinbo, desperate for guidance, obeyed.

They led him through the bustling streets, with curious onlookers casting puzzled glances at the sight of Father Christmas being escorted by a group of determined young boys. Finally, they reached a three-story building, a modest apartment complex. “Oya, enter,” Malik said as he pushed open the gate.

They guided him through the courtyard and into a small, neglected storehouse in the backyard. The space was dark and cluttered, filled with old furniture and forgotten items. It was the perfect hiding place.

Malik and the boys ushered Father Christmas inside, and as the door creaked shut behind them, Chukwuma and Bayo exchanged a glance. Without a word, Chukwuma picked up a heavy stick, and with a swift motion, he brought it down hard on the back of Father Christmas’s legs, sending him crashing to the ground.

Before Oyinbo could react, Bayo swung his stick with all his might, striking the back of Oyinbo’s head. The impact was immediate, and Oyinbo slumped forward, unconscious.

The boys stood over the fallen figure, their hearts pounding with a mix of excitement and fear. They had done it—they had kidnapped Father Christmas.

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 5

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“Chukwuma, have you seen the Father Christmas that will come for our school’s party?” Otomokpo whispered urgently, grabbing his friend’s arm.

“No, what happened?” Chukwuma asked, his curiosity piqued.

“Come and see him!” Otomokpo pulled Chukwuma by the hand, leading him to the back of the school where they could spy on the man in the red suit. They peeked around the corner and saw Father Christmas practising his deep “ho ho ho” laugh.

For a moment, Chukwuma stood frozen in excitement, his mind racing as a plan began to take shape. Suddenly, he jolted, grabbed Otomokpo’s arm, and the two boys dashed out of the school as fast as their legs could carry them.

They didn’t stop running until they reached Malik’s house, panting heavily.

“What—are—you—doing?” Otomokpo gasped between breaths, confused by Chukwuma’s urgency.

Ignoring him, Chukwuma knocked on the door, and Malik’s mother opened it with a puzzled expression. “Chukwuma, Otomokpo, what are you doing here? And why are you sweating in your Christmas clothes?” she asked, eyeing their dishevelled appearance.

“Good morning, ma,” the boys greeted in unison, trying to catch their breath.

“Is Malik ready?” Chukwuma asked, glancing over her shoulder.

She nodded and pointed to the children’s room. “Tell him to hurry up. I need to go to the market, and I can’t leave until he’s ready.”

The boys rushed inside and found Malik, dressed up like a tiny gangster, admiring himself in the mirror. Chukwuma stared at him, thinking, Does this boy even realise how stupid he looks?

“Guy, stop acting like a mumu jor,” Otomokpo blurted out, annoyed by the unnecessary delay.

Startled, Malik turned around, frowning at the intrusion. “What are you doing here?”

“We found the real Father Christmas!” Chukwuma announced with a grin, his excitement infectious. Moments later, the trio was back at school, rejoining their classmates who were equally thrilled about the discovery. Malik whispered something to the group and handed Habibat a transparent water bottle filled with a mysterious black liquid.

Turayo, the boldest among them, volunteered to deliver the bottle. She confidently approached the backyard where Father Christmas was now coughing from all the forced “ho ho ho-ing.”

“Father Christmas, do you want some Coke?” she asked sweetly, stretching the bottle toward him.

He looked down at her, recognizing her as the Bale’s daughter, and smiled. Trusting the familiar face, he unscrewed the cap and took a long swig from the bottle.

Turayo hurried back to her friends, her eyes shining with excitement. “He drank it,” she whispered triumphantly.

Meanwhile, Oyinbo, still dressed in his Father Christmas costume, pulled out his phone the moment Turayo was out of sight. Dialling quickly, he spoke in low tones, “Atutu, I don see am. I don tell the school say I forget something for house already, so them go allow you enter. Hurry up before the party starts. And no forget the touch-and-follow juju wey Baba give you oh. Oya, I dey wait. I don do my part; she go soon come back collect hin water bottle.”

Back with the group, Aboki asked curiously, “What is even inside the bottle?”

Malik grinned mischievously. “My big brother is always taking this green medicine that turns his tongue blue. It makes him sleep or do whatever I tell him to do. I crushed eight tablets and put them in the bottle.”

As they listened to Malik, a loud thud echoed from the direction of the backyard. The children exchanged glances and then smiled, a gleam of mischievous triumph lighting up their faces.

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 4

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“Brother Ebuka, my friends and I have decided to kidnap Father Christmas,” Chukwuma announced, bursting into the room with the determination only a child could muster.

Ebuka, who was lounging on his bed, looked up in disbelief. “Wait, you’ve decided to do what?” he asked, sure he hadn’t heard correctly.

“Kidnap Father Christmas,” Chukwuma repeated, his face dead serious.

Ebuka stared at him for a moment, then erupted into laughter, the kind that makes your stomach hurt. “Okay, okay,” he managed to say between gasps for air, “good luck with that.”

“Do and finish laughing jor, I have important questions to ask you,” Chukwuma insisted, his little face scrunched up in frustration.

“Alright, alright,” Ebuka said, trying to compose himself and keep a straight face. “Ask away.”

“There are plenty of Father Christmases, abi? How will I know the real one? Not the fake one oh,” Chukwuma asked, his eyes wide with genuine concern.

Ebuka paused, thinking for a moment. “The real Father Christmas is fat, with a big potbelly—not the one where they stuff clothes under his costume. His stomach is bigger than Daddy’s, and he’s fair, like a real oyinbo. He’s almost fatter than Aunty Ayo too,” Ebuka explained, enjoying the absurdity of the conversation.

Chukwuma nodded seriously, absorbing every detail. “Where will I find him?”

“The one they’ll bring to your school is the real Father Christmas,” Ebuka said, already planning his next joke. “But if the one at your school isn’t the real deal, he’s probably one of Father Christmas’s assistants. You can still kidnap that one.”

Chukwuma frowned, thinking hard. “How do I make Father Christmas follow me?”

“Hit him on the head really hard,” Ebuka suggested, barely containing his laughter. The idea of his little brother attempting to kidnap a full-grown man dressed as Santa Claus was just too much. He couldn’t imagine Chukwuma was actually serious—or that he’d have any success even if he was.

Meanwhile, in a nearby room, Oyinbo was admiring himself in the mirror, adjusting his Father Christmas costume. He puffed out his chest, letting out a deep “ho ho ho” as he practised the jolly laugh that came with the role. Little did he know, he was about to be the target of a very determined group of first graders.

 

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Kidnapping Father Christmas 3: Chapter 3

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It was a bright, bustling school morning in Lagos, and Chukwuma and his classmates were deep in one of those classic childhood discussions: “What would you do if you had a million dollars?” Despite their tiny stature and limited life experience—after all, these were primary one children who had never lifted a finger to work—they were brimming with grand ideas.

“If I had a million dollars, I’d buy a race car and drive it vroom vroooom!” Otomokpo said, his hands mimicking a steering wheel as he zoomed around in his imagination.

“Me?” Osas piped up, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “I’d buy a whole country! I’d become the queen, and anytime my mummy or daddy beats me, I’ll just send them to prison. Then I’ll buy a helicopter and flyyyyy around the world!”

“Helicopter ni, Heloplane ko!” Malik scoffed, rolling his eyes. “After you buy a country, where will you find money for a helicopter? Me, I’d use my money to buy the sun, and if anyone wants light, they’ll have to pay me!”

Osas wasn’t backing down. “With all the money from my country, I could buy ten helicopters! The people living there will pay me rent, and I’ll be rich forever.”

“It will not more be ‘pay you.’ See this mumu like you,” Malik shot back, shaking his head. “Me, I’d use my money to buy Father Christmas. I’d command him to make plenty toys.”

“Who toy don help? Me, I’d use my money to go to heaven,” Daniel chimed in, puffing out his chest. “My daddy’s a pastor, and he said one man named Peter is the gatekeeper there. If I give him a million dollars, he’ll just let me pass, sharp sharp.”

Amidst all the chatter, Chukwuma spoke up, his voice cutting through the noise with a rare clarity. “But all of you know you don’t have a million dollars, abi?”

Finally, a voice of reason—though it wasn’t exactly welcome. “What’s your own sef? Did we say we have money?” Otomokpo retorted, clearly unimpressed.

“I’m just telling you sha,” Chukwuma replied with a shrug. “But I know how you can get everything you want.”

This piqued their interest. “How?” they asked, almost in unison. “Uhm, lie lie. Talk now!”

“Father Christmas,” Chukwuma stated, as though the answer was obvious. “My senior brother said that if you write a letter to Father Christmas and you haven’t done any bad things that year, he’ll give you everything you ask for.”

Adaeze’s eyes widened in realisation. “So that’s why he doesn’t answer me every time!”

“But I’ve done bad things this year,” Osas admitted, looking a little guilty. “My mummy said I’m a bad girl.”

“Me too,” Aboki confessed. “My mummy caught me trying to steal meat from the pot yesterday. She beat me, but after she left, I went back and finished stealing the meat.”

Chukwuma nodded sympathetically. “I know, it’s impossible to be very good. But my brother also said that if you kidnap Father Christmas, he’ll give you whatever you want so you can release him before Christmas. But you must not fail, or you’ll get plenty of charcoal instead.”

There was a moment of silence as they all processed this idea.

“How can we now kidnap a whole Father Christmas?” Aboki finally asked, his voice a mix of curiosity and disbelief.

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The Wicked Stepmother

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STORY! STORY!
“Story”
ONCE UPON A TIME!
“Time Time”

“The title of my story is……..”

THE WICKED STEPMOTHER

Once upon a time, in the land of Umuofia there lived a very wealthy man. He had the largest farm in the land, so large that even the King’s family members used to farm on his land for a fair rent, he also had a happy family; a beautiful wife and a well-behaved daughter (Obioma) who he loved so dearly.

One day his wife died, she had fallen to an unknown but not taboo sickness and she died while her daughter was still five years old. The man mourned his wife for years, but after five years of mourning his community convinced him to marry another wife since he still had no heir and Obioma would need a mother figure in her life. One day while working on his farm, a beautiful woman (Adanma) with her daughter (Egodi) walked up to him to ask if he could accommodate them for a while since they were from a faraway land “I am a widow who was cast out of her husband’s house because I bore him no son” she explained. Being entranced by her beauty and taking pity on her he invited her to his house and after a year of her displaying her good side, they became man and wife.


The man tried to treat his stepdaughter as well as he treated his own daughter but it was obvious that he loved Obioma more, even more than Adanma, and this made Adanma very jealous. Though Obioma would always try to please her new mother, she would always end up on her bad side
Three years later Adanma had had enough of the marriage, she wanted the man out of the picture and she wanted to have his wealth. She began to poison his meal daily to weaken him so that she could sell his farmlands with the disguise that it was to help him because she knew the Igbo tradition too well; that since she had not borne him any child, not to talk of a male heir she had no claim to his property, in fact, after his death she would be married off to one of his brothers as they inherit his wealth.

When she was done selling his lands and gaining the favour of his kinsmen as a caring wife, she gave him the final dose of poison and he died. Now the only properties the man had were his wife and two daughters as she had also sold his house. She then left the land saying “Now that my husband is gone I will return to my father’s house though I have no relative there because they were all killed in an inter-tribal war, it was our tradition that when a woman’s husband dies she is to return to her father’s compound” this, of course, was to avoid being acquired by his brothers.

Adanma and her daughter moved to a neighbouring village taking Obioma with them to make her look like a saint. After introducing herself to the king as a widow who had fled from a faraway land with a gruesome tradition where both the wife and her unmarried daughters were buried with the deceased, the King had mercy on her and permitted her to live in his land.

While they lived in the land, the Adanma maltreated Obioma to her heart’s content. She could not stand her and she tried her best to work her to death while maintaining a saintly appearance to the public. Obioma was made to sleep on the hard ground in the sitting room, she was also made to wake up by 3.a.m in the morning to clean the house, and her stepmother and step sister’s rooms, then she would wash the dishes, then make breakfast which she was only allowed to taste to ensure that she had not put poison in it, she would then run to the stream to fetch water to fill up ten huge calabash of which were always emptied before the next day, then run to the farm to harvest enough crops for Egodi to sell at the market; which she also carried to the market for her step-sister, then she would make lunch; the only meal she was allowed to eat, then she would do their laundry, make their dinner which she was only allowed to taste, and when she finished all her chores on time, Adanma would create new chores just to keep her busy till 12.a.m.


Obioma did all these chores cheerfully without complaining which infuriated her stepmother. She decided that she owed her stepmother this much for taking her in instead of selling her as a slave and not once did it cross her mind to run away or harm the two devils in her life.

One day, Obioma went to the stream to fetch water, while she was fetching water she heard the sound of a flute playing, she loved the music that came from it so she fetched her water and went to find out where the sound had come from. She did not have to search for long, she saw an old woman sitting under an oak tree playing the flute with a heavy-looking sac beside her. She had gotten so engulfed in the music that she did not know when she dropped her small calabash and began to dance, the music made her feel the love of her parents and she could hear her mother singing to her.

The Old Woman noticed her and when he was done playing, she called the attention of Obioma who as still dancing to her mother’s voice “My daughter I see you like the music from my flute” The Old Woman said laughing and Obioma nodded shyly. The Old Woman then asked her to help her carry her sac home. At first, Obioma was reluctant but she could not imagine The Old Woman carrying such a heavy load, so she left her calabash under the tree to keep it safe then she helped her.

When they got to The Old Woman’s house, she offered to pay Obioma for the lift but Obioma refused so she showed Obioma a collection of flutes; one made of gold, another of fine wood, one of silver, another of cowries and one carved from the stem of a pawpaw leaf like that of The Old Woman. Obioma was amazed at the sight and even more amazed when The Old Woman told her that they had each had magic in them just like her flute. Obioma remembered the feeling she got when The Old Woman played and picked the pawpaw stem flute. The Old Woman then told her that when she played that flute it would read her heart and grant her wish, but though it could grant her wealth and comfort it can not bring back the dead, it can only be played by her alone and she could not use it to cast spells and curses and most importantly she was the only one who could use it and that the day she dies the flute will stop working.” Obioma was so happy that after she thanked The Old Woman she ran home to show the flute to her stepmother who beat her into a pulp on seeing that she had returned without her calabash and for taking all day at the stream.

After Obioma had recovered from the beating she apologized to her stepmother, told her about The Old Woman then begged her to see the flute. She then played it and immediately, the bruises on her body were gone. Seeing that her stepmother was not impressed she played it again and this time a sack of cowries appeared. Seeing this Adanma asked her to give her the flute, she tried to play it but the flute made no sound, then in annoyance, she tried to break it but the flute would not break so she threw it outside the house and condemned it as evil and forbade Obioma from using it again then she took the sac of cowries to her room. But Obioma remembered the warm feeling she got from the music of the flute, she went to pick it and ran to the palace to show it to the king who immediately had her marry The Prince for the riches that the flute could bring to his land.

When Adanma heard of this she was so angry that she condemned her daughter and sent her to the stream to fetch water saying “Do not return until you see an old hag playing the flute, and she gives you one.”

Egodi went to the stream to fetch water for several days and stayed till nightfall waiting for The Old Woman and when she was finally losing hope with her mother threatening to sell her to a rich old man if she did not find The Old ‘hag’; she heard the sound of a flute being played and went to see who had been playing it and to her greatest joy it was The Old Woman.

Without waiting for The Old Woman to finish playing she interrupted her and offered to help her carry her load home. On their way to The Old Woman’s house; she complained bitterly of how heavy The Old Woman’s sac was. When they finally got to her house, The Old Woman asked her to pick a flute and as expected she picked the golden flute. The Old Woman then said to her “This flute will give whoever plays it and the owner of the flute what they deserve and it will only stop working when the flute player is humbled” But Egodi was too excited to listen to her she ran home and showed it to her mother who hugged her and told her how much she loved her then she took it from her daughter and played it.

But instead of wealth which was in her greedy heart when she played it. Mmou (spirits) in the form of masquerades appeared and began to flog her along with her daughter. Every time a spirit flogged them it will command “CONFESS!”

When they could no longer take the beating they ran out into the street but the masquerades followed them flogging and commanding that they confessed, Egodi confessed all her sins that she could remember and the masquerades praised her for confessing but they did not stop beating her and reminded her of the flute’s rule that The Old Woman had told her about when she was not listening. They continued to flog them shouting “CONFESS” as they ran down the market place, then to the king’s palace where the guards prevented them from moving close to the King, Queen, Prince and Obioma who were sitting in the royal court discoursing the state of the kingdom which had flourished greatly since Obioma’s marriage.


Finally, Adanma shouted when she thought that the flogging was about to kill her “I will confess! I will confess o! Chai chai! I will confess” The beating stopped but the masquerades did not disappear, just in case she lied. By now the villagers had gathered into the royal court to see what was happening; the guards could not keep them out (even the guards wanted to see what was happening).

Seeing the crowd that had gathered Adanma thought twice about confessing but after a few more painful wipes from the Masquerades, she spilt the beans. She confessed that her first husband had been poisoned by her to acquire his wealth but it was a plan gone wrong since the tradition was that his brothers would inherit his properties because he had no male heirs, she then ran away with her daughter and when she heard of a widower who was so rich that even the King’s family farmed on his land, she warmed her way into house and heart and became his wife, then this time she poisoned him to death slowly until she had collected and hidden all his wealth then she killed him.  She then confessed to maltreating Obioma hoping that she would die from stress someday. When she was done confessing the masquerades vanished leaving her alone to face the angry towns’s people who wanted justice for their new princess, the royal family who would decide her fate and Obioma who was tearing up in shock and anger. She begged for forgiveness but the people offered to stone her to death. Obioma also wanted her dead as she remembered how she had suffered but The Prince reminded her that if not for Adanma she would not have gotten the flute, so Obioma forgave them. But the king still had to serve justice.

The king ordered that Adanma should be buried alive and left to die in the evil forest and that words should be sent to Obioma’s father’s family explaining what had happened. As for Egodi, Obioma had mercy on her and made her one of the palace’s maids where she was maltreated by her senior maids behind Obioma’s back.

The End.

So,

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 2

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“Oyinbo!” The voice of a short, stout woman sliced through the morning air, erupting from a tiny roadside bungalow in the grittiest part of Isheri. Clad in a worn wrapper, she stormed out onto the narrow, dusty street. “How many times have I told you to stop using my water? USELESS man!”

Oyinbo quickened his pace, muttering under his breath, “This woman and her wahala, I swear.”

“Your mates are out there working, bringing money for their mothers, and my own son is here doing nothing, acting like some stupid king!” she continued, her voice shrill with frustration. “One day, I will shock you! I’ll put magun in that water, just wait and see! Idiot! Ọ̀dẹ́Oshi!” Her tirade carried on long after he had disappeared around the corner.

“Iya Oyinbo, it’s okay now, just ignore him,” a concerned neighbour called out, trying to calm her down.

She turned, shooting a venomous glare at the spectator and her companion. With a hiss of annoyance, she retreated into her house, slamming the door behind her.

As soon as she was out of sight, the spectator turned to her friend, chuckling. “Look at her! When we told her to train her son well, she said we should mind our business. God don catch am.”

Meanwhile, Oyinbo casually strolled into an uncompleted building down a suspiciously quiet alley. The place reeked of neglect, the shadows clinging to the walls like a bad memory. “Ọ̀gbeni! Why you send that bomboy make hin call me this early morning? I resemble your mate?” Oyinbo’s voice was laced with irritation as he approached.

Ọ̀gbeni, a lanky figure with the sharp features of a man who had seen too much, was seated on a crumbling block, puffing on a thick roll of weed. Beside him, Atutu Poyoyo, a hefty man with a perpetual scowl, inhaled deeply from a shisha pipe, the smoke curling around him like a ghostly shroud.

Ọ̀gbeni exhaled a cloud of smoke, his eyes narrowing as he regarded Oyinbo. “Person see you as you dey come here?”

Oyinbo scoffed, his tone defiant. “Your Fada, like say everybody no know say na una den be this.”

Atutu, with a voice as rough as gravel, leaned forward, his massive frame casting a shadow over Oyinbo. “See this fat Ọ̀dẹ́, e bi like say we don dey show you too much face, abi? You don dey forget who you dey talk to?” His words were a threat, and his body language promised violence.

For a moment, fear flickered in Oyinbo’s eyes, but he quickly masked it, trying to hold onto whatever scraps of bravado he had left.

“Atutu, calm down,” Ọ̀gbeni said, his tone measured but firm. “Make hin no run. Oyinbo, we just dey play.” Then his voice dropped, turning serious. “Anyhow sha, we just wan remind you of the plan. Sheybi you don do am ni?”

Oyinbo nodded, trying to sound nonchalant. “Me, I’m calm. I went there yesterday. They don employ me as Father Christmas.”

Atutu barked out a laugh, the sound harsh and guttural. “Good. Make sure you open gate for us, oh. If we carry Baalẹ́’s pikin, you know how much hin go pay? No eff things up, o!”

The weight of their words hung heavy in the air, a reminder that there was no turning back now.

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Kidnapping Father Christmas: Chapter 1

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Ebuka’s laughter faded, replaced by a conspiratorial whisper as he leaned in closer to his younger brother. “You see, Chukwuma,” he began, his tone serious despite the gleam in his eyes, “if you write a letter to Father Christmas and you’ve been good all year, he’ll bring you whatever you ask for. But…” He paused dramatically, watching his brother’s eager expression. “But we both know you haven’t exactly been a saint this year, right?”

Chukwuma nodded solemnly, not a hint of doubt clouding his youthful face. “So how do I get Father Christmas to give Daddy that kind of money?” he asked, his voice filled with determination.

Ebuka should have stopped there, ended the game, but he couldn’t resist the temptation to take it just a little further. He straightened up, and Chukwuma immediately followed suit, his attention unwavering.

“Look,” Ebuka continued, his voice dropping to a whisper as though sharing the greatest secret in the world. “I don’t know exactly how you can kidnap Father Christmas, but I do know this: if you manage to capture him, you have to hide him in the store downstairs. You know the one, right? The one nobody goes to because they can’t find the keys?”

Chukwuma nodded again, eyes wide with excitement.

“Well,” Ebuka said, reaching under the bed and pulling out a small, rusted key, “this is the key. When you kidnap Father Christmas, that’s where you should keep him. No one will find him there, not even me—I hardly ever go there, and I’ve got both keys. Just tie him up really well so he doesn’t escape, and then take his phone. You’ll need it to call Mother Christmas.”

Chukwuma’s brow furrowed. “How will I know which one is Mother Christmas’ number?”

Ebuka grinned, savouring the moment. “He’ll have it saved as ‘Mama’ or ‘Mother’ or something like that. Easy.”

“Thank you,” Chukwuma said, lying back down with a contented sigh, already planning the details of his daring mission. For a brief moment, Ebuka wondered if he’d taken things too far.

“And what if I fail?” Chukwuma asked, his voice barely a whisper.

Ebuka’s smile returned, mischievous as ever. “Then you’ll get nothing but a bag full of charcoal for Christmas.”

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The Seven Years Girlfriend

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Hi, my name is Pamela and this is the story of my friend.

Pamela, let’s call her that. This happened a year ago. See, my friend Pamela had been dating this guy, Bob, let’s call him that. They had been dating for seven years, they met at the supermarket shortly after she graduated from university. They hit it off, it was an instant connection, they were all over each other like it got too annoying to watch them.

Pamela was 21 when they met, he was 25, so we thought they would tie the nut after year one. He had a good job, and so did she, but after year two, they were still dating, then year three came, and year four, and five and six. How did they date for six years without getting engaged? I don’t know! But one day I asked him why he had not proposed to my friend and he said he would propose, once he was sure that he knew her. Can you believe this guy? And she also shared this his absurd ideology that you need over six years to know if you can propose to your girlfriend.

Me, being the chilled laid back girl I am, convinced her to make him put a ring on it. And in year seven, after much persuasion, Bob put a cheap ass ring on it. Oh, how happy Pamela was.

Then one day, she received his call while he was in the bathroom, it was a girl, calling him ‘Papi’. So she dug around and found out that Bob had been cheating on her with his new secretary. Did she confront him about it? No. No, she didn’t. What did she do? She went out and got herself a new boyfriend. Yes, she took my advice. No, she was still dating Bob, but the new guy, um Jon, Jon was cool, spontaneous, he made her happier than she had ever been. Then Bob found out and confronted her.

She told him that she also knew he was cheating on her and that was why she cheated on him. And he got angry, called her a liar and a whore and said that the reason he could not get married to her was that he could not trust her. My friend got angry and slapped him, and he slapped her back and beat the living shit out of her. Two weeks later we saw his wedding pictures all over Facebook.

Well, my friend is married to Jon now, he proposed after six months of dating. They got married after another six months and they have three annoying children now.

What happened to Bob? Well, we found out that Bob hadn’t always been cheating on Pamela with his current wife but with many women. And about his wife? he got married to her within six months of meeting. Wow right?

The End.

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Writing Oxygen

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He wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her close to his torso, she grabbed his neck pulling his face closer to hers as she devoured his lips, her other hand greedily searched for his belt buckle, her zip came undone and her blouse fell to her waist, she could feel his chest on her cleavage, the sound of their hearts pounding in deafening rhythm. He cupped her butt cheeks and her legs wrapped around his waist. Then he hurriedly walked into her room, slamming the door open.

He dropped her on her silk-covered bed and mounted her, trailing kisses down her neck, his lips stopped on her tit… no cleavage?… Nape?…Belly button?…

‘Okay no this is not working.’ Mayowa stopped typing and pulled back on her chair “I should have dated him, maybe I’d know what to write now. But he probably has aids, that walking sex doll.” She took a huge gulp from her coffee mug and sighed.

Her phone rang, she looked at the screen; it was her agent. She rolled her eyes “Hello Bode, yes the story is on the way. I’m just trying to edit the erotic scenes… Please don’t give yourself hope. Sure sure, I should send it in tomorrow.” She cut the phone and hung her head back. “Now how would Mark make love to Debbie?”

The thinking was not helping her; all the sex scenes in her head betrayed her character’s personality. She was one of the top Erotic Romance writers in Nigeria, her reader’s expected magic from her. They probably also thought that she had an active sex life. “Should I make more coffee? Oh, it’s 7 a.m already. I need a new source of oxygen.”

She put on her joggers and took to the streets; she almost never missed her morning jogs. The morning was filled with inspirations. She turned into the next street and waited, pretending to tie her shoelace.

“Hey.” She looked up at Mark. That was not his real name.

“Hey!” She smiled back. That was their routine. She ran into him in the morning and greeted ‘Hey’ and he replied ‘Hey.’ Then they kept running.

“So you are a writer. I saw you on TV yesterday.” He said.

‘Wait is he starting a conversation?’ She stood up ‘Should I brag or pretend to be humble?’ She smiled “Oh yes I am.”

“You write Erotica.”

“Please when you say it like that it makes me feel weird.” This was a lie. She was proud of her craft, talking about sex was her hobby. But she wanted to ease him into her weirdness. He laughed.

“You know what, here is my number. Call me.” He handed her his card and jogged away.

This was it! She smirked all the way home; she needed to exhale her emotions into the scene before she lost the moment.
Mark was the loner genius in school, a very boring young man with unpredictable sexual prowess. Titi was the school’s slut, nothing any man could do to her in bed could surprise or satisfy her. But Mark was about to turn her world upside down and over.

The End

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What’s The Use?

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Ms Akintobi sneaked into her son’s room. She felt like she had lost touch with him and she needed to know what was going on in his life to assure herself that she was still a good mother.
She carefully searched his wardrobe ‘Lord please let me not find any alcohol’ she prayed. She raised him in church. There was no way her son would fall into the clutches of the cursed liquid. Relieved when she found nothing, she continued searching around, careful not to leave any trace of snooping.

When she got to his bed the scariest thoughts crossed her mind ‘What if my son has started reading porn?’ ‘What if I find a condom?’ She shook her head, no it could not be. She got on her knees to look under his bed. Toba was in his second year at the university, being the concerned mother that she was, she sent him to a Christian school, she even monitored his grades and his friends, but the more she tried to keep him within her radar, the more she felt she knew nothing about him.

It all started 7 years ago, after the death of her husband. Toba had cried for days without end. She remembered how he would run to the door filled with hope every time he heard a car horn or a male voice. Then one day he went numb. That was when the son she used to know changed. Now she knew nothing about this son who never said anything to her other than the formalities. She lifted up his pillow and finally she saw something.

A sheet of paper. The blue pen which was used to write on it was still beside it. She picked it up and read, hoping that this would be the big clue she had been searching for.

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“I’ve been thinking, not now, I think I started thinking when I was born, it never stops. I’m always thinking and every time I think, I feel a hollow in my chest. The hollow seems to be growing bigger every day. I think I am depressed. Not the kind of depression that makes you want to end your life but the type that makes you afraid of death. Am I making any sense?

It all started after Daddy died. The Doctor said it was cerebral malaria. He was just telling me to never forget to say my prayers when he fell asleep, then died. As I watched I thought ‘So this is how life ends.’ Then Uncle Jade died in that plane crash and Biggie, that fat boy that used to come here to play died of cardiac arrest. And now I have become convinced that life is an illusion, yet the thought of it ending depresses me.

Why are we born? What is the purpose? I read somewhere that, since the beginning of earth over 113,451,918,022 Humans have lived and died. Why so many humans? What is the purpose? That before Jesus over 1,137,789,769 humans have lived and died and that after Jesus over 106,464,918,022 has lived, have died, are still living and are still dying. Why? What is the purpose?

Countless philosophers have stated that religion is man-made, that God does not exist. I’m not bothered by this. Since only the fool says in his heart that there is no God, and I am no fool. I think. What bothers me is what happens after I die. Because I was raised a Christian I believe I should believe in hellfire. But the concept of hellfire makes no sense to me. Because if hellfire really exists and Christianity is the real religion then about 95% of the world’s former population is burning in it, and about 95% will still burn in it.

]I also read on Wikipedia that today there are over 2.2 billion Christians in the world, 1.6 billion Muslims, 1.1 billion Atheists, 1 billion Hindus. And the remaining millions either practice traditional worship, Buddhism, Judaism, Spiritism, Sikhism, Baha’i, Jainism, Shinto, Cao Dai, Zoroastrianism, Tenrikyo, Neo-Paganism, Unitarian Universe Rastafarianism or others. If one of these religions is the right one then the rest are wrong and the people practising the rest will be punished according to the religion’s doctrines when they die, maybe for eternity, maybe for a while. Who knows?

The Hollow in my heart is getting wider as I write. Why? I feel like I can understand how King Solomon felt when he was writing his Ecclesiastes journal. It’s all vanity, it means nothing. No matter what you achieve on earth once you die, it means nothing, but should I be miserable on earth and then in the afterlife?

Some people believe that you reincarnate after you die, well this explains why the population of humans keep increasing and what happened to the people that died before Jesus died and rose. Some people believe you go into a state of limbo, where you are conscious but alone in an empty space with nothing but your memories for company. This seems worse than burning for eternity. I don’t want to be bored for eternity. Some people believe we lose consciousness and return to the source of our life when we die, I can live with this, but the thought depresses me. Some people believe that we completely cease to exist when we die. Some people believe that good righteous people end up in a place called heaven and bad people end up in a place of torment or are erased. No matter how I look at it. All these thoughts frighten me.

When I die will I still have these emotions? Will I feel the emotions I no longer remember feeling? Will I feel love, hatred, lust, pride or grief? Will I still have the urge to sin? Will this hollow grow wider or will it disappear? Do the dead have human emotions or do I get a new set of unexplored emotions?

I am afraid to die and go to heaven, doing nothing but worshipping God for all eternity, nothing else but singing and dancing for all eternity. I am afraid of being surrounded by good righteous people who can do no wrong for all eternity. The thought tightens my chest.

I am afraid to die and go to hellfire, doing nothing but burning in a lake of fire, being tortured by large worms and tormented by human loathing demons and grudge filled humans for all eternity.

I am afraid to die and be wiped out of existence. If I cease to exist, then why was I born?

I am afraid of reincarnating, to die and be born anew, a continuous never-ending circle with no memory of my past life.
I am afraid of death, yet I want to die. Because I know at the end, I will still die. It is inevitable. Life must end… Life must end.
When you die your fate lies in the hands of the unknown, and your hope is that the God you chose to serve was the right one. I am afraid. I want to die, I want to see what’s on the other side, but I don’t want it to be final. I want to return to life and prepare myself for what is to come.

Why am I being a coward? Does anything really matter? If these thoughts will torment me through my life, I might as well go ahead and begin my afterlife. After all, once you die, you will have no choice but to accept your fate. And once you accept your fate, you will eventually get used to it.
Should I say goodbye? Does it even matter?

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Her hands trembled, her knees became weak. The Paper slid from her hand to the floor “Lord don’t tell me he has killed himself.” She panicked and rushed out of his room to find him.

“Toba! Toba!” she called out as she ran outside and around the compound.

Toba was leaning on the water tank in the backyard smoking a fat stick of marijuana and staring into the sky lost in his thoughts when his mother’s voice dragged him back to earth.

He panicked. He thought of where to hide it, but the smell of marijuana was strong, this was his third joint. He thought of swallowing it, but that would cause him more pain than whatever pain he thought his mother was capable of inflicting. He turned to the water tank and made to jump into it but before he could mount it, his mother appeared.

They both stood frozen. Two hands holding onto the top of the tank, one leg latching on to the top of the tank and the other dangling in the air, and the joint, boldly protruding from his mouth.

As she stared at him she felt the nuts in her head begin to unscrew until they fell. “You! You will not kill me! Ungrateful child!

This is how you want to end your life!” She rushed at him slapping his back several times with her palms. She pulled him to the ground and pounced on him. “When did you start smoking weed? Where did I go wrong? Tell me! I gave you everything!” She pulled the joint out of his mouth, flung it aside with disgust and beat him some more; Crying.

‘He must have made bad friends in school. He most have gotten involved with the wrong crowd. It is this thing that he is smoking that is making him think like this. It was the marijuana that wrote that letter. Not my son. I raised him right. We never missed church or the morning devotion, I fed him right, I sent him to a good school. I am a good mother. It is the things he has been watching and reading.’ A mirage of thoughts flooded her mind and before the day was over she had broken his phone and burnt every book he owned that was not related to the bible or his schoolwork, and now they were on their way to visit their pastor.

The End

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The Six Years Plan

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I could feel his life slowly slipping out of my hands. This was what I wanted, so why did I feel numb? I had been chasing Ade for the last six years, six years of boiling rage, six years of planning, and now it was all over.
I let his dead body drop from my hands then set the scene to look like a suicide, just like I had planned. I tightened a rope around his neck then stretched it through the ceiling fan. I placed the butt of a lit cigarette in his mouth, took it out then pressed down it on his table, I forced some alcohol down his throat too. There would be no suicide notes, none, he did not deserve an understandable death.
A miserable man kills himself after drinking. That would be the headline. I took one more look around to make sure that I left no evidence of me behind. There shouldn’t be any evidence of me, I was dead. I had been dead for six years. Ade killed me, buried me, my parents mourned me, the girl who died in a gas leak. That was the headline ‘Beautiful girl dies in gas fire.’

I felt numb, I was supposed to feel different, better. Ade was my boyfriend, but he was too possessive, he got jealous, he threatened to hurt me but he never did, he was always breathing down my neck suspicious of my every move, it was tiring, so I got out. I ended things. I moved on, got a new boyfriend. I left him.
Ade begged me to take him back, he stalked me, I thought he would eventually get over me so I ignored him, but then he came to my house, he came with a gun, he shot my boyfriend, he shot me, then he set the place on fire. But I survived. I survived and I came back for him. He had moved on, he killed me and moved on like I never existed. He was living well. It was vexing. So I set a plan, let my existence be completely erased, then I came back, I drugged him then I strangled him.
I am Titilope Ajao, I am the Beautiful girl who died six years ago in that fire incident, and you can arrest me now.

The End.

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